Twitterporn Part XXVI

[dysonrules]

This is a long one, so I had to split it up thanks to LJ's inability to handle anything of length.  *snicker*

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

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slytherinsexgod Or perhaps I should just turn over my calendar so that you can approve my appointments each day. Would that be acceptable?

slytherinsexgod Should I provide you with a bloody LIST?

slytherinsexgod You've probably hired your bloody Auror friends to track me. Have you also got them following my former lovers?

slytherinsexgod I'm beginning to think you don't trust me at all, Potter.

slytherinsexgod FURTIVE? Are you insinuating that I am SNEAKING about as though I have something to hide?

Aurorsupreme I've been burned by those tactics before.

Aurorsupreme Thank you, that's all I needed to hear. I'm actually planning a surprise for you as well. Although I'm not being as furtive about it.

slytherinsexgod Fine. It's a surprise for the wedding.

Aurorsupreme Just tell me it's a surprise for the wedding, anything. But give me something to assuage my fears. Please?

Aurorsupreme Just because I wasn't sorted into Slytherin doesn't mean I can't recognize the tactics when they're used against me.

Aurorsupreme And yet you expect me to remain calm when you're belatedly changing facts about your whereabouts. And trying to distract me with sex.

Aurorsupreme You lost your head when you saw me talking to a co-worker. Someone that it was completely logical for me to speak to.

Aurorsupreme Draco, love, I DO trust you. But it is obvious there is something you're not telling me. And it is making me worry.

Aurorsupreme Chronicling every minute of my life IS their "something better to do" sadly. And as my husband you'll be roped into that as well.

slytherinsexgod But perhaps I was a bit hasty, eh?

slytherinsexgod Are you trying to tell me you think something is "going on"? I was joking about you not trusting me.

slytherinsexgod Bloody nosy Ministry twats! Don't they have anything better to do?

Aurorsupreme Please just tell me what's going on. I'm tired & I'm stressed & I'd love nothing better than to be distracted by you.

Aurorsupreme As if to prove that your being at Flourish & Blotts on a Thursday means something dark & nefarious.

Aurorsupreme And then I have the other extreme, people reporting your every move to me...

Aurorsupreme The ladies in the typing pool may as well have a Malfoywatch newsletter going.

Aurorsupreme I'M not spying on you. My whole bloody DEPARTMENT is spying on you. Either to smile & say they saw "my Draco" out and about.

slytherinsexgod I'll bet you could get through those wards... I would make it worth your while.

slytherinsexgod Alphonses's was crowded, so Pansy and I went elsewhere. I thought I mentioned that.

slytherinsexgod One would think you didn't trust me.

 

slytherinsexgod Are you spying on me? That's very rude, you know.

Aurorsupreme Only wait, Adams was on assignment in Diagon Alley that day and said he never saw you two at Alphonse's like you said you were.

Aurorsupreme How was your brunch with Pansy last Tuesday? The one you came home & went on & on about.

Aurorsupreme But thank you for the offer. However, I don't think I'm done being "all puffed up" thank you very much.

Aurorsupreme I'm pretty sure Kingsley has put up permanent wards to keep you out of my office after the last 'incident'.

slytherinsexgod But you are adorable when you're all puffed up with jealousy like that. I can picture your angry little face now.

 

slytherinsexgod Well, of course, silly. I didn't say she said hello yesterday. I had to go to Gringotts yesterday to file those papers on the Leeds sale.

Aurorsupreme I'd say I'm feeling... suspicious. How are you, my love?

Aurorsupreme The one where she said that she hated you had to cancel your usual lunch date yesterday.

Aurorsupreme And yes your mother did say hello. To YOU. In the owl she sent to ME. Yesterday. At lunch.

Aurorsupreme Wilkinson, hm? Sheep, eh? Right, right. Of course, Schnookums.

slytherinsexgod And how are you today, my darling?

slytherinsexgod But you know how I hate sheep. He had been trying to convince me for weeks, now. Mother is fine. She says hello.

slytherinsexgod For that piece of property I'm considering purchasing in Norfolk.

 

slytherinsexgod Oh fuck. I'm a bit distracted at the moment. Sorry, Cupcake. You got a text I meant to send to Wilkinson for our usual meeting.

Aurorsupreme And speaking of your mother, how was lunch with her yesterday?

Aurorsupreme I'm guessing that wasn't for your mother since you said "stop pestering me". Care to explain?

slytherinsexgod Yes, fine, Tuesday at 9 am, the usual place, and yes, Harry will be at work. Now stop pestering me, I'm in the middle of a damn contract.  11:46 AM Jun 10th from phone