HAPPY BIRTHDAY MMESTALKER!

Most Excellent Madame President Stalker, on your birthday I roused the local hotties to track down a nice blond for you.

Jason was less than thrilled.  He said, "Who, me?"

( Jason )

Eric said, "What?  I'm busy.  Ask the twins."

( Eric )

Robby and Bobby were more than happy to help, once we pried them away from each other.

( Robby and Bobby )

Kyle was not amused when I suggested it was a job for Superman.

( Kyle )

But FINALLY we got the search under way.  Owen offered to look in the back yard.

( Owen )

And Marc decided to go incognito.

( Marc )

Chase said, "He's not in the freezer!"  *smacks him*

( Chase )

We all searched and searched, but could not locate him.  Until we got back home, where he was waiting for us!  He said, "I've been here the whole time, idiots."  *sigh*  I suppose we'll forgive him.

( Trent )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING!!!  I hope it was awesome! 

(Note: Names have been changed to suit my own fantasies.)