Twitterporn Part XXI
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dysonrulesCLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.
PART TWENTY TWO
Aurorsupreme Oh, right, forgot. Be prepared, eh? I'll be dozing on the couch. I'm already wearing the collar. COME soon. *leer*
slytherinsexgod I found some other interesting things, too. *wicked grin* I plan to make up for not seeing you last night. Be prepared.
slytherinsexgod I'm getting your strawberries, you impatient prat. I told you I was stopping off first.
Aurorsupreme *pouts*
Aurorsupreme Mmm, I am VERY possessive of my things. And I'll be happy to refresh your memory. As soon as you GET HERE. Tell Pansy to let you leave.
slytherinsexgod I suppose sometimes your possessiveness is adorable. As are you. I don't recall doing any moaning - you'll have to refresh my memory.
Aurorsupreme Oh, and hullo to Pansy. Although tell her to stop damaging the goods. You're MINE and I love you in one piece, thank you very much!
Aurorsupreme Mmmm.... hurry up, parts of me are awake now. :)
Aurorsupreme I miss your snarky comments about everyone mentioned in the Prophet gossip columns. And the way you moan my name when I give you a blowjob.
slytherinsexgod She's a wicked bitch with that Stinging Hex. I'll be right there, lover.
slytherinsexgod Pansy is reading over my shoulder and making retching sounds. Jealous old cow. She should start shopping for husband #4. OUCH!
slytherinsexgod I miss your silly giggling. I miss my Cupcake, too.
Aurorsupreme I'm sorry for being an arse too. This case, on top of everything else, has been a bit... much. I miss my Schnookums.
Aurorsupreme The next time you have to be away for a week, I'm going to tell Kingsley where he can stuff his overtime & just go with you.
Aurorsupreme Oooh... chocolate-covered strawberries AND massage oil. I'm in love.
Aurorsupreme When you let me wear pants that is. My sleep deprived brain had an image of me flinging socks all over the hotel. It made me giggle - a lot.
Aurorsupreme Oh good, I was actually going to ask you to do that for me. The others were pretty ratty. And I like how you're slowly replacing my pants.
slytherinsexgod And maybe I'm slightly sorry for being an arse. Next time I go to China for a week, perhaps you can swing some Auror assignment there?
slytherinsexgod And that massage oil you like.
slytherinsexgod You can toss them wherever you like at the hotel. I'll stop and pick up some chocolate-covered strawberries.
slytherinsexgod Just stay there; I'll come get you. I bought you some new socks last night. Your others needed replacing.
Aurorsupreme I can't sleep if you're not in the bed with me these days. That week you were gone was pure torture.
Aurorsupreme I doubt I'll be much good to you, all I want to do at the moment is cuddle and sleep. But yea, I'll meet you there.
Aurorsupreme Can I Floo to the hotel? I'm also too tired to Apparate.
Aurorsupreme I'm in a snit because... you know what, it doesn't even matter. I'm too tired to argue.
Aurorsupreme Intentionally uncomfortable.... that is SO Pansy. My grudging respect for her grows daily.
slytherinsexgod But perhaps you'll agree to join me at the Langham Hotel? I'll order room service...
slytherinsexgod I don't know that I want to come home when you're in an obvious snit.
slytherinsexgod Actually, no. Her guest beds are intentionally uncomfortable to ensure her guests don't wear out their welcome.
Aurorsupreme Oh, and Theo's one to talk considering the lurid daydreams he has about Creevey. I think I'm scarred for life, in more ways than one.
Aurorsupreme Merlin, I don't know what you see in me, either. Are you coming home now or not?
Aurorsupreme But apparently you were languishing at Pansy's while I paced the floors all night. Get a good night's sleep did you?
Aurorsupreme I told you, I was sick to death with worry about you. I couldn't go in to work not knowing if you were okay or not.
slytherinsexgod Theo says you're a right arse and he doesn't know what I see in you.
slytherinsexgod I'm at Pansy's, for Salazar's sake. I'm sure you would have made it here eventually, since you've apparently seen fit to plague my friends.
slytherinsexgod You actually called in to work? You are shirking your precious JOB? Won't that tarnish your pristine image and get you in trouble?
Aurorsupreme No, I actually need someone to.... nevermind, you obviously don't care.
Aurorsupreme I wouldn't care if my house-elf stayed out all night. I DO, however, care when my LOVER stays out all night. Without so much as a note.
slytherinsexgod Why? Do you need someone to pick up your socks?
slytherinsexgod I thought we already had the "I am not your house-elf" discussion. If I choose to stay out all night, then I damn well shall.
Aurorsupreme Fuck Blaise. And fuck Kingsley for that matter. Now where the hell are you? Why didn't you come home?
Aurorsupreme Oh look, His Grace lives. How kind of you to let your BOYFRIEND know you weren't unconscious in St. Mungo's. You're gracious as always.
slytherinsexgod You'll be lucky if he doesn't go and complain to Kingsley.
slytherinsexgod What the hell do you think you're doing using Legilimency on Blaise? He called me in a complete snit. 9:32 AM Jun 2nd from phone
Aurorsupreme You accuse me of infidelity just for speaking to one of my co-workers when that Italian arse attaches to you like a leech when you see him.
Aurorsupreme Starting with that clingy bastard - Zabini.
Aurorsupreme Trust me, Malfoy, I WILL find you. If I have to use Legilimency and the Imperius curse on every single one of your friends.
Aurorsupreme Alright, fine. Be that way. Kingsley's already pissed at me for calling in today. Since I got NO SLEEP sitting up worrying about you.
Aurorsupreme Come on Draco, at least let me know you're okay.
Aurorsupreme I can't believe you didn't come home last night! I've been worried sick you melodramatic prat! Where the hell are you? 7:12 AM Jun 2nd from phone