Twitterporn Part XXXII

[dysonrules]

My workplace is determined to make me do horrifying things like WORK all day instead of write and post porn and surf the web. This is unacceptable and I fully intend to return to my usual slacking as soon as possible. Therefore, it's time for spam.


CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

slytherinsexgod Happy birthday, love.

Aurorsupreme I think I'll let you do the bending. You've sapped all of my energy. But in a lovely way.

Aurorsupreme The park sounds lovely. If I can feel my legs again.

Aurorsupreme ...

Aurorsupreme Dear Merlin.

slytherinsexgod Or vice versa. Whichever you prefer, since it's your birthday. You get to choose.

slytherinsexgod I know a park bench that would work quite nicely for bending you over the back of it.

slytherinsexgod We'll just have to stop by the park on the way home for another round?

slytherinsexgod Apparently I got a bit overly enthusiastic with the custard. Sorry, I meant to keep you going for a while longer.

Aurorsupreme I'm sorry, I quite forgot there was food on the table. My eyes have glazed over. You are VERY talented Schnookums! Here you go.

Aurorsupreme A spell eh? Handy that. Yes, you'll have to fix mine later. I'm sure I look quite ridiculous trying to type and not drool at the same time.

Aurorsupreme Staying power. Right. Staying... wait. Why are we working on this? I'd rather work on my facial techniques. If it's all the same to you.

slytherinsexgod Having difficulty concentrating?

slytherinsexgod I'd like another bite of that filet mignon when you get a moment, since you seem to be letting it get cold.

slytherinsexgod Did I not mention I adjusted my phone? All it takes is a simple spell to text, now. I'll fix yours for you later.

slytherinsexgod Oh, you were far too close that time. We must work on your staying power, Cupcake.

Aurorsupreme I think that we should...ksjdlaij... Do. That. AGAIN!

Aurorsupreme How are YOU able to text? As best I can tell your mouth & both of your hands are occupied. I particularly like what your left hand is doing.

Aurorsupreme ...Oh... oh .. oh MY!

slytherinsexgod How about... THIS?

slytherinsexgod Hmmm, if you are still able to text me, I apparently need to redouble my efforts.

 

Aurorsupreme How many times you can... you are an evil, yet wonderful, man.

Aurorsupreme I like the idea of feeding you under the table. Tell me, how much food can I smear on my cock for you to lick off?

Aurorsupreme How good are the Silencing Charms on this table?

Aurorsupreme You give WONDERFUL treats! Especially when you swirl your tongue like.... THAT. Yes!

slytherinsexgod I want to see how many times I can bring you to the brink.

slytherinsexgod I might just stay under the table and allow you to feed me, now that I think about it.

slytherinsexgod Well, of course I am, darling. It IS your birthday. My treat and all.

Aurorsupreme Unless YOU were wanting to do the show & tell this time?

Aurorsupreme If you SWEAR you won't kick me in the groin (again) I'll be happy to SHOW you how much I love you...

Aurorsupreme Oh really? Have I told you how much I love you? Perhaps in the last five minutes or so?

slytherinsexgod And the waiters here are very discreet. It's entirely possible I've arranged for long gaps between courses.

slytherinsexgod A private table on the balcony that conveniently has greenery MOSTLY shielding it from the apartment building across the way?

slytherinsexgod A private table on the balcony overlooking the city?

slytherinsexgod Public LOO sex, yes. But not public sex. Did I mention we get a private table at this restaurant?

Aurorsupreme But we've been through that before. Such a shame you're against public loo sex. *sigh*

Aurorsupreme And thank you, for the compliment and the birthday wishes. YOU look edible as well. I'd crawl beneath the table and show you how much.

Aurorsupreme I want something special. Although, yes, the fondling beneath the blanket certainly added to my current distress.

Aurorsupreme Even the "let's stay in bed most of the day" shagging. NOT that I'm complaining, mind.

Aurorsupreme Aw, but we have sex like that EVERY day. Or at least every day we're home together.

slytherinsexgod You do look entirely too edible today. And Happy Birthday. Again.

slytherinsexgod Is it because I could not stop fondling you beneath that convenient lap blanket during the carriage ride?

 

slytherinsexgod And the "let's stay in bed most of the day" shagging that took us until noon?

slytherinsexgod Are you trying to tell me the wake up Happy Birthday sex this morning was not enough?

 

Aurorsupreme With strawberries. And chocolate. And possibly blindfolds.

Aurorsupreme Although I still expect MANY sexual favors when we get home. ;)

Aurorsupreme You've gone all out for my birthday it seems.

Aurorsupreme Thank you for the carriage ride Schnookums. That was very romantic. And this is such a nice restaurant. 7:43 PM Jul 31st from Power Twitter