Twitterporn Partt XXVI continued

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Part Twenty Seven

slytherinsexgod Smart boy. I knew there was a reason I loved you.

Aurorsupreme Cancel my appointments? I don't know if I can, it says here, "Shag Draco silly. And vice versa." In ink.

Aurorsupreme On your payroll? Really? I knew there was a reason I loved you.

slytherinsexgod I suggest canceling your afternoon appointments.

slytherinsexgod Remind me to give him a bonus. Now. About our appointment. I'm rather annoyed with you, Cupcake. This might be an extra long lunch.

slytherinsexgod Oh really? I'll bet he doesn't know that the Head of the Department of Mysteries is on my payroll, now does he?

Aurorsupreme Here goes....

Aurorsupreme I'll open the door, but I still don't know if you'll be able to get in. He had the Dept. of Mysteries up here working on the wards.

slytherinsexgod Now open the damned door.

slytherinsexgod He might have warded me from Apparating into your office, but he can't stop me from Flooing in like a normal visitor and walking up here.

slytherinsexgod You might want to open your door, Potter, unless you want me to cast a Reducto and have Shacklebolt back down here.

Aurorsupreme Thank you for reminding me after a particularly trying week.

Aurorsupreme And no I don't want to go to Spain now. I think I'll go to the Leaky. Alone. And get pissed. While I lament my lack of a mother.

Aurorsupreme Your mother is an attractive woman. Neville's grandmother though... *shudders*

Aurorsupreme No, I'm not as intimately acquainted with Theo's tastes. Those kinds of statements really don't help your cause, by the way.

slytherinsexgod Um... do you want to go to Spain?

slytherinsexgod Rumour has it he even spent a bit of time with Longbottom's grandmother. I did NOT ask him for confirmation. *shudder*

slytherinsexgod I suppose you WOULD if you had a mother or grandmother. Do you know he's propositioned my mother no less than seven times?

slytherinsexgod Do you have any idea what sort of tastes he has? Well, never mind. You obviously don't.

slytherinsexgod What do you mean Theo is on my past lover's list? ARE YOU COMPLETELY MAD?

Aurorsupreme And no I've never been to Spain.

slytherinsexgod I mean, granted, the beach is lovely and some of the city is stunning. And the architecture is worth seeing...

Aurorsupreme Without telling me.

slytherinsexgod I mean, it's really not that pleasant.

Aurorsupreme The same Nott I'm VALIANTLY trying not to hunt down and strangle because I'm sure there is a valid reason you've been seeing him.

slytherinsexgod I had no idea you wanted to go to Barcelona. Wait, have you even been to Spain?

Aurorsupreme Out with Theo Nott four times in the last two weeks. The same Nott who I'm pretty sure would appear on that past lovers list.

Aurorsupreme Barcelona because it is NOT HERE. It is NOT where no less than ten Ministry employees a day come to tell me that they've seen you

Aurorsupreme We actually arrested a Herman Patterson last week. I think I shall go Crucio him out of principal.

slytherinsexgod Barcelona? Why Barcelona? You never mentioned Barcelona before!

Aurorsupreme Git. :)

Aurorsupreme For some of that written in ink shagging you mentioned. -- Oh and be sure to tell Rita about your preference for being saddled.

Aurorsupreme I FEEL like a Hufflepuff after the week I've had. I'd like nothing better than to kidnap you to Barcelona for a month.

slytherinsexgod Unless HP refers to this mystery person that I am allegedly meeting. Hmm, who could it be? Herman Patterson? Henrietta Palmer?

slytherinsexgod In fact, I'm looking at it right now and it says "SHAGGING, HP, 12:15" and by my reckoning it is now 12:17 and you are LATE.

slytherinsexgod And I will have you know that I have shagging listed every day. And it is not penciled in, either. It is written in INK.

slytherinsexgod And Rita is a lovely woman. We're having tea next Wednesday. I've promised her an exclusive interview about our bedroom practices.

slytherinsexgod Now you're just acting like a Hufflepuff. I see I shall have to teach you to USE the press, not cater to them.

Aurorsupreme Yes, I think I'd like to see your calendar. I don't think you have shagging penciled in nearly enough.

Aurorsupreme And no, I don't want a list of your FORMER lovers. Unless you wish them to come to harm. I refuse to be responsible for my actions.

Aurorsupreme I'd like to be able to tell her that yes, I know exactly where you are. Not because I don't trust you. But because I love & care about you.

Aurorsupreme Particularly by that pesky insect Skeeter. So when she shoves a Quick Quotes Quill in my face, and asks if I know where you are.

Aurorsupreme Because everyday people will be assaulting us with information trying to break us apart, there is nothing worse than being blindsided.

Aurorsupreme If you really are planning a surprise for the wedding that's great, but for the most part, our best defense is to be a united front.

Aurorsupreme I didn't hire anybody to track you, I said, they're doing it of their own accord. And I worry it is going to drive you away.

Aurorsupreme Draco, I DO trust you. I'll be honest, my biggest fear is that you'll realize how private our lives WON'T be and you'll drop me.

Aurorsupreme Well, you said it was a surprise.  So yes.  I'm assuming your're hiding it.  And doing a damn good job if the typing pool hasn't found it yet.