FIC: Polyjuice Pastime Part Five

Since I'm supposed to be feverishly working on my novel, of course my brain says, "LOLNO" and makes me write 8k of porn, instead.

*sigh*  At least it's wordstuff, right?  Oh well, I know this one is WAAAAAAAY overdue.  It also hasn't been even vaguely beta'ed, so please to be pointing out all inconsistencies and errors.  *deputizes all of you as betas*  BWAHAHAHA

Also, THANK YOU to everyone that game me lovely virtual cookies at Halloween!  *snuggles you all*  I forgot to mention that previously.  I love my v-gifts. :D  Anyway, ON TO THE FICCAGE.

( A Not-So-Secret Pastime )

Yeah, this will need to be continued. *cough*