Twitterporn Part XXIX

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Did I forget to post the last few? DOH. *hides*

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PART THIRTY

Aurorsupreme DRACO!?!?!!

slytherinsexgod Harry? Mmmm, that feels nice. Where are we?

Aurorsupreme Bloody idiot Edwards, he was supposed to STAY WITH THE TARGET. I'll kill him later. Draco??

Aurorsupreme Draco? Fuck! Draco, where are you? Edwards said he saw the two of you wander off down a corridor together.

Aurorsupreme Snookums? Where are you?

Aurorsupreme Hey, Kingsley says we can pass her on to Edwards. Yay! Now for shagging!

Aurorsupreme You'd better not keep too close an eye on her. Heh.

slytherinsexgod You do that. I'll keep an eye on this succubus while you're gone.

Aurorsupreme Here, I'll go Floo Kingsley to see if I can hand her off to Edwards for the meal portion.

Aurorsupreme Instead you throw yourself in the line of fire like a Gryffindor. YOU had better not succumb to her charms either, Snookums.

Aurorsupreme When you said you were cutting in I thought you were going to dance with ME. *pouts*

Aurorsupreme Lucky for me Malfoys are very possessive and don't share their toys, yes? I have no fear that she'll lure me away, potion or no.

 

slytherinsexgod You obviously have no regard for personal safety.

 

slytherinsexgod Oh for fuck's sake. Do you honestly have to DANCE with her? How is that guarding her? I'm cutting in.

slytherinsexgod That will not stop her. I'm serious, Potter. She is a sexual predator. When she wants something, she doesn't stop.

Aurorsupreme And she'd better not try to kiss me. I'm a happily engaged man. Who likes men.

Aurorsupreme I also promise to shag you silly later, or let you shag me silly if that's your preference, because you are adorable when you're worried.

Aurorsupreme I promise I shall exercise Moody's lesson of Constant Vigilance in her presence, darling.

 

slytherinsexgod There is no telling what sort of potion she has added to her lipstick.

slytherinsexgod And whatever you do, don't let her drag you off to a private alcove or out to the garden! And if she tries to kiss you, I'll hex her.

slytherinsexgod Pfffft. Terribly concerned. She should be. Half the wives in Bulgaria have taken out a hit on her, I'm certain, not to mention Russia.

Aurorsupreme And she is, allegedly, 'terribly concerned' for her life. Which is her reason for clinging. I can hardly feel my fingers though.

Aurorsupreme You're sweet to be so worried though. :)

Aurorsupreme Probably from the families of ex-husbands if your stories are true. And don't worry, my robes are thick. She won't puncture me.

Aurorsupreme I can't hand her off yet. I'm responsible for her until this dinner is over. She's had specific threats on her life.

slytherinsexgod Does she have to hang on you like that? I've half a mind to hex her into a narwhal, except she would just put the horn to use.

slytherinsexgod And don't let her hook her claws in your arm, either. Merlin knows what she's tipped them with.

slytherinsexgod I see the Countess is alive and well. You've been doing your job, Cupcake. Can you hand her off to the other Aurors now? So we can leave?