dysonrules | Twitterporn Part IV (Reply)

I planned to post this last night, but if I stayed up any later I'd have been a raging beyatch this morning. (More than usual, I mean.)

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

PART FIVE

slytherinsexgod Have a nice nap, Potter.

slytherinsexgod Is South America large enough to hold your ego or is it spilling over into the Pacific?

Aurorsupreme Fantasies, I meant. Too tired to type properly. Going for a nap.

Aurorsupreme Wank to fantasis of me? Or is that already a normal part of your day?

slytherinsexgod Peru? *shudders* I suppose I can wait for your return, then. What shall I do for amusement in the meantime?

Aurorsupreme Off to bed now. Timezone changes are hell. Will probably be offline most of tomorrow. Night!

Aurorsupreme Merlin, I hate long distance Apparation.

Aurorsupreme The case is confidential but the location is easily discovered. We're headed to.. actually I'm already in Peru.

Aurorsupreme When you spend most of your days slogging through Ministry paperwork, you find certain phrases creeping into your vocabulary.

slytherinsexgod Pity that you'll be out of town, since I will be back from accursed Italy by then. Where are you going, or is that a dark Ministry secret?

slytherinsexgod Preliminary findings? How very Aurorish, but it made me laugh. I'll ignore the cuddling comment, for now.

Aurorsupreme You really ARE a cuddler though. :) Also, I rarely accept invitations from people. Make of THAT what you will.

Aurorsupreme And while I was in bed with you, I wasn't IN BED with you - that does make a difference. But preliminary findings were not disappointing.

Aurorsupreme I'll just say this. When they call me the Chosen One, they're not just talking about the whole Voldemort thing.

slytherinsexgod I seldom invite people anywhere, Potter. Read into that what you will.

slytherinsexgod You're quick to defend yourself for someone who doesn't care about size. *smirks* You were in my bed; I'm certain you already know.

Aurorsupreme And tell me, do you often invite men back to your hotels? Or am I a special case?

Aurorsupreme Trust you to be a size whore. *eyeroll* I assure you that my assets far outstrip the ego you think I possess. Can you say the same?

slytherinsexgod And I was referring to your EGO rather than something else, although I am curious to know if that matches…

slytherinsexgod Invite a man to your hotel room one time and his ego explodes. Of course, yours was already huge to begin with.

AurorsupremeThat should give you plenty of time to find a collar to go with your leash so you can be wearing both, and little else, to welcome me home.

Aurorsupreme If this is about the case I think it is, I'll be out of the country for the evening and the better part of tomorrow. Although...

Aurorsupreme Much as I would love to submit myself to your lecherous whims (right) they've called an emergency staff meeting. I fear I'll be away soon.

Aurorsupreme As if you wouldn't take advantage of ME sound asleep and NUDE.

Aurorsupreme Oh I'd definitely want you to remember every achingly specific detail of the encounter. Which is why it's so sad that you don't.

slytherinsexgod Somehow I think I would remember that. I was exhausted, not drunk. Unless YOU Obliviated ME just to be an arse...

Aurorsupreme Don't you wish you remembered FOR SURE whether or not we had screaming, debauched, collar sex followed by massages & cuddling?

Aurorsupreme No problem about the contact. Happy to help. And while now would be nice, it's really not in my schedule either.

slytherinsexgod Er... you cuddled me?

slytherinsexgod NOW. Okay, I suppose that's out of the question. These irritating officials still need to be dealt with. Thanks for the contact, BTW.

Aurorsupreme You're also a cuddler. Did you know? It's rather cute actually. And yes, coffee sounds good. When?

Aurorsupreme Sex in public places, eh? Could be fun.

Aurorsupreme The sounds you were making last night make me beg to differ on your "silent" statement. But if you doubt my prowess so greatly...

slytherinsexgod I'd rather take you up on the massage than the omelette, but it appears we're back to square one. So... coffee sometime?

slytherinsexgod *snort* Screamer. Now I know you're lying. I'm nearly silent, Potter. The better to have sex in public places.

Aurorsupreme Always knew you'd be a screamer. :) I had an early morning meeting unfortunately. Will have to give you a rain cheque on that omelette.

Aurorsupreme Oh I had you. All night. We shared collar duty. Apparently I give a better post-coital massage than I realized if you feel so great.

slytherinsexgod Although if you were the one wearing the collar, I can't see myself doing that... So you must be having me on. Why did you leave?

slytherinsexgod I feel fine, so you are either having me on... or perhaps I Obliviated myself to erase the horrifying images?

Aurorsupreme I left the leash so you could reminisce. If you can't recall the various uses we put it to, perhaps I'll have to refresh your memory.

Aurorsupreme Yes, we had QUITE the visit last night. I can't believe you don't remember. Surely you're sore?

slytherinsexgod And what is this you've left me? A leash? Are you requesting that I use it on you at our next meeting?

slytherinsexgod I was going to harass you for not showing up, but it seems as though perhaps you did. I seem to have been more tired than I thought. 11:43 am Apr 15th from phone