Cheryl Dyson

I'm not sure if I ever posted this on here, but this is a birthday fic I started for myself in 2007.  Every year I add to it and part three is nearly done!  WOOT!  It's a bit late, so I'm posting it on Draco's birthday instead of mine.  I'm starting with the first two parts as a refresher and while I wait for my precious beta to finish part three...

On to the porn!!!  Oh, some notes.  This is AU starting with Goblet of Fire.  There is no mention of Sirius and things skewed a bit after the Tri-Wizard Tournament.  When it comes to PWP, I don't like dealing with excessive plotlines, so I simplified.

( Polyjuice Pastime )

PART TWO

Firstly, the lovely lire_casander made me this beautiful birthday gift for my prompts of red roof, ring of keys, and steam. Very sweet flangst!

Days By Your Side - Choice of Colour

And once that has whetted your appetite, go HERE for the extremely wonderful fic gifted to me on the_ass_fest!!!  It features Albus and Scorpius all grown up, full of angst, and wandering around in the mud. How can anyone possibly resist muddy Aurors-in-training??? This one nailed so many of my kinks it's going on my all time favs list. The lovely author chose the prompts of Will o' Wisp and Cucumber Shampoo, so it features... yes, you guessed it... *can't type, must dab at drool* Even if you're die-hard Harry/Draco fans, you won't be sorry. This fic is adorable.

Stealth and Tracking


Also, fifty gozillion thanks to byaghro for the birthday gifts on top of the birthday gifts you already sent me.  *adores*

There is more I need to say, but apparently the caffeine quota needed to start my brain has not quite been reached... 

This is a huge thank you to everyone on my f-list that made my birth-month absolutely incredible.  You guys have totally blown me away!

Thanks to the billionty for the incredible fics, pics, virtual gifts, links, and general well-wishing awesomeness!

LOVE TO:

byaghro, twasadark, alaana_fair, draykonis, tmkline, faerie_lullaby, raven_roth101, maja_li, slytherinstyle3, bryoneybrynn, hanson_phreek, enchanted_jae, geminai5, dirty_darella, star_sailor13,  ravenqueen55, heathen_ursidae, utteramusement, micolerose, hanson_phreek, jinxgirl71, sakura_uesugi, kluminia, lire_casander, luthien82, lusiology, lunasky3, mytla, sra_danvers, envious_ema, vampire_rogue, shawn_anne, irafeye, pepper202, , kittie8571, lomonaaeren, facecat, kaykayen, accioscar, romaine24, bemygoodday, taradiane, kashida, hdluff4eva, megans_writing, sesheta_66, and idontgiveafaux, who is still in that closet with Harry and Draco.  I think chyldofeternity might have slipped in there with that cheerleader outfit so the four of them probably won't be out for awhile...

If I forgot you, it's because my listmaking skills suck.  I grovel for your forgiveness!

Thank you everyone!!!  And since I didn't rec this one yet because I just read it this morning:  It's by dirty_darella and is a nice, long, one-shot that features terrifying clowns, more terrifying Hermione and Ginny, traumatized Ron, and GUH-worthy Draco:

Bring in the Clowns: A Birthday Conspiracy!

*whew* 

Two more of the lovely people on my f-list have provided birthday ficcage!  YAY! 

Much love to slytherinstyle3 for the quick fic that features hair-touching and WALLSEX!  Nice dominant Harry, too!  *hugs*

Hair Gel

And for the most hysterical game of Scrabble ever to be played by an irritated blond Slytherin, read bryoneybrynn's fabulous

Playing Scrabble (okay, she was tired, cut her some title slack, lol!)

More Pirate Drabble Wars will be coming soon, I am merely having a pout-fest with the super boring prompts handed to me by the Queen of All Evil.  I'd rather have WTF? evil than boring.

Also, will everyone please harass byaghro into finishing her catboy!Draco series?  I really like that one.  She also needs to work on something currently called Ringfic that is made of purest awesome, so give her a smackdown some encouragement for that one, also.

She has time, because the collabs are back on my desk...

Yay! LaRue twasadark wrote a most excellent Supernatural fanfic for my birthday! Short, slash-free, and fun!

Considering the evil prompts I gave her: jumper cables, salve, a boat, flamingos, and road rage, I think she did a fabulous job!

A Boatful of Flamingos Ain't Gonna Salve My Ego