Pirate Drabble War Part the Fourth

I'm not particularly excited with this one, so I might have to concede the loss to lilith1631  this time. It was better before I had to delete 69 words, lol! But I shall prevail on the next one! *fires cannons excitedly*

Title: Like a Hole in the Head
Words: 500
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Fluffishness?
Summary: Draco does not want to be Harry's mate. What's new?

Prompts: Quakers and trepanation
Shared condition: Veela fic!

( Like a Hole in the Head )

The War thus far...