Cheryl Dyson

I spent a few days with my insane family and now I remember where all the crazy comes from, lol!  It's good to be back and I have many fabulous recs for you!

Firstly, although I doubt anyone has NOT seen it, this adorable comic was done by heathen_ursidae and it perfectly utilizes the prompt of "bail".  It is made of awesome!  Bail

Next, my fabulous RL buddy twasadark recorded all of my recent drabbles from the Pirate Prompt War with lilith1631, so if you want some silliness for your mp3, feel free to click here:  4 Drabbles

And I got a fabulous gift fic from enchanted_jae because we were talking about shower porn at one time (although neither of us quite remember how that discussion came about, lol!) and it's smuttilicious.  Slippery When Wet.

Also, I finally picked up the gift from geminai5 that was sent to my mum's months ago (just in time for my birthday now) and it's the most gorgeous silver snake ring I've ever seen!!!!  I shall try to remember to take pics.  It's beautiful and I'm never taking it off.  *loves*

And much love to my beta, byaghro, who compiled the To Do List from hell, which I will be sorting through once more to remove spoilers and then I shall post it here so everyone can keep track.  And keep me motivated.  And poke me with sticks if it looks like I'm not going to make it.  (But I WILL.)

And alaana_fair updated Twelve Years Later, which is one of my very few WIP-addictions...

I hope I didn't forget anyone.  I'm still trolling back through the f-list, so if I overlooked you let me know!  More Pirate War drabbles coming soon.  I was supposed to post the next set of prompts on Saturday and I totally forgot due to the consumption of several strawberry margaritas and under the influence of Team Scrabble.  Which I lost.

Firstly, I have received another fabulous giftfic, this time from idontgiveafaux in which Harry foolishly steals Draco's last piece of cake.  Stupid boy.  Thank you, idontgiveafaux!  *hugs hugs hugs*  (Now I want cake.)

Massive Retaliation

The prompts for the ongoing Pirate Drabble War were delayed due to Lilith's taking of exams, but the next prompts are as follows:

lilith1631:  Quakers, squeegee
dysonrules:  Quakers, trepanation
Common Theme:  Veela fic

(Annoyed by the Quaker prompt, Lilith decided to throw it back at me.  HA!  *catches prompt on my Cutlass o' Doom*  No problem.)
Fics are due by Monday, May 12.

Not to be outdone, however, Satan's little handmistress tossed me another challenge, and since I seem to be a permanent employee of the Department of Stupidity, I accepted without actually thinking it through.  Basically, I have to finish every single item on my To Do List by the end of the year.  At last count there are 29, which sounded pretty easy until I realized that three of them are novel-length and at least two will be novellas.  *cries*  If I don't finish them (but I WILL) then I have to read some ludicrously (and I do mean LUDICROUSLY) long fic that apparently features enough UST to make me want to hurl 50 times over.

AND to make absolutely certain that I finish them all, the incredibly talented star_sailor13 has offered to make me artwork for each one I finish.  *dies from the awesome*  I love her so much.  I'll probably add another fic to the list just for her.  *loves*  *licks my "Voldemort Wins" Draco*

As soon as my lovely beta returns from bishie-stalking in NYC, we shall hash out the list and I'll post it here for better tracking purposes.