Epic Con Report

[dysonrules]

Yes, I just spent four amazing, fun-filled days with fireflavored , nursedarry , cassie_black12 , alovelycupoftea , cinnatart , girljim , savagesnakes , roma_fics and pir8fancier !!!!!!!!

I was going to do a moment by moment report, but for some reason parts of it are a bit hazy. This is not the fault of any sort of liquid products containing alcohol. *nods emphatically* BWAHAHAHA. (Okay, maybe it is.)

Therefore I will give you some epic highlights:

1) My fandom friends are all so AWESOME OMG!!!! (That's pretty obvious, right?)
2) fireflavored wore her pyjamas most of the time, even in the hotel bar. (I thought it was important to mention that, Fire.) *grin*
3) nursedarry is amazing (and gorgeous) and has the most adorable children in the history of adorableness and she's lucky my daughter did not kidnap them. Said child is willing to trade her own brother for them both. (Her brother would probably agree to this deal, so we won't be mentioning it to him.)
4) I am making plans to steal cassie_black12 forever because she is just that awesome. YOU DID NOT JUST READ THAT. *moves kidnapping plan information to Private Journal* I also owe her the rest of her new Hugo/James fic (it's in writing, Cassie, SEE?)
5) I love my silver pen from Harrod's (wouldn't fanon Draco be jealous???) and my amazing London map coasters (which I totally tried to put together like a puzzle) and my tiny Mind the Gap THONG that I will NOT be modeling for you lot any time soon *smirk*, and my link bracelet that looks completely Gryffindor in certain light.  I OWE YOU ALL PRESENTS.  Probably porn presents.
6) pir8fancier is awesome and can make your panel sound intelligent even when you've done next to nothing to prepare for it. I recommend her for all your panel needs. She also has great taste in red-coloured liquid. (And she needs to dress like a pirate next time.)
7) savagesnakes can crank out GORGEOUS pics of assorted boys in no time flat using an ink pen. And she makes lovely bracelets!
8) roma_fics  needs to join the Con Comm and spend more time with us! Ditto, savagesnakes ! *plots for next year*
9) Staying up until 2 am with fireflavored gushing about our fav fics of all time qualifies as one of the BEST THINGS EVER.
10) If you need a hot boy, send nursedarry to fetch him for you. They are helpless in her clutches. And rightly so.
11) alovelycupoftea is the snuggliest person alive. I could cuddle her FOREVER AND EVER.  *luffles Snugglebunny*  (I am framing my epic cocktail napkin art.)
12) If you ever need panelists, I recommend nursedarry for all your fandom needs. She is not afraid to say the word "cock!" and she is excellent at boob-grabbing. (Thank you for that, Darry, it's the closest I came to actual sex all weekend.) XD
13) fireflavored likes cheesecake, in case you want to tempt her to come to your neck of the woods. NEVER MIND, SHE'S MINE.
14) Hanging out with fellow fangirls = WIN X BILLIONTY. If you haven't done it yet, you don't know what you're missing. SO DAMN MUCH AWESOME. I can't even.

I MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!  *clings forever*  The worstest part is saying goodbye.  *sniffles*

My convention duties kept me missing so much stuff (like the top/bottom rantfest!) but I love this damn Con, so that's probably not going to change.  And we have to keep it awesome so you guys will want to come back again and again, right?

So... WHO IS COMING NEXT YEAR??????

Also, Hoi, if you're reading this you need to make a freaking Livejournal account. JUST SAYIN'.