dysonrules | Twitterporn Part XXVIII

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PART TWENTY NINE

Aurorsupreme Love you too. <3

Aurorsupreme I'll be eagerly awaiting your arrival, Snookums. I promise to stay in my room like a good boy. I expect a present for my obedience tho.

slytherinsexgod Love you.

slytherinsexgod All right. I'll be there as soon as I can, Cupcake. With your things. Stay away from Countess Wicked until I get there.

Aurorsupreme I was going to make a comment about what I intend to drink soon, but you've already accused me of being crude.

Aurorsupreme It's closed to Muggles for "renovation" so we can hold these conferences more easily.

Aurorsupreme Oh, grab the vanilla flavored 'things'. And maybe that ice 'thing'. And bloody hurry! I'm at Hotel Palais Schwarzenberg.

Aurorsupreme If it gets you here, to my bed, I'm willing to be QUITE agreeable. Kingsley be damned.

slytherinsexgod In the meantime, don't drink anything until I get there! I don't trust her at all.

slytherinsexgod I'll stop off at the flat and grab some... things. Give me that Floo address, will you?

slytherinsexgod Well, at least you're being agreeable about this. Mother will understand once I explain the Petranova situation.

Aurorsupreme You need to come remind me who I belong to. I might even be persuaded to wear the collar at dinner if you do a good enough job.

Aurorsupreme Yes, do come keep an eye on me. Starting with my arse. That needs a good seeing to.

Aurorsupreme Less than ethical you say? I wonder if I could arrange an arrest. Although immunity being what it is.. hmm...

Aurorsupreme I swear. Why does everyone act like I'm a trophy to be collected? Slughorn, this Petranova woman. Bastards, the lot of them.

slytherinsexgod I had better come and keep an eye on you.

slytherinsexgod And acceptance in places where her less than ethical practices have gotten her banned.

slytherinsexgod Not funny, Potter. This woman is not to be taken lightly. Adding Harry Potter to her collection would guarantee her instant fame.

Aurorsupreme Probably why Kingsley assigned me.

Aurorsupreme Good thing I'll be bringing HER drinks and not vice versa. And even better that I can shake off the Imperius.

Aurorsupreme More than Mrs. Zabini? Really? That's impressive. Lucky for me I've sworn off women. *snuggles Snookums instead*

Aurorsupreme But I'm just escorting her to a dinner party. Not taking her on a date.

slytherinsexgod Possibly both. Damn that Shacklebolt. How dare he assign you to guard that vile she-devil!

slytherinsexgod Rumour suggests that most of her poor belated husbands were acquired either through the Imperius Curse or illegal love potions.

slytherinsexgod Potter, you are not going near that woman. Ha, woman! Viper, more like. She's been through more husbands than Blaise's mother.

Aurorsupreme Um... maybe? That last name sounds about right. Why?

slytherinsexgod Mirabella...? Please tell me you are not escorting Mirabella Petranova? The bloody Countess Petranova?

Aurorsupreme I'm escorting some diplomat. Mirabella.. something or other. Still, we should have plenty of time for a few rounds. :)

Aurorsupreme My hotel does have a Floo connection. And sadly I'll have to leave for this state dinner in about three hours.

Aurorsupreme Do you have the collar WITH you? Or are you just coming to fuck me? ...Not that I'm complaining.

slytherinsexgod I'll have to be back before Mother notices...

slytherinsexgod Does your hotel have a Floo connection?

slytherinsexgod And leave this delightful gathering of the antiquated and insane?

Aurorsupreme Can you leave your party and bring it to me? In Austria? I'll make it worth the travel.

Aurorsupreme Although, I really don't want you to suffer... I want you to fuck me. I wish I'd brought the collar with me.

Aurorsupreme My only consolation is that I'm already nude, wanking, and now fingering myself, and will come in about five minutes. While you suffer.

Aurorsupreme You're a right bastard, did you know? Wearing THOSE trousers, NO pants, AND the necklace I love.

slytherinsexgod Fuck, now I really do need to use the loo.

slytherinsexgod Remember when you told me you liked seeing me in the necklace and nothing else? That was a memorable evening.

slytherinsexgod Yes, Cupcake. I'm wearing the soft gray ones you like. And NO pants. Although I am wearing that serpent necklace you bought me.

Aurorsupreme Tight trousers? Are you wearing the soft gray ones I like so much? Damn. This wank session isn't going to last much longer at this rate.

Aurorsupreme Speaking of bound and helpless... I rather enjoyed last Thursday. And you apparently enjoyed how well I begged.

Aurorsupreme Oh yes. You're the ONLY one allowed to brush up against me at night. Tonight is going to be MISERABLE here without you. *sigh*

Aurorsupreme Oh come on, I'm here by myself. Wanking. How could I not make the joke??

slytherinsexgod Oh lovely. Now mother just asked if I needed to use the loo. What am I? FIVE? Damn these tight trousers.

slytherinsexgod You had to mention bound and helpless, didn't you? Not even Patricia Martingale's wrinkled prune face is helping.

slytherinsexgod I'm getting used to the constant need for people to brush up against your fame. As long as I'm the one brushing up against you at night.

slytherinsexgod Very funny, Potter. I should have known you would make a crass organ joke. *eyeroll*

Aurorsupreme I'd say I tied you up for your own good... but really I did it because seeing you bound to the bed & helpless makes me instantly hard.

Aurorsupreme You're not upset are you? That they're more interested in the fact that it's me? And yes, I like the Boy Who Wanked title much better!

Aurorsupreme Oh Merlin. Do you see why I didn't want to attend, even if work hadn't called me away. I assure you, if I were there, it would be WORSE

Aurorsupreme Organ music.. heh. I've got your organ music right here. Ah, the sound of slapping flesh. Mmm... wish it was YOUR hand though.

Aurorsupreme NO to Celestina. Definitely! No matter how happy it would make Molly.

slytherinsexgod That was very nice, by the way, although quite unfair of you to tie me up so that I couldn't assist you. The watching was... enjoyable.

slytherinsexgod "Wedding plans for the Boy Who Lived! How exciting!" I prefer to work on shagging plans for the Boy Who Wanked.

slytherinsexgod Hmmm, now that I think on it, I believe they are fascinated with YOUR wedding more than mine.

slytherinsexgod And NO organ music. Bloody hell, where did mother FIND these women? And why are they so fascinated with MY wedding?

slytherinsexgod Oh dear Salazar. Now they've moved on to music selections. No, we will NOT be listening to Celestina WarBLEK at my wedding.

Aurorsupreme Besides, the wedding isn't trivial. And I'm working on things for it right now. Namely the honeymoon agenda.

Aurorsupreme Aww, Snookums! You never minded me wanking before. I seem to recall you pleading to watch the other day.

Aurorsupreme Please let her know I'll finalize it & get it back to her when I return. 200 Weasleys & all. Prat.

Aurorsupreme True. There are some things better left unknown. *grin*

slytherinsexgod I'll bring it back with me. No sense interrupting your wanking for trivial wedding things.

slytherinsexgod She also needs you to confirm your guest list. (All six of them. Plus 200 Weasleys.)

slytherinsexgod Thankfully, mother will never be privy to that, either.

Aurorsupreme Okay so my linguine skills need work. I notice you never complain when I'm slurping your cock.

Aurorsupreme Dear Harry, aww. Tell her I have a soft spot for mothers.

Aurorsupreme Tell Grosbeak we're both wearing kilts. And we promise to offer a pond for her to swim in.

Aurorsupreme Nope, I have a room all to myself. Which is good since I intend to wank. A lot. Being away from you, I have to do SOMETHING.

slytherinsexgod Dear Harry, my arse. She obviously has not seen you eat linguine.

slytherinsexgod Nasty, quacking... Mother says your suggestion is brilliant and why can't I be as clever as Dear Harry?

slytherinsexgod And yes, Semilla Grosbeak just asked which of us is wearing a DRESS at the wedding. I nearly hexed that beak of hers into a duck bill.

slytherinsexgod You are... Now I'm really cursing you. although I do hope you aren't sharing a room. Some of those Aurors are disgusting.

Aurorsupreme I wish YOU were here instead. Seeing as how I'm mostly nude & you're surrounded by pureblood matrons. :)

Aurorsupreme Yes, there are no green flowers worth having. That I can think of anyway. We'll have to have green accents. Merlin I sound like a girl.

Aurorsupreme What about narcissus for the white, and red lilys for the red? Represent both of our mothers.

Aurorsupreme At the moment I'm actually not busy. I'm just waiting in my hotel room for now.

slytherinsexgod Bloody shame that all the green flowers look contrived. This could be the most boring tea of my existence. Damn you for not being here.

slytherinsexgod The red should either be dianthus or roses, possibly dahlias. Something large and Gryffindor, I suppose.

slytherinsexgod White flowers. Roses, lilies, or daisies? Frankly, I detest them, but she says you should have a say. Or course, she prefers Narcissus.

slytherinsexgod Cupcake, darling, I know you are very busy on your little Auror assignment in Austria, but mother needs your input. 1:46 PM Jul 10th from Power Twitter