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I have loads of stuff to do.  LOADS, I SAY.  Therefore, I shall procrastinate by writing WTF? fic and posting a pointless poll.

Firstly, a ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] faithwood so she'll have even more gifts that make her wish it wasn't her birthday.  XD

The Polyjuice Kit )
I tried to make a poll for the second time ever and POLLS ARE MADE OF FAIL. WHY CAN I NOT GET THEM TO WORK???? LJ YOU MAKE ME FEEL STOOOOOOPID AND I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT SOMETIMES.

/rage

Anyway, enjoy the WTF? fic. Probably better without the poll anyway. XD *waves*  Also, thank you, [livejournal.com profile] fireflavored , for the beta and for putting up with my stupid.  *facedesk*
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Happy birthday, bebe!  I would have written you ficcage, but OMG I'M SO FAR BEHIND!!!  *wails*

Have some picspam:

Nathan is pretty! )

And him too, I suppose... )

Not so sure about this one. *snickers* )

HOPE IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOVE YOU!!!! 
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I am working on ficcage just for you, darling!  In the meantime, have some prettiness to look at!  *grin*

This is one of the prettiest videos I've ever seen.  I WANT TO SEE MOAR!  It's all PG-13 but SO PRETTY!  It gave me a few fic ideas, too.  :D



I hope this works, since LJ has been such a WHORE TO POST TO, LATELY.

Oh, and here is a lovely NWS pretty for you. I'm sure you've seen this, since we stalk the same sites, but OMGUH.

CLICKY )
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Most Excellent Madame President Stalker, on your birthday I roused the local hotties to track down a nice blond for you.

Jason was less than thrilled.  He said, "Who, me?"

Jason )

Eric said, "What?  I'm busy.  Ask the twins."

Eric )

Robby and Bobby were more than happy to help, once we pried them away from each other.

Robby and Bobby )

Kyle was not amused when I suggested it was a job for Superman.

Kyle )

But FINALLY we got the search under way.  Owen offered to look in the back yard.

Owen )

And Marc decided to go incognito.

Marc )

Chase said, "He's not in the freezer!"  *smacks him*

Chase )

We all searched and searched, but could not locate him.  Until we got back home, where he was waiting for us!  He said, "I've been here the whole time, idiots."  *sigh*  I suppose we'll forgive him.

Trent )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING!!!  I hope it was awesome! 

(Note: Names have been changed to suit my own fantasies.)


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRYONEYBRYNN!


Special sparkle-peen just for you!

LOL!!!

([livejournal.com profile] byaghro the Wonder Ravenclaw found the sparkle-peens)

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Okay, I've missed about a million birthdays lately, including [profile] adores_draco , [livejournal.com profile] idontgiveafaux , [livejournal.com profile] goodgonegirl , [personal profile] softly_sweetly ,[livejournal.com profile] desperatesmirks , [info]stellamoon , [livejournal.com profile] alovelycupoftea , [livejournal.com profile] irafeye , [profile] dm_p , [personal profile] dirty_darella , [personal profile] aki_hoshi , [livejournal.com profile] weasleywench , [livejournal.com profile] winnett , [livejournal.com profile] piratesmile331 , [livejournal.com profile] kapuway , and probably others that I forgot to write down.  *throws myself on the mercy of the court*  Also, a happy GET WELL SOON to [livejournal.com profile] byaghro !  I miss you!

Here is a teaser to start with.  Oh look, a hoody boy!  And, hey, he's wearing an All Day I Dream About Sex jacket!  ME, TOO!  (go adidas, best logo evar!)



And since no hoodie is complete without GLOVES!!!
GLOVES )

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What is it with all you March people?  Is everyone's birthday in March?  Not that I had a hard time searching for appropriate pics.  LOL!  So happy birthday [livejournal.com profile] cleo_jay  and [livejournal.com profile] jtsbbsps_dk !  LOVE YOU BOTH!!!!

Clicky Clicky like WHOA )



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Firstly, it has been pointed out to me that I have suckage when it comes to remembering birthdays, so this is for [livejournal.com profile] la_dissonance  and [livejournal.com profile] romaine24  and [livejournal.com profile] medievalmanor  and everyone I've missed in the past three months of blurrage.  But FIRST, even though it is her birthday TODAY, la_dissonance has made icons of GUH!!!  Go and snatch them!  And give her much loveage and credits!!!

Please to be clicking the pretty to find more: 

Next, I was banned from DeviantArt for posting pornography.  NOFUCKINGWAY!!!!!  HAHAHAHA!  I think it's hilarious that not only did it take them months and months and months to figure it out, but when they did they deleted Lucky Number 72, but left Blondage.  *dies laughing*  A billion thanks to [livejournal.com profile] xxthecatsmeowxx  for making my banner of awesome thusly:



I LOVE IT.  *happy flail of glee*  GUH, my flist is amazing.

NOW ON TO THE PRETTIES!!!!
CLICKY!!! )
And Esby: 
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It took me HOURS AND HOURS of searching to locate the perfect pics for your birthday.  (That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.)  *grin*

I'm sparing my list and putting them behind a cut this time.

Click for the pretties!!! )

Picspam

Mar. 12th, 2009 07:33 pm
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One more happy birthday post of the day because some of you could not see the slideshow of GUH.

OMG, this is Draco from Escorts.  It just IS.  *dies*



Let's see.  It's very cold outside.  But we need to call our darling back inside to our nice warm bed.  I suggest we toss on a large SCARF instead of a coat.  (Tell me this doesn't BEG a fic.)



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This is the first of many spammy posts of the day...

Happy Birthday, most lovely fabulous beta-uke!!! *SQUISHES YOU A BILLIONTY*  Let's hope this works...

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We all know that [livejournal.com profile] bryoneybrynn is the Queen of All Angst and she thought it would be fun to make [livejournal.com profile] draykonis cry on her birthday so she wrote this fic for her:

Heart wrenching fic with no real name

It features Albus, Scorpius, and Jason from Rock On, but you don't really need to know any of the characters to enjoy the fic.

When I finished cryiing into my Frosted Flakes I wrote a sequel to make myself feel better.

Satisfying ending to heart wrenching fic with no real name )

*grin*

This isn't Dray's birthday fic. That's coming as soon as my beta wakes up... Smooches to all!!!

Happy Birthday, Dray!

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It's well into your birthday where you are, so I'm getting a jump on posting pretties for you.  I hope your birthday is utterly awesome and I have more stuff for you coming soon.  I love you a billionty and ten!!!

Everyone on my flist, please clicky on [livejournal.com profile] draykonis's journal and shower her with loveage so she will continue to bring us amazing pictures of all of our various lovely fandom favourites!  And for just being made of awesome.

This one is looking for your present:



And this one is counting to ten before he pounces on the first one and helps him find it...



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! 

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Many happy pretties to [livejournal.com profile] abusing_sarcasm !  Here's another one for your collection.  Oh great, now I have a kink for gloves...


 
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Happy happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] isinuyasha , [livejournal.com profile] yazzigazzi , and [livejournal.com profile] prettyhairs !!!  *snuggles you all*

Much love to you!  Ficcage coming.  No really.  It's just... a million trillion words...  (okay, only 30,000 so far and I think it's getting close to the end)

Have a pretty.  Or two...  *tosses*



Huh, they seem preoccupied.

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Happy happy birthday to the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] faithwood !!!  I do have ficcage plotted for you, my darling!  Until I get around to writing it, you'll have to settle for drooling on a pretty:



Love you!!!

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I got you a present, but you'll need to unwrap... er, untie it...



Seattle fic coming soon!!!  *huggles*

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Sorry this is late, I was having a traumatic experience yesterday.  Anyway, happy belated, [personal profile] oldenuf2nb!  I hope it was fab.  Maybe you can help this guy get his wrist unstuck...



In other news, my laptop is DEAD DEAD DEADDEADDEADDEAD.  *whimper*
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Hope you have a lovely birthday, [profile] idontgiveafaux!  Ficcage will be forthcoming... and will be faster if you dig up some promptage *hint hint* but hopefully the GUH factor on this will tide you over for a bit.  Beware, this artist's website is a major Time Sucking Singularity.  http://www.heisejinyao.com  It's all in Chinese, but you clever f-listers will figure it out.  LOL!



Also, for Avatar fans, this made me laugh hysterically for several minutes.
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Woooo! My f-list is made of so much WIN. Here are two new presents for me that I'm sharing because they are awesome.

No Trespassing by [personal profile] tmkline
Features Stalker!Harry tracking Draco through a cracker factory due to the immensity of Draco's EVIL. *still chuckling*

and

Untitled awesomeness by [profile] geminai5

Features Lost!A!Bet!Harry in thigh-high leather boots and a THONG. *dies*

LOVEAGE to the lovely authors! *hugs a billionty*

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