Twitterporn Part XXXI

[dysonrules]

The poor boys have nearly been forgotten lately! And what would you guys do if I didn't post six times a day? (Don't answer that.)

slytherinsexgod Now ditch those Ministry drones and get back here.

slytherinsexgod Darling, we're doing that already. Silly twit.

Aurorsupreme If it bonds me to you for eternity & we get to shag like kneazles on a regular basis - then yes, I would. :)

slytherinsexgod With your Gryffindor tendencies, it could involve you being EATEN by the dragon and you would be fine with it.

slytherinsexgod All right, Cupcake. I think I'll be doing my own research on this.

Aurorsupreme Bugger! This is taking forever! Just think about it Schnookums & we'll discuss it later, okay? Love you!

Aurorsupreme The Romania thing was just fortuitous.

Aurorsupreme Actually, no, this is one thing I didn't plan... specifically. Although, um, I have been researching bonding for a bit.

Aurorsupreme The least he can do is let me borrow a dragon.

Aurorsupreme Charlie has a bad habit of getting drunk & betting with George. Who NEVER loses. I bailed him out a time or two.

slytherinsexgod Did you plan this? It seems rather convenient that we are startlingly close to Romania.

slytherinsexgod And isn't he in some ridiculous continental country... oh. Not far from here, actually.

slytherinsexgod What could you possibly have done for Charlie Weasley to require an owed favour?

slytherinsexgod Why does Charlie Weasley owe you a favour???

Aurorsupreme Charlie Weasley owes me a favour. I'm sure he has a dragon available that would suit our needs.

Aurorsupreme You rather distracted ME as well with your kidnapped routine. We DEFINITELY need to try that in the VERY NEAR future.

Aurorsupreme Extreme reactions are the only reactions we have. Haha!

Aurorsupreme I LOVE you, Draco. I want to spend the rest of my life, and then some, with you. Besides, I'm a Gryffindor.

slytherinsexgod Where do you plan to find a dragon, oh impulsive one?

slytherinsexgod I'm sorry, I got rather sidetracked there. Ahem.

slytherinsexgod You want me to pretend to be kidnapped? Tied up? Stripped and begging for rescue?

slytherinsexgod You want to swoop in and rescue me for fun?

slytherinsexgod A Dragon Bonding. A bit extreme, don't you think?

Aurorsupreme It seemed appropriate.

Aurorsupreme And while I do enjoy swooping in to rescue you, I'd rather do it for fun, not necessity. And.. um.. I was considering a Dragon Bonding.

Aurorsupreme Just so you know. *grin*

Aurorsupreme And the phrase "I was so concerned about you that I foolishly neglected my own personal safety." makes you sound suspiciously Gryffindor. :)

Aurorsupreme That one fluke could have cost me YOU, Schnookums. I'm not willing to risk that again.

slytherinsexgod Although... I am curious about this bonding thing. Which ceremony?

slytherinsexgod It won't happen again. Besides, I have you to swoop in and rescue me. It is, after all, your specialty.

slytherinsexgod Please, Potter. That was a fluke. I was so concerned about you that I foolishly neglected my own personal safety.

Aurorsupreme Then she can still have her wedding & I don't have to worry about someone feeding you illegal love potions every five seconds.

Aurorsupreme Okay fine. If we can't elope, let's at least get bonded.

Aurorsupreme We could... um... not tell her.

slytherinsexgod Commonly known as my mother.

slytherinsexgod Epically bad, because of one tiny thing that you seem to have forgotten.

slytherinsexgod Very bad.

slytherinsexgod Oh, my darling Cupcake, you are amusing. Eloping, while a very grand and Gryffindorish gesture, would be bad.

Aurorsupreme Today.

Aurorsupreme In fact. Draco, let's elope.

Aurorsupreme I've almost lost you too many times.

Aurorsupreme I'll be back soon and DON'T YOU DARE EVEN CONSIDER THE BELLHOP!

Aurorsupreme Kingsley is so controlling sometimes. Sheesh. Other people have family emergencies & don't get a special guard sent to check on it.

Aurorsupreme They're still interrogating me about my absence. Even though I sent in a Family Emergency 205.6.7(a)(i)(d) form.

slytherinsexgod I wonder if that cute bellhop is available?

slytherinsexgod I'm contemplating a bath, but I don't want to take one alone.

slytherinsexgod Oh Haaaaaary! Where are you? I thought your silly meeting with Kingsley's minions was only supposed to take a few minutes.10:26 AM Jul 13rd from Power Twitter