HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dysonrules]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! My resolutions for the past few years have been working out pretty well for me, so I think I'll stick with them. Maybe I'll add something difficult to make it less simple, yeah? *ponders*


Anyway, they have been thusly:

1) Have more sex!

I'll consider this a success, although I'm still not satisfied with the quantity. This is more my fault than anything, as I haven't prioritized it. Pretty much it's been family, fandom, work, and then everything else. That probably won't change.

2) Eat cheesecake!!!

I think I only had cheesecake four or five times in 2011. WHAT IS THIS EVEN? MORE, DYSON, MORE.

3) Avoid jail.

So far, so good. Let's just keep our fingers crossed, shall we?

New for 2012:

4) Finish a fucking original novel.

I have three half-finished. *ponders* Yes, three. Can't be that hard to finish one, right?

OKAY, ON TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF. THINGS I WROTE IN 2011, also known as the 2011 Master List:

JANUARY

Harry/Draco

Christmas Stockings This has also been turned into a podfic, which is AWESOME! I will linky.

Decoy Dilemma for hd_holidays last year.

Lipstick also for hd_holidays. *grin*

The Polyjuice Kit Actually, I have no memory of this fic. WTF?

FEBRUARY

I wrote this fandom crossover for Valentine's Day.

Harry/Draco, Arthur/Merlin, Arthur/Eames

Slumber I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE.

MARCH

Harry/Draco

Recess Written for Blowjob Day. IT'S TOTALLY A DAY, OKAY?

APRIL

Apparently nothing. D: D: D: WHAT IS THIS EVEN?

MAY

Also nothing. WAS I POSSESSED?

JUNE

I'll just be over here. >.>

JULY

OMG I FUCKING WROTE SOMETHING. I should fricking hope so after TWO MONTHS OFF. Well, apparently all the fics I had been writing for months posted. XD

Harry/Draco

Goblin-Forged Steel Shaving fics FTW! :D

Also, for Smoochfest:

Rematch

And okay, this one took a bit of my life:

In Pieces My deathfic. LOLOLOLOL Damn, I love that one.

For Glompfest:

Phantom Orchid I love this fic a lot, okay?

And:

Zero to Hero I'm a bit shocked by the reception of this fic. It gets a review on ff.net at least once a week. *shakes head* I don't even know.

I also wrote this, but no one knows about it, so shhhhhhhhh.

Proving Ground

AUGUST

I think I was resting. >.>

SEPTEMBER

Harry/Draco

Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation

OH HEY, LOOK! A WIP! *hides*

Benevolence

Don't worry, I'm actually working on it right now. MORE CHAPTERS TO COME!

ALL THOSE OTHER MONTHS

FAIL. FAIL. FAIL.

Okay, I wrote my hols fic, and I wrote another fic that will never be posted, plus a pinch-hit that I didn't quite finish. This year has been WAAAAAY too busy with real life and not enough WRITING.

WOW, 2011. I don't even want to count my words. It's pathetic. :(((((((

Okay, let's just ignore all that.

ON TO 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAPPY NEW YEAR, DARLING F-LIST!