Cheryl Dyson

I blame Smoochfest for the belatedness of this, but I do want to thank everyone who gave me awesome stuff and well wishes on my actual birthday or during my amazing birthmonth!  THANK YOU!!!!

Amongst the wonderful stuff for you to check out, we have:

FIC!
Father of the Groom by alaana_fair  - An awesome fic about Draco trying to come to terms with the reality of his son getting married.  Features such an awesome Scorpius that I want 500 more pages with him in it.  *ADORES*

For Your Entertainment by launch97 - Features reluctant!corset!wearing!Draco and OH!HELL!YEAH!Harry.  :D

Wands Gone Wild! by veritas03 - Wherein Draco's wand yearns for Harry...  *snickers*  Wand jokes GALORE.

Ficlet or something by faithwood - Once again, Faith tries to argue with the boys.  *shakes head sadly*

Merlin Stripper Porn by ladyvader - Already recced due to epic hotness

Sexual Safari by enchanted_jae  - Takes "out on a limb" quite literally. HAHAHAHA  Tree porn is WIN!

ART!
Untitled pic by horcruxhymen - Our fav boys in red and green!

...Batteries? by savagesnakes - which is not only loltastic, but FUCKING HOT OMG.  <3<3<3

Love Branches Through Time - by tealeaf523 MERLIN!  ARTHUR!  HARRY!  DRACO!!!!  *FLAILS*  (in a tree)  :D

AWESOME PICSPAM!  (do clicky!) Surprisingly worksafe!  :D
PICS OF WIN! from lijahlover 

V-GIFTS!
I LOVE THESE!  Many thanks to:
fireflavored , rhondeez , bryoneybrynn , winterstorrm , faithwood , mblfree , sra_danvers , megyal , melusinahp , nursedarry , bootsy_mine , joan_waterhouse , nenne , steamyaffair , talekayler , cleo_jay , geneva2010 , dawnfireangel , leo_draconis , and everyone who sent me piles and piles of jellybeans!  :D

OTHER STUFF!
So much loveage to bryoneybrynn and ANONYMOUS *stares* for the paid time.  Thank you, demicus , for the fab e-card!  I love you, ladyvader , for the chocolate-covered Kono coffee beans FROM HAWAII that have kept me awake for many days.  :D  The gift card from nursedarry will be utilized by anyone joining us at Norwescon next year, BWAHAHAHAHAHA, alcohol here we come!  Thank you, beloved cleo_jay , for the snakey necklace and groolover for the pretty song!  And many smooches to those of you that emailed, PMed, or glomped me on Facebook or Twitter.  *kiss kiss kiss kiss*  :D

And thank all of you for giving me your computer purchasing wisdom.  It was very helpful!  *loves*

I KNOW I FORGOT SOME OF YOU, SO SMACK ME IN COMMENTS FOR NOT WRITING THIS DOWN BETTERERER.  (And also because I had a fuckton of tabs open the last time Dillon crashed, so there might be some I haven't even SEEN yet.  Please to be relinking me!!!!!)  *wibbles*

(Some of you were mentioned in earlier posts, so that totes doesn't count.)  :D

YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *twirls you all*

ZOMG, so I am the luckiest person to ever be lucky because my f-list is filled with the most incredible and amazing people in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD, AND YES, I AM AWARE OF THIS AND I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH THAT I PLAN TO TYPE MY FINGERS DOWN TO LITTLE NUBS TO EARN EVEN A SMIDGEN OF THAT AWESOMENESS, OKAY?

Anyway, on to the amazing thing that I discovered today while blithely procrastinating surfing. I nearly fainted when I saw that saras_girl  wrote a fic from my birthday prompt list of doom. *stars in eyes forever and ever*

LOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!

CAKE OR DEATH

(Also, I spent all afternoon watching Edde Izzard, so now I can totes blame her for my lack of productivity.  :D  Also, also, now I need cake.)

 Since certain people are nagging me on Twitter *grin* it's apparently time to post my BIRTHDAY PROMPT LIST OF DOOOOOOM!  (Really, any excuse to use the Prompt Box of Doom is a good thing.)  *fishes it out*

DRUMROLL PLEASE!  The prompts for this year are...

"I want to rule the world."
Two D batteries
Tastes great, less filling.
Tree planting
Out on a limb
You are cordially invited to the wedding of...
Mint chocolate chip ice cream
Be yourself.  No one can ever tell you you're doing it wrong.
Map of the world
Karoke machine
Freedom lies in being bold.
Results may vary.

( MORE BLATHERING )

I can't say enough thanks for everyone that wished me well yesterday.  You kept me in giggles ALL DAY LONG.  My coworkers think I'm completely insane, although I think they were aware of that before my birthday Squeefest yesterday.  LOL!  I will post appropriate thanks with links to the dozens of fics and pics and vids as soon as I'm able to sit down and accomplish the momentous task.

Right now I'm hitting the shower and then picking up the rental car to go visit my parents.  (A bit of a drive ahead and OMFG it's going to be a HOT weekend.  Temperature wise, not cutie wise, darn it all.  Seriously, they live in the bishie-free boonies.)

LOVE TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And YES, I started Polyjuice Pastime Part III last night.  It will be late, but I never skimp on birthday presents to myself.  That will be up as soon as I finish it.

*hearts a billionty*

Happy Birthmonth to ME because I love CAKE and want to have cake EVERY SINGLE DAY THIS MONTH!  WOOT!  For you lovely people that want to write ficcage, I have supplied the customary Prompts Of Insanity.

Um... I might have gotten a bit carried away this year:

chalk
pillows
theatrics
professional consultation
geometrical
conscience money
buckles
self betrayal
chocolate milk
translucent
cookout
inquisitor general
blizzard
Chinese parasol
black eye
sunburst
abalone button
yellow-rumped warbler
sleight of hand
narcolepsy
twisted

I love prompts!  Oh yes, and lest I forget the post of the day:  Yes, I are on Dreamwidth, like the rest of you.  http://dysonrules.dreamwidth.org/

I know there was something else I meant to say.  *processing... processing... processing*  Nup, got nuthin'.
EDIT:  Oh yeah, pairings.  HAHA! 

Harry/Draco (goes without saying, OTP FOREVER!!!)
Albus/Scorpius
Lorcan/Lysander
James/Hugo

EDIT PART TWO:  sesheta_66 reminded me of the Perma Prompts.  These will always and forever be on my prompt list because I never ever ever get sick of them ever:

gloves
patterned underwear
collars *whimper*
hoodies
unbuttoned shirts
buttons!!!

I need to go lie down after just typing that list.  *collapses*

I love this day so much!!!  Especially when I turn on the computer and find TWO new presents!!  Well, one I technically should have read yesterday, but the hotness was SO worth the wait.  It's short, sweet, and gorgeous!  Click for teh pr0nz.  Written by the fabulous demonicange1 and posted by sakura_uesugi.  LOVES!

Fine Art

And if that weren't brilliant enough, I have yet ANOTHER art piece by princesszari inspired by Draco's Escort Service.  Zari, PLEASE post this on hd_fanart for the universe to see!

The Leaves Turned Purple

I don't deserve my wonderful, fabulous friends.  I really don't.  *sobs with joy*

I love you guys.

Oh yes, and lest I forget, I finally got around to reading this incredible Torchwood/HD crossover and it was fabulous!!!  Anyone whose appetite was whet by my Jack/Harry/Draco threesome will find this particularly satisfying.  Tis the GUH.  Thousands of hugs to lili_pad!

The Hogwarts Reunion is When Everything Changes...

The brilliance just keeps on coming! More presents to share with everyone! YAY!

From softly_sweetly, an awesome bit of hysterical cuteness:
Trinket

From enchanted_jae, who has given Harry an awesome new job, and won major bonus points just by putting Luna Lovegood into a pair of thigh-high boots...
Pink Plaid Pixie Posse

AND for graylor, who is 100% Slytherin EVIL and I can't even mention why. Just read the fic. THE WHOLE FIC. I'm not kidding.
War Booty

And this is unbelievably hot and still gives me the giggles due to the... oh god you just have to read it. Many squeeing hugs to chyldofeternity for making my Monday. And yes, it was still my birthmonth, so he wasn't even late.

Fic With No Title (should be called Adorable Fic With No Title)

Loveage to all of you!!! Oh and this made me say WTF? I take this to mean that HD love has been properly vindicated...

TV Reviews

I'm in a posting mood, so here is a fic I referred to as Lilith's Blackmail Fic up until it was complete. It bears little resemblance to the original fic and was massively reworked after my poor beta had a hysterical breakdown and rewrote the ending, lol!

It was written under duress, so all negative commentary should be directed to lilith1631  . Beta-ed by the incomparable byaghro  .

Title: Stalker Wars
Words: 6,409
Rating: NC-17 (naturally)
Warnings: Dubious consent, although whose is a bit in question...

Stalker Wars

On another note, I received MORE fabulous birthday gifts!!! I love everyone on my f-list SO much! *adores*

The lovely geminai5  wrote another short fic wherein Draco gives Harry a tattoo. (That will teach him to fall asleep.)

Tramp Stamped

And sakura_uesugi  sent me the cutest OVA on the planet! I had to watch the whole thing even though I didn't have time to watch the whole thing. (SO worth it.)

Kirepapa

And a huge OMFG to draykonis  for drawing this incredible pic of Harry and Draco utilizing the prompts of Pink Plaid Tie, Lucky Number 72, Lockdown, Massive Retaliation, and Checkerboard. Although I swore I would not add another fic to my To Do List, how can I resist writing one for THAT pic???? (It looks awesome as my new desktop background.) I'd be utterly jealous of her talent if I didn't love her so much.

Massive Retaliation

I spent a few days with my insane family and now I remember where all the crazy comes from, lol!  It's good to be back and I have many fabulous recs for you!

Firstly, although I doubt anyone has NOT seen it, this adorable comic was done by heathen_ursidae and it perfectly utilizes the prompt of "bail".  It is made of awesome!  Bail

Next, my fabulous RL buddy twasadark recorded all of my recent drabbles from the Pirate Prompt War with lilith1631, so if you want some silliness for your mp3, feel free to click here:  4 Drabbles

And I got a fabulous gift fic from enchanted_jae because we were talking about shower porn at one time (although neither of us quite remember how that discussion came about, lol!) and it's smuttilicious.  Slippery When Wet.

Also, I finally picked up the gift from geminai5 that was sent to my mum's months ago (just in time for my birthday now) and it's the most gorgeous silver snake ring I've ever seen!!!!  I shall try to remember to take pics.  It's beautiful and I'm never taking it off.  *loves*

And much love to my beta, byaghro, who compiled the To Do List from hell, which I will be sorting through once more to remove spoilers and then I shall post it here so everyone can keep track.  And keep me motivated.  And poke me with sticks if it looks like I'm not going to make it.  (But I WILL.)

And alaana_fair updated Twelve Years Later, which is one of my very few WIP-addictions...

I hope I didn't forget anyone.  I'm still trolling back through the f-list, so if I overlooked you let me know!  More Pirate War drabbles coming soon.  I was supposed to post the next set of prompts on Saturday and I totally forgot due to the consumption of several strawberry margaritas and under the influence of Team Scrabble.  Which I lost.

Woooo! My f-list is made of so much WIN. Here are two new presents for me that I'm sharing because they are awesome.

No Trespassing by tmkline
Features Stalker!Harry tracking Draco through a cracker factory due to the immensity of Draco's EVIL. *still chuckling*

and

Untitled awesomeness by geminai5

Features Lost!A!Bet!Harry in thigh-high leather boots and a THONG. *dies*

LOVEAGE to the lovely authors! *hugs a billionty*