Happy Birthday BYAGHRO!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the first of many spammy posts of the day...

Happy Birthday, most lovely fabulous beta-uke!!! *SQUISHES YOU A BILLIONTY*  Let's hope this works...

Solicitation - One shot

Happy Birthday to byaghro !!!!!!!!! I know you have a bit of a kink for these two and I never wrote them before...

And apparently I'm obsessed with twins these days... and brothers... *headdesk*

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Recommendation like WHOA.

I already warned you that I would be spamming like mad today, but I didn't expect THIS.  *is in porn induced coma*

Not only can draykonis create mind-melting artwork, but she's can fucking write like nobody's business.  I read this three times now and I don't think I can function for the rest of the week.  I'll be sitting here, rocking quietly in my puddle of GUH.

Lorcan/Lysander

A Contortionary Distraction Part One

A Contortionary Distraction Part Two

Please don asbestos suit prior to reading Part Two.

OMG, gloves.

*dies*

Picspam

One more happy birthday post of the day because some of you could not see the slideshow of GUH.

OMG, this is Draco from Escorts.  It just IS.  *dies*



Let's see.  It's very cold outside.  But we need to call our darling back inside to our nice warm bed.  I suggest we toss on a large SCARF instead of a coat.  (Tell me this doesn't BEG a fic.)