Twitterporn Part XXIII
Jul. 25th, 2009 08:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dysonrulesCLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.
Bonus: Draco's conversation with Narcissa is found on![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
byaghro 's journal HERE. (Unlike Twitter, that one reads from the top down, lol!)
PART TWENTY FOUR
slytherinsexgod I love you, too, prat.
Aurorsupreme I love you, Draco.
Aurorsupreme Yes. Yes, I'm coming home now to see if I can satisfy you in... OTHER ways.
slytherinsexgod Yes, I'm satisfied. Are you coming home now?
Aurorsupreme I wanted to skip dinner and go straight to dessert. *leer* But it sounds like my Schnookums needs a hot bath and a massage.
Aurorsupreme And I think a couple of the interns WILL quit after I grinned at them so crazily. Satisfied?
Aurorsupreme I then proceeded to twirl my poor, unsuspecting secretary about, laughing like a loon, until she threatened to quit.
Aurorsupreme Fine, I'm bloody ecstatic! I literally whooped for joy when I read your answer causing several co-workers to think I was being attacked.
slytherinsexgod Damn you, I've paced myself into the wall and now I have a headache. I'm going to go lie down.
slytherinsexgod Why do you want to skip dinner?
slytherinsexgod Pleased? You're only pleased? You sound as though a bloody Ministry meeting went your way.
Aurorsupreme Oh, and I'm afraid you'll have to wait for your birthday proper to get your ring, she won't be done with it until then.
Aurorsupreme I'm pleased, but not quite satisfied. Can we skip dinner?
Aurorsupreme And I think Raoul has a boyfriend. But you're awfully adorable when you're jealous. (And not hiding at Pansy's.)
Aurorsupreme Let's just say your mother was VERY thorough in her interrogation of me regarding my intentions toward you.
slytherinsexgod All right, yes, the damn answer is YES, all right? Are you satisfied now?
slytherinsexgod You're the best bloody catch in Europe. You're gorgeous and rich and you fuck like a god and you can be intelligent on occasion...
slytherinsexgod Damn her for already setting you up with my replacement! Conniving female. Does she honestly think I'll drop you that easily?
slytherinsexgod How the hell do you know Raoul is from Spain? How much time have you been spending over there?
Aurorsupreme That depends, will you at least CONSIDER it? Or are you going to spend the whole time berating me for my stupidity?
Aurorsupreme Wait, isn't Raoul her gardener? The one from Spain? What does he have to do with anything?
Aurorsupreme I take it she verified my story? Who are Eduardo and Raoul?
slytherinsexgod So. Perhaps we should talk about this ridiculous proposal business. Over dinner?
slytherinsexgod Idiot woman. What does she know? Raoul and Eduardo. AS IF.
slytherinsexgod Apparently your insanity is contagious. My mother has caught it.
Bonus: Draco's conversation with Narcissa is found on
byaghro 's journal HERE. (Unlike Twitter, that one reads from the top down, lol!)PART TWENTY FOUR
slytherinsexgod I love you, too, prat. Aurorsupreme I love you, Draco. Aurorsupreme Yes. Yes, I'm coming home now to see if I can satisfy you in... OTHER ways. slytherinsexgod Yes, I'm satisfied. Are you coming home now? Aurorsupreme I wanted to skip dinner and go straight to dessert. *leer* But it sounds like my Schnookums needs a hot bath and a massage. Aurorsupreme And I think a couple of the interns WILL quit after I grinned at them so crazily. Satisfied? Aurorsupreme I then proceeded to twirl my poor, unsuspecting secretary about, laughing like a loon, until she threatened to quit. Aurorsupreme Fine, I'm bloody ecstatic! I literally whooped for joy when I read your answer causing several co-workers to think I was being attacked. slytherinsexgod Damn you, I've paced myself into the wall and now I have a headache. I'm going to go lie down. slytherinsexgod Why do you want to skip dinner? slytherinsexgod Pleased? You're only pleased? You sound as though a bloody Ministry meeting went your way.Aurorsupreme Oh, and I'm afraid you'll have to wait for your birthday proper to get your ring, she won't be done with it until then. Aurorsupreme I'm pleased, but not quite satisfied. Can we skip dinner? Aurorsupreme And I think Raoul has a boyfriend. But you're awfully adorable when you're jealous. (And not hiding at Pansy's.) Aurorsupreme Let's just say your mother was VERY thorough in her interrogation of me regarding my intentions toward you. slytherinsexgod All right, yes, the damn answer is YES, all right? Are you satisfied now? slytherinsexgod You're the best bloody catch in Europe. You're gorgeous and rich and you fuck like a god and you can be intelligent on occasion... slytherinsexgod Damn her for already setting you up with my replacement! Conniving female. Does she honestly think I'll drop you that easily? slytherinsexgod How the hell do you know Raoul is from Spain? How much time have you been spending over there? Aurorsupreme That depends, will you at least CONSIDER it? Or are you going to spend the whole time berating me for my stupidity? Aurorsupreme Wait, isn't Raoul her gardener? The one from Spain? What does he have to do with anything? Aurorsupreme I take it she verified my story? Who are Eduardo and Raoul? slytherinsexgod So. Perhaps we should talk about this ridiculous proposal business. Over dinner? slytherinsexgod Idiot woman. What does she know? Raoul and Eduardo. AS IF. slytherinsexgod Apparently your insanity is contagious. My mother has caught it.