Threesome time!!! 1 of 2

Happy Birthday to Lorett!!!  Hope you like this, even though it didn't quite turn out... the way you were hoping, lol!

This is supposed to be a threesome with Draco/Harry/Hermione, but it sort of turned into a D/H... with Hermione.  (I'm obsessed, what can I say???)  Anyway, the humor quotient is quite high on this one.  I had fun with it.  And many thanks to Tasha for coming up with the title, because my brain couldn't manage that part.  In two posts because of length, sheesh.

Title:  Trelawney's Teacups
Author:  dysonrules(obviously)
Rating:  NC-17 I suppose, for smuttiness
Words: 7272 in two posts, dang it!
Summary:  Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's classroom on a hot summer afternoon.  Draco maneuvers them into playing cards to pass the time.

Trelawney’s Teacups

 

PROLOGUE

 

            It was a fluke, really, that the three of them were even in the same room at the same time. Harry’s presence, of course, was easily explained. He had fallen asleep in Trelawney’s tower classroom, lulled into peaceful dreamlessness by the stifling heat and the droning, endless predictions of doom and gloom.

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Threesome time!!! 1 of 2

Happy Birthday to Lorett!!!  Hope you like this, even though it didn't quite turn out... the way you were hoping, lol!

This is supposed to be a threesome with Draco/Harry/Hermione, but it sort of turned into a D/H... with Hermione.  (I'm obsessed, what can I say???)  Anyway, the humor quotient is quite high on this one.  I had fun with it.  And many thanks to Tasha for coming up with the title, because my brain couldn't manage that part.  In two posts because of length, sheesh.

Title:  Trelawney's Teacups
Author:  dysonrules(obviously)
Rating:  NC-17 I suppose, for smuttiness
Words: 7272 in two posts, dang it!
Summary:  Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's classroom on a hot summer afternoon.  Draco maneuvers them into playing cards to pass the time.

Trelawney’s Teacups

 

PROLOGUE

 

            It was a fluke, really, that the three of them were even in the same room at the same time. Harry’s presence, of course, was easily explained. He had fallen asleep in Trelawney’s tower classroom, lulled into peaceful dreamlessness by the stifling heat and the droning, endless predictions of doom and gloom.

( Read more... )

Threesome time!!! 2 of 2

Here's the rest of that post...  oh yeah, and the disclaimer for the whole thing, I guess, lol!

JKR owns all things Harry Potter and she would be utterly mortified at what I've done to them in this fic, but oh was it ever worth it, and I promise not to make a red cent from their exploitation.

( Trelawney's Teacups Part Two )

Threesome time!!! 2 of 2

Here's the rest of that post...  oh yeah, and the disclaimer for the whole thing, I guess, lol!

JKR owns all things Harry Potter and she would be utterly mortified at what I've done to them in this fic, but oh was it ever worth it, and I promise not to make a red cent from their exploitation.

( Trelawney's Teacups Part Two )