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I blame Smoochfest for the belatedness of this, but I do want to thank everyone who gave me awesome stuff and well wishes on my actual birthday or during my amazing birthmonth!  THANK YOU!!!!

Amongst the wonderful stuff for you to check out, we have:

Father of the Groom by [livejournal.com profile] alaana_fair  - An awesome fic about Draco trying to come to terms with the reality of his son getting married.  Features such an awesome Scorpius that I want 500 more pages with him in it.  *ADORES*

For Your Entertainment by [livejournal.com profile] launch97 - Features reluctant!corset!wearing!Draco and OH!HELL!YEAH!Harry.  :D

Wands Gone Wild! by [livejournal.com profile] veritas03 - Wherein Draco's wand yearns for Harry...  *snickers*  Wand jokes GALORE.

Ficlet or something by [livejournal.com profile] faithwood - Once again, Faith tries to argue with the boys.  *shakes head sadly*

Merlin Stripper Porn by [livejournal.com profile] ladyvader - Already recced due to epic hotness

Sexual Safari by [livejournal.com profile] enchanted_jae  - Takes "out on a limb" quite literally. HAHAHAHA  Tree porn is WIN!

Untitled pic by [livejournal.com profile] horcruxhymen - Our fav boys in red and green!

...Batteries? by [livejournal.com profile] savagesnakes - which is not only loltastic, but FUCKING HOT OMG.  <3<3<3

Love Branches Through Time
- by [livejournal.com profile] tealeaf523 MERLIN!  ARTHUR!  HARRY!  DRACO!!!!  *FLAILS*  (in a tree)  :D

AWESOME PICSPAM!  (do clicky!) Surprisingly worksafe!  :D
PICS OF WIN! from [livejournal.com profile] lijahlover 

I LOVE THESE!  Many thanks to:
[livejournal.com profile] fireflavored , [livejournal.com profile] rhondeez , [livejournal.com profile] bryoneybrynn , [livejournal.com profile] winterstorrm , [livejournal.com profile] faithwood , [livejournal.com profile] mblfree , [livejournal.com profile] sra_danvers , [livejournal.com profile] megyal , [livejournal.com profile] melusinahp , [livejournal.com profile] nursedarry , [livejournal.com profile] bootsy_mine , [livejournal.com profile] joan_waterhouse , [livejournal.com profile] nenne , [livejournal.com profile] steamyaffair , [livejournal.com profile] talekayler , [livejournal.com profile] cleo_jay , [livejournal.com profile] geneva2010 , [livejournal.com profile] dawnfireangel , [livejournal.com profile] leo_draconis , and everyone who sent me piles and piles of jellybeans!  :D

So much loveage to [livejournal.com profile] bryoneybrynn and ANONYMOUS *stares* for the paid time.  Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] demicus , for the fab e-card!  I love you, [livejournal.com profile] ladyvader , for the chocolate-covered Kono coffee beans FROM HAWAII that have kept me awake for many days.  :D  The gift card from [livejournal.com profile] nursedarry will be utilized by anyone joining us at Norwescon next year, BWAHAHAHAHAHA, alcohol here we come!  Thank you, beloved [livejournal.com profile] cleo_jay , for the snakey necklace and [livejournal.com profile] groolover for the pretty song!  And many smooches to those of you that emailed, PMed, or glomped me on Facebook or Twitter.  *kiss kiss kiss kiss*  :D

And thank all of you for giving me your computer purchasing wisdom.  It was very helpful!  *loves*

I KNOW I FORGOT SOME OF YOU, SO SMACK ME IN COMMENTS FOR NOT WRITING THIS DOWN BETTERERER.  (And also because I had a fuckton of tabs open the last time Dillon crashed, so there might be some I haven't even SEEN yet.  Please to be relinking me!!!!!)  *wibbles*

(Some of you were mentioned in earlier posts, so that totes doesn't count.)  :D

YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *twirls you all*
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I have many pressies today!!!!!

First my lovely Cleo sent me a SNAKEY NECKLACE!!!!  I will take pics soon.  It totally matches my snakey bracelet and snakey ring.  SOON I SHALL BECOME A SNAKE.  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  Yeah, shut up, I know I already am.  *pokes you smartasses*

Then [livejournal.com profile] nursedarry sent me a gift card so that I may purchase the Holy Beverage Chilling Unit (hereafter referred to as HBCU) which will make its grand appearance at next year's [livejournal.com profile] norwescon .  WHO IS COMING????  Put your drink orders in now.  :D :D :D

AND THEN [livejournal.com profile] star_sailor13  drew my LONG-AWAITED ART for Sparkle Sparkle Princesses, featuring Harry and Draco in dresses.  They are too gorgeous for words.  Just CLICKY CLICKY CLICKY!!!!

(I linked it to DeviantArt because then you can see the ones she already drew, including Millicent, Ron, Zach, and a random Ravenclaw.) 

*collapses with glee*


May. 5th, 2011 07:41 pm
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ZOMG, so I am the luckiest person to ever be lucky because my f-list is filled with the most incredible and amazing people in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD, AND YES, I AM AWARE OF THIS AND I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH THAT I PLAN TO TYPE MY FINGERS DOWN TO LITTLE NUBS TO EARN EVEN A SMIDGEN OF THAT AWESOMENESS, OKAY?

Anyway, on to the amazing thing that I discovered today while blithely procrastinating surfing. I nearly fainted when I saw that [livejournal.com profile] saras_girl  wrote a fic from my birthday prompt list of doom. *stars in eyes forever and ever*



(Also, I spent all afternoon watching Edde Izzard, so now I can totes blame her for my lack of productivity.  :D  Also, also, now I need cake.)


May. 2nd, 2011 09:39 am
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The incomparable [livejournal.com profile] wincest_drarry  made SAM WINCHESTER EATING MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM.


All I can say is GUH.

*blissful sigh*

I fucking love my birthmonth.  And my f-list.  :D
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 Since certain people are nagging me on Twitter *grin* it's apparently time to post my BIRTHDAY PROMPT LIST OF DOOOOOOM!  (Really, any excuse to use the Prompt Box of Doom is a good thing.)  *fishes it out*

DRUMROLL PLEASE!  The prompts for this year are...

"I want to rule the world."
Two D batteries
Tastes great, less filling.
Tree planting
Out on a limb
You are cordially invited to the wedding of...
Mint chocolate chip ice cream
Be yourself.  No one can ever tell you you're doing it wrong.
Map of the world
Karoke machine
Freedom lies in being bold.
Results may vary.

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I'm a day late because I was lazy and reading [livejournal.com profile] jordan_c_price  stories all day (and working on [livejournal.com profile] hd_smoochfest ) but I consider the reading to be my first birthmonth present to myself, so that works.  :D

ANYWAY, on to the birthday prompting!  Anyone wanting to provide ficcage or art can feel free to use the following prompts, provided this year by the AWESOME PROMPT BOX OF DOOM!!!!  (Anyone not knowing what that is can click here to ENVY THE AWESOME.)  *grin*

On to the promptage:

Pink princess crown
"Well, that's ONE way to put it."
Pumpkin scented candle
Party favours
Love: 1. A passionate affection 2. deep devotion 3. what I will always feel for you
Half a bottle of Bacardi rum
Velvet lined jewelery box that plays Canon in D
"I think your medication wore off."
Department of Travel

AND that's ten.  *grin*  Everyone knows the pairings I adore, yeah?  Harry/Draco (OTP! OTP! OTP!), Albus/Scorpius, James/Hugo, Arthur/Merlin, Bradley/Colin and any random rarepair you can think of, because those tend to amuse me.  :D

And hell, I love original fic, so feel free to concoct your own.


(Those of you on my Twitter account know I already HAD the best present on Friday, the day before my birthmonth, but I'll take it.)


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I can't say enough thanks for everyone that wished me well yesterday.  You kept me in giggles ALL DAY LONG.  My coworkers think I'm completely insane, although I think they were aware of that before my birthday Squeefest yesterday.  LOL!  I will post appropriate thanks with links to the dozens of fics and pics and vids as soon as I'm able to sit down and accomplish the momentous task.

Right now I'm hitting the shower and then picking up the rental car to go visit my parents.  (A bit of a drive ahead and OMFG it's going to be a HOT weekend.  Temperature wise, not cutie wise, darn it all.  Seriously, they live in the bishie-free boonies.)

LOVE TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And YES, I started Polyjuice Pastime Part III last night.  It will be late, but I never skimp on birthday presents to myself.  That will be up as soon as I finish it.

*hearts a billionty*
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HOLY CRAP I have the best f-list EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I've spent the last hour and a half going through the stuff you've sent and I've barely scratched the surface.  (I haven't EVEN made it through Esby's video.  I had to take a GUH break before my brain dribbled out my ears.  For anyone that hasn't seen it, DED DED DED IZ DED go HERE and fucking NO it's NWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

A huge post of THANK YOU will be coming as soon as I compile everything.  The list is astounding.

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

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Happy Birthmonth to ME because I love CAKE and want to have cake EVERY SINGLE DAY THIS MONTH!  WOOT!  For you lovely people that want to write ficcage, I have supplied the customary Prompts Of Insanity.

Um... I might have gotten a bit carried away this year:

professional consultation
conscience money
self betrayal
chocolate milk
inquisitor general
Chinese parasol
black eye
abalone button
yellow-rumped warbler
sleight of hand

I love prompts!  Oh yes, and lest I forget the post of the day:  Yes, I are on Dreamwidth, like the rest of you.  http://dysonrules.dreamwidth.org/

I know there was something else I meant to say.  *processing... processing... processing*  Nup, got nuthin'.
EDIT:  Oh yeah, pairings.  HAHA! 

Harry/Draco (goes without saying, OTP FOREVER!!!)

EDIT PART TWO:  sesheta_66 reminded me of the Perma Prompts.  These will always and forever be on my prompt list because I never ever ever get sick of them ever:

patterned underwear
collars *whimper*
unbuttoned shirts

I need to go lie down after just typing that list.  *collapses*
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HAPPY MAY, EVERYONE!  It was always my favorite month, but now it's even better because of hd_smoochfest!!!!!  Posting has begun, so everyone that hasn't friended or watched the community go HERE:

*flails with excitement*

Oh yes, and my birthmonth has started.  I've decided not to be greedy and demand presents this year.  Unless you want to send me pics of hot guys because that just NEVER gets old.  Of course, if you WANT to give me presents I will certainly not stop you.  *grin*

Hmmm, I'll post a prompt list tomorrow for the prompt-inclined.

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I love this day so much!!!  Especially when I turn on the computer and find TWO new presents!!  Well, one I technically should have read yesterday, but the hotness was SO worth the wait.  It's short, sweet, and gorgeous!  Click for teh pr0nz.  Written by the fabulous [profile] demonicange1 and posted by [profile] sakura_uesugi.  LOVES!

Fine Art

And if that weren't brilliant enough, I have yet ANOTHER art piece by [profile] princesszari inspired by Draco's Escort Service.  Zari, PLEASE post this on [community profile] hd_fanart for the universe to see!

The Leaves Turned Purple

I don't deserve my wonderful, fabulous friends.  I really don't.  *sobs with joy*

I love you guys.

Oh yes, and lest I forget, I finally got around to reading this incredible Torchwood/HD crossover and it was fabulous!!!  Anyone whose appetite was whet by my Jack/Harry/Draco threesome will find this particularly satisfying.  Tis the GUH.  Thousands of hugs to [personal profile] lili_pad!

The Hogwarts Reunion is When Everything Changes...
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Firstly, the lovely [personal profile] lire_casander made me this beautiful birthday gift for my prompts of red roof, ring of keys, and steam. Very sweet flangst!

Days By Your Side - Choice of Colour

And once that has whetted your appetite, go HERE for the extremely wonderful fic gifted to me on [community profile] the_ass_fest!!!  It features Albus and Scorpius all grown up, full of angst, and wandering around in the mud. How can anyone possibly resist muddy Aurors-in-training??? This one nailed so many of my kinks it's going on my all time favs list. The lovely author chose the prompts of Will o' Wisp and Cucumber Shampoo, so it features... yes, you guessed it... *can't type, must dab at drool* Even if you're die-hard Harry/Draco fans, you won't be sorry. This fic is adorable.

Stealth and Tracking

Also, fifty gozillion thanks to [personal profile] byaghro for the birthday gifts on top of the birthday gifts you already sent me.  *adores*

There is more I need to say, but apparently the caffeine quota needed to start my brain has not quite been reached... 
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The brilliance just keeps on coming! More presents to share with everyone! YAY!

From softly_sweetly, an awesome bit of hysterical cuteness:

From enchanted_jae, who has given Harry an awesome new job, and won major bonus points just by putting Luna Lovegood into a pair of thigh-high boots...
Pink Plaid Pixie Posse

AND for graylor, who is 100% Slytherin EVIL and I can't even mention why. Just read the fic. THE WHOLE FIC. I'm not kidding.
War Booty

And this is unbelievably hot and still gives me the giggles due to the... oh god you just have to read it. Many squeeing hugs to chyldofeternity for making my Monday. And yes, it was still my birthmonth, so he wasn't even late.

Fic With No Title (should be called Adorable Fic With No Title)

Loveage to all of you!!! Oh and this made me say WTF? I take this to mean that HD love has been properly vindicated...

blog readability testTV Reviews
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This is a huge thank you to everyone on my f-list that made my birth-month absolutely incredible.  You guys have totally blown me away!

Thanks to the billionty for the incredible fics, pics, virtual gifts, links, and general well-wishing awesomeness!


[personal profile] byaghro, [personal profile] twasadark, [personal profile] alaana_fair, [personal profile] draykonis, [personal profile] tmkline, [profile] faerie_lullaby, [profile] raven_roth101, [personal profile] maja_li, [profile] slytherinstyle3, [personal profile] bryoneybrynn, [profile] hanson_phreek, [personal profile] enchanted_jae, [profile] geminai5, [personal profile] dirty_darella, [profile] star_sailor13[personal profile] ravenqueen55, [profile] heathen_ursidae, [personal profile] utteramusement, [personal profile] micolerose, [profile] hanson_phreek, [profile] jinxgirl71, [profile] sakura_uesugi, [profile] kluminia, [personal profile] lire_casander, [personal profile] luthien82, [profile] lusiology, [personal profile] lunasky3, [profile] mytla, [personal profile] sra_danvers, [personal profile] envious_ema, [personal profile] vampire_rogue, [profile] shawn_anne, [profile] irafeye, [profile] pepper202, , [personal profile] kittie8571, [personal profile] lomonaaeren, [profile] facecat, [personal profile] kaykayen, [personal profile] accioscar, [profile] romaine24, [personal profile] bemygoodday, [personal profile] taradiane, [profile] kashida, [profile] hdluff4eva, [personal profile] megans_writing, [personal profile] sesheta_66, and [profile] idontgiveafaux, who is still in that closet with Harry and Draco.  I think [personal profile] chyldofeternity might have slipped in there with that cheerleader outfit so the four of them probably won't be out for awhile...

If I forgot you, it's because my listmaking skills suck.  I grovel for your forgiveness!

Thank you everyone!!!  And since I didn't rec this one yet because I just read it this morning:  It's by [personal profile] dirty_darella and is a nice, long, one-shot that features terrifying clowns, more terrifying Hermione and Ginny, traumatized Ron, and GUH-worthy Draco:

Bring in the Clowns: A Birthday Conspiracy!

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I'm in a posting mood, so here is a fic I referred to as Lilith's Blackmail Fic up until it was complete. It bears little resemblance to the original fic and was massively reworked after my poor beta had a hysterical breakdown and rewrote the ending, lol!

It was written under duress, so all negative commentary should be directed to [profile] lilith1631  . Beta-ed by the incomparable [personal profile] byaghro  .

Title: Stalker Wars
Words: 6,409
Rating: NC-17 (naturally)
Warnings: Dubious consent, although whose is a bit in question...

Stalker Wars

On another note, I received MORE fabulous birthday gifts!!! I love everyone on my f-list SO much! *adores*

The lovely [profile] geminai5  wrote another short fic wherein Draco gives Harry a tattoo. (That will teach him to fall asleep.)

Tramp Stamped

And [profile] sakura_uesugi  sent me the cutest OVA on the planet! I had to watch the whole thing even though I didn't have time to watch the whole thing. (SO worth it.)


And a huge OMFG to [personal profile] draykonis  for drawing this incredible pic of Harry and Draco utilizing the prompts of Pink Plaid Tie, Lucky Number 72, Lockdown, Massive Retaliation, and Checkerboard. Although I swore I would not add another fic to my To Do List, how can I resist writing one for THAT pic???? (It looks awesome as my new desktop background.) I'd be utterly jealous of her talent if I didn't love her so much.

Massive Retaliation
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Two more of the lovely people on my f-list have provided birthday ficcage!  YAY! 

Much love to [profile] slytherinstyle3 for the quick fic that features hair-touching and WALLSEX!  Nice dominant Harry, too!  *hugs*

Hair Gel

And for the most hysterical game of Scrabble ever to be played by an irritated blond Slytherin, read [personal profile] bryoneybrynn's fabulous

Playing Scrabble (okay, she was tired, cut her some title slack, lol!)

More Pirate Drabble Wars will be coming soon, I am merely having a pout-fest with the super boring prompts handed to me by the Queen of All Evil.  I'd rather have WTF? evil than boring.

Also, will everyone please harass [personal profile] byaghro into finishing her catboy!Draco series?  I really like that one.  She also needs to work on something currently called Ringfic that is made of purest awesome, so give her a smackdown some encouragement for that one, also.

She has time, because the collabs are back on my desk...
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I spent a few days with my insane family and now I remember where all the crazy comes from, lol!  It's good to be back and I have many fabulous recs for you!

Firstly, although I doubt anyone has NOT seen it, this adorable comic was done by [profile] heathen_ursidae and it perfectly utilizes the prompt of "bail".  It is made of awesome!  Bail

Next, my fabulous RL buddy [personal profile] twasadark recorded all of my recent drabbles from the Pirate Prompt War with [profile] lilith1631, so if you want some silliness for your mp3, feel free to click here:  4 Drabbles

And I got a fabulous gift fic from [personal profile] enchanted_jae because we were talking about shower porn at one time (although neither of us quite remember how that discussion came about, lol!) and it's smuttilicious.  Slippery When Wet.

Also, I finally picked up the gift from [profile] geminai5 that was sent to my mum's months ago (just in time for my birthday now) and it's the most gorgeous silver snake ring I've ever seen!!!!  I shall try to remember to take pics.  It's beautiful and I'm never taking it off.  *loves*

And much love to my beta, [personal profile] byaghro, who compiled the To Do List from hell, which I will be sorting through once more to remove spoilers and then I shall post it here so everyone can keep track.  And keep me motivated.  And poke me with sticks if it looks like I'm not going to make it.  (But I WILL.)

And [personal profile] alaana_fair updated Twelve Years Later, which is one of my very few WIP-addictions...

I hope I didn't forget anyone.  I'm still trolling back through the f-list, so if I overlooked you let me know!  More Pirate War drabbles coming soon.  I was supposed to post the next set of prompts on Saturday and I totally forgot due to the consumption of several strawberry margaritas and under the influence of Team Scrabble.  Which I lost.
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I have two new fics for your reading pleasure with many gushing thanks to the lovely authors!  *hugs hard*

Draco Always Wins?
by [profile] hanson_phreek
Wherein Draco underestimates the stupendous power of lucky number 72.


The Theatre Major
by [profile] raven_roth101
This is an awesome AU that features Draco dressed as Duchess from the Aristocats.  And damn is he hot.  LOL!

Also, you may have noticed my fabulous new background, drawn by [profile] star_sailor13, who is utterly made of WIN.  The full pic can be viewed at DeviantArt here Victory.

Also, after explaining what a "prompt" was to my lovely new Ravenclaw friend, Nathan, he unleashed his hidden Slytherin side and tossed out "cast" as a prompt.  Since the boy has no intention of ever becoming gay, I wrote this het-ish sort of drabble for him.  It features Angelina and the Weasley Twins.  That counts a a "pairing" right?

Plaster )
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Woooo! My f-list is made of so much WIN. Here are two new presents for me that I'm sharing because they are awesome.

No Trespassing by [personal profile] tmkline
Features Stalker!Harry tracking Draco through a cracker factory due to the immensity of Draco's EVIL. *still chuckling*


Untitled awesomeness by [profile] geminai5

Features Lost!A!Bet!Harry in thigh-high leather boots and a THONG. *dies*

LOVEAGE to the lovely authors! *hugs a billionty*
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I love May.  Mostly because it's my birthday month.  Most people only celebrate their birthdays on one single day.  I take the whole month.  Now, since I'm Slytherin and demanding I hereby request presents from everyone.  By presents, of course, I mean H/D presents.  I want ficcage or art or ficcage AND art and I want it now.  Even if you think you can't write or draw, do it anyway.  *is demanding*

To help you out, here's a nice list of prompties:

Upside down tulips
Fire hydrant
Thigh-high leather boots
Pink plaid tie
"No Trespassing"
"Do you mind picking that up?"
Lucky number 72
Massive retaliation
Braided silver circlet
Wall of mirrors
Railroad tracks

That should get you started.  LOL!  Oh and for the record, I LOVE everyone on my f-list.  Love love love love!  *squishy hugs*
I'm writing my own birthday present, too.  It's the sequel to last year's birthday present - Polyjuice Pastime.

It will be posted by my actual birthday... 28 days to go.

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