Meme time!

[dysonrules]

Because I should be working!  This is random.  Gakked from subtlefire .  You guys already know most of this stuff.  :D

Elaborate on your profile picture.
It was made by Draykonis from the pic she made for my birthday, after which I wrote Lucky Number 72 in order to commemorate it.  The tiny print says “Pope Tealeaf the First” because I am the head of the Church of Draykonis.

Ever have a near-death experience?
I nearly choked to death once, but all I saw were black spots before my eyes before I managed to unchoke myself, so it didn’t get at the point of actual death and was just terrifying and dicey for a moment.  I do remember thinking quite calmly, “I am going to die” with only a detached sort of panic.

Name an obvious quality you have.
Sarcasm.  HAHAHAHA

What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Family Reunion by Saliva and WHY is it always a song I haaaaate?

Name a celebrity you would marry?
Gwen Stefani.

Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
Not for ages, but people used to say I looked like Lori Laughlin. http://www.loriloughlin.com/LoriLoughlin1.jpg and sometimes Valerie Bertinelli http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/Valerie_Bertinelli_2_270208/valerie_bertinelli_1774309.jpg

Yeah, brown hair and chipmunk cheeks – that’s me.

Do you wear a watch?
Every fucking minute of my life because when it’s missing I flip out a little.  D:

Do you like pain?
Only when inflicted on the deserving.

Do you like to shop?
SHOP! SHOP! SHOP! SHOP! SHOP! SHOP! SHOP! SHOP! SHOP! SHOP!  Love it.  I don’t usually BUY, though.

What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
COFFEE!!!!!!

What is your favorite lamp that you own?
I don’t really have one.  I could toss them all without a second glance.

What is on your desktop background?
Bradley and Colin.  :D

What was the last movie you watched in theaters?
Avatar!  I want a giant blue furry!!!!

What was the last book you read?
Drawn Together by Z. A. Maxfield.  Book review is here:  http://dysonrules.blogspot.com

Ocean or pool?
Hot tub.  I hate water.

Did you ever have a party that was busted by the cops?
I didn’t HAVE one, but I was at a college party once and I was one of the few attendees over drinking age.  (Younger guys, LOL) Thankfully, my date at the time yanked me out the back way and we fled.

Ever met anyone famous?
No, although I was feet away from Tom Felton at DragonCon.  He’s so adorable!  Oh wait, I met R. A. Salvatore, who is sort of a famous author.  I was too drunk to know it was him until later, though.  HAHA

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl twirl twirl until it’s a giant ball.  :D

Baseball or Football?
Football! Denver Broncos FTW!!!!

What is your favorite part of the Day/Night?
MORNING!  WOOT!  All bright and new and full of promise.  By afternoon the suckishness has revealed itself and by evening I’m sick of it.  :D

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yeah, wrecked my car.  DOH.  No, I wasn’t drinking at the time.  :D

Can you tango?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  LOLNO.

Last gift you received?
WOOT!  A pile of birthday presents!!!!  *spins*

What would you like to spend a lot of time doing?
Writing porn.

Can you sing?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  LOLNO.  I do, anyway, of course.  But only in the car.

What's your least favorite chore?
Cleaning the bathroom.  Necessary but nasty.

Favorite drink?
Pepsi Cola.

Have you been on a cruise?
No and that is a CRYING SHAME.  Okay, I’ve been on lake cruises here.  Lake Washington was nice.

Are you a vegetarian?
Mmmmmmm, only if you consider bacon and steak to be veggies.

Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yeah, I love broccoli.

Can you dance?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  Goodness these questions are funny.

Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Maybe.  I’d have to be a lot more hideous-looking than I am now, though.

What do you wear to bed?
A big t-shirt, usually.

Have you ever done anything illegal?
Which time?  I refuse to drive the speed limit, so I’m pretty much breaking the law every time I get in the car…

What kind of shoes are you wearing?
Tennis Shoes.

What is your hair color?
Brown.

Future child's name?
HAHAHAHA  NO.

City, beach, or country?
Yes.

What is your favorite TV show?
SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Closely followed by Merlin.

What is your favorite cuisine?
THAI.  I want it right now.  NOW I SAY.

What foods do you dislike?
Lima beans.  The most horrific and nasty thing ever presented as “food”.  *shudders*  So much childhood hate.

Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Bora Bora.  And I would never ever come back EVER.

Cup half-empty or half-full?
Empty because I drank it down and it was YUMMY.  *refills*

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Male gymnastics.  UNF UNF UNF.

Bird watcher?
Only if I’m shooting at them.

Always wear your seat belt?
Oh hell yeah, do you even know how much the fine is here?  D:

Been in a car accident?
Three.  Only one serious enough to warrant ambulances and medical bills, though.

Favorite pizza toppings?
Chicken, artichoke hearts, feta cheese and white sauce.  OMFG.

Favorite flower?
Carnations!!!!  (Dianthus for the Latin-minded)

Favorite ice cream?
Dreyers vanilla bean, but only with some sort of topping, like hot fudge.

Favorite fast food restaurant?
Taco Bell.

How many times did you fail your driver's test?
I never took a driver’s test.  LOOK OUT, WORLD.  Except the written one and I’ve never failed that.  When I first went to get my license I was in a backwater town and the instructor was lazy.  He only asked, “How long have you been driving?” and I replied, “Since I was twelve” which was true, and he said, “Okay.”

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Hot Topic.

What was your favorite vacation?
When I went to Dragon Con and met Esby and Tom Felton.

What are you listening to right now?
My coworker blabbing on the phone.

What is your favorite color?
Emerald Green.  Sometimes black. 

Coffee drinker?
*clings to precious liquid of life*  Maybe.  :D