Cheryl Dyson

Happy birthday, bebe!  I would have written you ficcage, but OMG I'M SO FAR BEHIND!!!  *wails*

Have some picspam:

( Nathan is pretty! )

( And him too, I suppose... )

( Not so sure about this one. *snickers* )

HOPE IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOVE YOU!!!! 

Most Excellent Madame President Stalker, on your birthday I roused the local hotties to track down a nice blond for you.

Jason was less than thrilled.  He said, "Who, me?"

( Jason )

Eric said, "What?  I'm busy.  Ask the twins."

( Eric )

Robby and Bobby were more than happy to help, once we pried them away from each other.

( Robby and Bobby )

Kyle was not amused when I suggested it was a job for Superman.

( Kyle )

But FINALLY we got the search under way.  Owen offered to look in the back yard.

( Owen )

And Marc decided to go incognito.

( Marc )

Chase said, "He's not in the freezer!"  *smacks him*

( Chase )

We all searched and searched, but could not locate him.  Until we got back home, where he was waiting for us!  He said, "I've been here the whole time, idiots."  *sigh*  I suppose we'll forgive him.

( Trent )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING!!!  I hope it was awesome! 

(Note: Names have been changed to suit my own fantasies.)

Okay, I've missed about a million birthdays lately, including adores_draco , idontgiveafaux , goodgonegirl , softly_sweetly ,desperatesmirks , stellamoon , alovelycupoftea , irafeye , dm_p , dirty_darella , aki_hoshi , weasleywench , winnett , piratesmile331 , kapuway , and probably others that I forgot to write down.  *throws myself on the mercy of the court*  Also, a happy GET WELL SOON to byaghro !  I miss you!

Here is a teaser to start with.  Oh look, a hoody boy!  And, hey, he's wearing an All Day I Dream About Sex jacket!  ME, TOO!  (go adidas, best logo evar!)



And since no hoodie is complete without GLOVES!!!
( GLOVES )

Firstly, it has been pointed out to me that I have suckage when it comes to remembering birthdays, so this is for la_dissonance  and romaine24  and medievalmanor  and everyone I've missed in the past three months of blurrage.  But FIRST, even though it is her birthday TODAY, la_dissonance has made icons of GUH!!!  Go and snatch them!  And give her much loveage and credits!!!

Please to be clicking the pretty to find more: 

Next, I was banned from DeviantArt for posting pornography.  NOFUCKINGWAY!!!!!  HAHAHAHA!  I think it's hilarious that not only did it take them months and months and months to figure it out, but when they did they deleted Lucky Number 72, but left Blondage.  *dies laughing*  A billion thanks to xxthecatsmeowxx  for making my banner of awesome thusly:



I LOVE IT.  *happy flail of glee*  GUH, my flist is amazing.

NOW ON TO THE PRETTIES!!!!
( CLICKY!!! )
And Esby: 

One more happy birthday post of the day because some of you could not see the slideshow of GUH.

OMG, this is Draco from Escorts.  It just IS.  *dies*



Let's see.  It's very cold outside.  But we need to call our darling back inside to our nice warm bed.  I suggest we toss on a large SCARF instead of a coat.  (Tell me this doesn't BEG a fic.)

We all know that bryoneybrynn is the Queen of All Angst and she thought it would be fun to make draykonis cry on her birthday so she wrote this fic for her:

Heart wrenching fic with no real name

It features Albus, Scorpius, and Jason from Rock On, but you don't really need to know any of the characters to enjoy the fic.

When I finished cryiing into my Frosted Flakes I wrote a sequel to make myself feel better.

( Satisfying ending to heart wrenching fic with no real name )

*grin*

This isn't Dray's birthday fic. That's coming as soon as my beta wakes up... Smooches to all!!!

Happy Birthday, Dray!

Many happy pretties to abusing_sarcasm !  Here's another one for your collection.  Oh great, now I have a kink for gloves...


 

Happy happy birthday to the fabulous faithwood !!!  I do have ficcage plotted for you, my darling!  Until I get around to writing it, you'll have to settle for drooling on a pretty:



Love you!!!

Sorry this is late, I was having a traumatic experience yesterday.  Anyway, happy belated, oldenuf2nb!  I hope it was fab.  Maybe you can help this guy get his wrist unstuck...



In other news, my laptop is DEAD DEAD DEADDEADDEADDEAD.  *whimper*

Woooo! My f-list is made of so much WIN. Here are two new presents for me that I'm sharing because they are awesome.

No Trespassing by tmkline
Features Stalker!Harry tracking Draco through a cracker factory due to the immensity of Draco's EVIL. *still chuckling*

and

Untitled awesomeness by geminai5

Features Lost!A!Bet!Harry in thigh-high leather boots and a THONG. *dies*

LOVEAGE to the lovely authors! *hugs a billionty*