HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Since I know my f-list well and understand that while chocolate and hearts are all well and good, what you REALLY like is PORN.  AMIRITE?

Some of you have already read this since I posted it as comment fic for my own amusement on insaners , but for the rest of you, here is my CROSSOVER/CROSSOVER  Harry, Draco, Arthur, Eames, Arthur and Merlin all meet up (sort of) at the same Muggle club.  I think it has something for everyone, so if it's not your fandom, feel free to skip to the next part.  YOU CAN DO IT.  I WROTE IT THAT WAY.  :D


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ALSO, thank you so much demicus for my lovely CUPID DRACO CARD, and thank you byaghro for giving me a present for BREATHING - I'll try to continue doing that for quite some time now that I know there are PRESSIES involved.  *snuggles and snuggles*  XD  Also, billions of thanks to those prettying up my profile page with v-gifts.  I hope those MYSTERY GIFTS are full of PRETTY PRETTY BOYS.  Hugs and thanks to aerisaturner , bootsy_mine , fireflavored , kitty_fic , cassie_black12 , callistianstar , envious_ema  for the mystery gifts!  Thank you bootsy_mine  for the bear and candy, and nenne for the PENGUIN!  :D  Thank you for my lovely puppies ladydeth12 , faithwood , taradiane , ldydark1 , and bootsy_mine .  AND THANK YOU MY BELOVED cleo_jay  for the sleeping dragon and the ROSES!  *twirls you and loves you forever and ever okay maybe not the twirling cuz you might get nauseous but the loving for SURE*

AND OH HEY, hd_smoochfest  is taking PROMPTS for the awesome fest theme of FIRST TIMES!  *SO FREAKING EXCITED*  CLICK HERE TO PROMPT!

PLASMA HEARTS TO EVERYONE!  :D