Twitterporn Part XI
Jul. 11th, 2009 08:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dysonrulesPART TWELVE
Aurorsupreme Told you I was almost sorted into Slytherin. *grin*
slytherinsexgod Fuck breakfast. You're not using the purple one without me there to watch. Apparating now.
Aurorsupreme Oh my. You know, on second thought, take your time, Snookums.
Aurorsupreme P.S. I'm going through your "toy box". I love that you have such variety. Ooh.. what's this purple thing?
Aurorsupreme Bastard. :) Get me a few of those éclairs would you? The kind that you like to so enticingly suck the middles out of.
slytherinsexgod That was the wrong thing to say if you wanted me to hurry. Stopping for pastries now.
Aurorsupreme I was almost sorted into Slytherin. - Took you long enough - I already am. And hard. And possibly lubed if you take much longer.
slytherinsexgod Be naked.
slytherinsexgod Blue it is, then. I'm on my way back.
slytherinsexgod Are you sure you shouldn't have been sorted into Hufflepuff?
Aurorsupreme I'm not asking you to accompany me to Christmas dinner at the Weasley's. I'm just asking you to be seen with me.
Aurorsupreme Being able to take you out to a restaurant in THIS country, without being furtive or clandestine would make me happy.
Aurorsupreme I'm doing this because I think, all things considered, I deserve to be happy for once.
Aurorsupreme Whichever is the strongest. You pick.
slytherinsexgod I'm at the Apothecary. Hangover Potion - red or blue?
slytherinsexgod Why? Why are you being so damned persistent about this?
Aurorsupreme Black is fine. I don't think my stomach could take anything flashier. And yes, I intend to use my full arsenal of Gryffindor stubbornness.
Aurorsupreme Can't tell you how many Galleons we wasted repairing doors that overzealous recruits attacked with Blasting spells instead of Alohomora.
Aurorsupreme Auror Supreme, remember? Door repair is one of the first things they teach you in training.
slytherinsexgod Never mind. You're not going to give up on this insane idea any time soon, are you? You want black coffee or something flashier?
slytherinsexgod How did you fix the door? It was practically kindling.
Aurorsupreme You totally lied to me about that whole interested in 'public sex' thing. There. Door's fixed. Will you shag me NOW?
Aurorsupreme Or just shag your brains out. Which ever works faster. ;)
Aurorsupreme Pretty much... yes. I'm canceling all of my immediately pending engagements and taking time off from work to convince you to be seen with me
slytherinsexgod It might be difficult to do any shagging with the front door missing. I have no intention of giving the gawking neighbors a show.
slytherinsexgod So now that you've installed yourself back in my flat you have no intention of leaving? Is that it?
Aurorsupreme Although you are the one who pissed me off. So let this be a lesson to you. Keep the Auror happy and thoroughly shagged, keep your door.
Aurorsupreme You know, if I wasn't so hung over I might argue the stalker comment. But looking at your front door, or where it WAS, you may have a point.
slytherinsexgod Don't worry about it. That's one of the consequences of having a super powerful Auror for a stalker.
Aurorsupreme Why do you need a new... um... oh yea. Right. About that...
slytherinsexgod And a new front door.
slytherinsexgod Coffee and some hangover potions.
Aurorsupreme Draco where are... oooohh my head. Oh, you're getting coffee. Good.
slytherinsexgod Potter, if you wake up before I get back, I just went to get some coffee. Do not destroy any more of my flat. All right?