Twitterporn Part XXVII

[dysonrules]

Sorry for the delay!  This one will be rather long and image heavy, and span a few posts, because Draco is being a prat.  LOL!

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

More cakespam...

slytherinsexgod Are you still with me, Cupcake?

slytherinsexgod This one is better.

 

slytherinsexgod Actually, those are not at all manly enough, are they? I'll keep checking.

slytherinsexgod This one, I mean.

slytherinsexgod And this one, except that we would need sixteen of them to feed all the guests. and the colours would need to be green and silver.

slytherinsexgod This one I quite like, except the flowers.

slytherinsexgod However, some of the designs are stunning. We might have to sacrifice flavour for appearance.

slytherinsexgod Of course, there is marizpan, which allows for many more decorating opportunities, but I find the flavour off-putting.

slytherinsexgod So, chocolate with orange. I shall pencil that in. Now for the frosting. Chocolate would be my choice, but vanilla is acceptable.

slytherinsexgod Chocolate and passion fruit? No. I'll pretend I'm talking to someone with taste buds. They have chocolate with orange filling.

Aurorsupreme That's both of us. So should it be chocolate? And what's wrong with chocolate & passion fruit? Sounds kinda kinky. Which is fitting.

Aurorsupreme And, of all the wedding lore I DON'T know, Hermione was very specific that the "groom's cake" should be chocolate. Although....

Aurorsupreme I thought custard only went into pastries.

Aurorsupreme It's just... cake. With frosting & generic flavor. What on earth are you talking about?

Aurorsupreme ... What?

slytherinsexgod Or chocolate cake with custard. Either vanilla or chocolate. Possibly banana.

slytherinsexgod But if you insist on fruit, then I would suggest the peach filling (if they have it) with a spice cake.

slytherinsexgod Chocolate should be reserved for custard filling. Which is an option, you know. Instead of the fruit.

slytherinsexgod Now, for the cake itself. I know how much you love chocolate, but fruit and chocolate do not go well together.

slytherinsexgod Fine, then I choose passion fruit. Or possibly peach. I should ask if they have that. I'll check.

Aurorsupreme Okay, not raspberry then. And I'm not particularly fond of lime. Otherwise, whatever you think is best.

Aurorsupreme But true, I was being a bit cruel this morning. Although I assure you I'm suffering now, so we're even.

Aurorsupreme And who do you think I learned my eating distraction skills from? I can't believe I let you eat in public at all.

Aurorsupreme I wasn't being funny. I was being busy, with work.

slytherinsexgod Anyway, "fruity" includes raspberry, lemon, currant, blackberry, apple, lime, cherry, and passion fruit. Raspberry is revolting.

slytherinsexgod At least not around me when you can't be late for work because of some boring meeting.

slytherinsexgod I meant to ask you this morning, but you kept distracting me by making love to your bacon and eggs. You should not be allowed to eat.

slytherinsexgod Fruity. Very funny, Potter.

Aurorsupreme Something fruity... I guess.

Aurorsupreme This is a budget meeting, Draco. If I don't pay attention Ingles will slash my budget in half.

Aurorsupreme That's the very important...

slytherinsexgod Anyway, what sort of filling do you want in the wedding cake?

slytherinsexgod Because I'm considerate like that.

slytherinsexgod Cupcake.  I know you're in that very important meeting, but this is important, also.  Otherwise I would never bother you.  9:22 AM from Power Twitter