Twitterporn Part VIII
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dysonrulesCLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.
PART NINE
Aurorsupreme Your wish is my command, sweetheart.
slytherinsexgod I'll show you public sex some other time, Potter. And fine, I'll wear it, just take me home.
Aurorsupreme Okay, when you pout like that you know I can't resist. Give me your hand & I'll get us out of here. YOU'RE wearing the collar though.
Aurorsupreme You're no fun at ALL. No public loo sex. No under the table blow jobs. The tablecloth is long, no one would see.
slytherinsexgod I have lemon curd at home.
slytherinsexgod You are the bloody Chosen One, can't you Apparate us without getting up?
slytherinsexgod Yes, they would notice! This is a fine dining establishment, not a Cornish pub!
Aurorsupreme Personally I'd like to lick lemon curd from your nipples.
Aurorsupreme So.... do you think anyone would notice if I disappeared under the table for a moment? To help you take care of your problem? :)
slytherinsexgod Although I wouldn't mind eating the tiramisu out of your navel...
slytherinsexgod How do you propose I stand up without giving everyone here a show? I can't even get to the loo at the moment.
Aurorsupreme I'm certain that I can provide you with a better dessert than anything they have here. Better yet, order it take away and we'll improvise.
Aurorsupreme Hollow your cheeks like that one more time and we really WILL be having public loo sex.
slytherinsexgod Oh, you need to stop that immediately. I'm not leaving here without dessert. Fuck, how did your toes become so limber?
slytherinsexgod What, this? But I like to suck off the butter. It's not as satisfying as sucking off you, but I'll take what I can get in a crowded room.
Aurorsupreme Pity about the ties. And I feel no remorse for my actions below the table considering that what you're doing to that shrimp should be illegal.
slytherinsexgod I'm afraid my ties are being cleaned. I'll just have to work on persuading you.
slytherinsexgod Damn, perhaps you should stop doing that. I'm finding it difficult to eat and... breathe.
Aurorsupreme So if I wiggle my toes like... oh, my. Look at you squirm. Better stop that, Snookums. People might suspect something.
Aurorsupreme I guess I'll just have to use your old school ties again. Or perhaps I can be persuaded to.. submit to your demands.
slytherinsexgod And yes, your foot is rather nice where it is now. I believe you'll find the terrain improving the longer you keep doing that.
slytherinsexgod What handcuffs? I never said anything about handcuffs. Unless you plan to wear them, that is.
Aurorsupreme I'll pay for it later? Is that a promise? We haven't used the handcuffs in... days.
Aurorsupreme There, is my chair (and my foot) more to your liking? The terrain is certainly firmer farther up.
slytherinsexgod Thankfully the prawns should not be half as distracting as the damned salad. Use my napkin. You'll pay for that, later.
slytherinsexgod Now who is the evil one? And that's not my calf--not that I'm complaining. Perhaps you should move your chair forward just a tad...
Aurorsupreme And if you won't lean over here & lick it off, I shall have to do it myself. Oop, now it's all over my fingers.
Aurorsupreme Ahem. Who ordered for me? Oh yes, YOU did. So you see, you've done this to yourself really.
Aurorsupreme And now my stocking foot is gently caressing your calf.
slytherinsexgod Even though I want to.
slytherinsexgod Well, it's not going to work. I have no intention of making a public spectacle of myself by leaning across the table and licking it off.
slytherinsexgod Damn you, did you have to get the white dressing? You know exactly what it looks like smeared on your lip that way, don't you?
slytherinsexgod You might have had your shoe off? And now?
Aurorsupreme Okay, I might have had my shoe off. There, did that get it?
slytherinsexgod Hmmm, it felt like you had your shoe off there for a moment. My mistake. This salad is divine. You have a bit of dressing on your lip.
Aurorsupreme Yea, just don't tell her I said that. I'll deny everything. Oh, was that your foot? Sorry.
slytherinsexgod *gasp* You have slandered your alternate brain! Is the earth shaking? Oh wait, that's your foot... on my boot. What are you doing?
AurorsupremeYou are an evil man. Thankfully it can't be worse than Hermione's cooking attempts.
slytherinsexgod *smirk* Perhaps not. I ordered for you, since you were taking forever. I hope you like escargot and foie gras.
Aurorsupreme Okay, okay! Don't get testy. You wouldn't enjoy me nearly as much if you did that.
slytherinsexgod Don't be a prick. I get testy when I'm hungry and I might accidentally sever something vital with a wayward spell.
Aurorsupreme Aww, was Schnookums lonely? Well I'm here now. Do you feel better?
slytherinsexgod I wasn't jealous, merely bored with sitting here alone.
Aurorsupreme He's old enough to be my grandfather. Jealous much? ;) I'm on my way!
slytherinsexgod What does this "towel guy" look like? *glares* You have twenty seconds to get back to this table.
Aurorsupreme I'm going to humor you, only because they have one of those towel guys in here & that might be awkward.
slytherinsexgod What do you not understand about Disgusting. Public. Loo. No, I will not join you. Pervert.
Aurorsupreme So am I. Are you sure you don't want to join me in here??
slytherinsexgod I'll make it up to you later. Right now I'm hungry.
slytherinsexgod You'd better not be doing anything in there without me! And I refuse to have sex in a horrible public stall, so you had best get back here.
Aurorsupreme I didn't have to go before we left. I had to go after you wiggled your arse like that on the way to the table.
slytherinsexgod I'm ordering the wine while you're in the loo. Honestly, could you not have gone before we left? BTW, do you need any help in there?
slytherinsexgod You're very pretty when you're asleep; apparently I wore you out. I'll let you sleep for a bit before I wake you up to take me to dinner. 5:42 PM Apr 22th from phone
Aurorsupreme I love listening to you hum in the shower. But I like listening to you moan in the shower more. Think I'll join you.
Aurorsupreme :)
slytherinsexgod The wards are down.
slytherinsexgod I really really hate you a LOT.
Aurorsupreme I'm going to stand out here wasting your chocolate until you let me in... http://pics.livejournal.com/byaghro/pic/0000yq9w
slytherinsexgod I hate you.
Aurorsupreme If you ask nicely, then yes, you can.
slytherinsexgod Fuck you, Potter.
Aurorsupreme Would have been back sooner but I thought I'd better bring a peace offering with me. Surely your wards can't resist Swiss chocolates?
Aurorsupreme That picture you sent, while enticing, obviously wasn't recent. I distinctly remember leaving love bites on that arse last night.
Aurorsupreme Looking forward to wearing my new collar for you Snookums. And if that meeting wasn't mandatory I would have skivved off. 8:03 PM Apr 19th from phone
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slytherinsexgod You'd better have a damned good reason for ignoring me all day, Potter. I'm strengthening my wards and going to bed. ALONE. Bastard. 7:42 PM Apr 19th from phone
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slytherinsexgod You are made of stone, Potter. Made of stone.
slytherinsexgod Also, how can you possibly leave THIS in order to attend some boring Ministry meeting? http://pics.livejournal.com/dysonrules/pic/0003kega
slytherinsexgod I ordered something for you, cupcake. Can't wait to see it on you. http://www.willowtreerags.com/assets/collar15.jpg
