Twitterporn Part XXV

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PART TWENTY SIX

Aurorsupreme <3 On my way, love.

slytherinsexgod Just come home.

Aurorsupreme I miss you too. To hell with this report, I'll finish it in the morning. Do you need me to grab anything on my way home?

Aurorsupreme :) I'm glad you're enjoying your silly Muggle game device. I enjoy listening to you curse when you're blown up as well.

Aurorsupreme The muted lights filtering in from the balcony. And the sounds you made, oh, I think could come just listening to your voice.

Aurorsupreme Speaking of my limited memory... now I'm remembering how you looked the night I proposed, spread on the bed, ready to be taken.

Aurorsupreme I do remember that weekend. I think part of that was orgasmic bliss though. Merlin your body is delectable.

slytherinsexgod I miss you.

slytherinsexgod But it's no fun playing without using you for a backrest and listening to you laugh in my ear whenever I explode things.

slytherinsexgod And since you mentioned bringing me ecstasy... when are you coming home? I'm playing this silly Muggle game device you brought home.

slytherinsexgod I have no objection having your limited memory capabilities entirely focussed on me. You're right, I do approve.

slytherinsexgod You know it's true, Cupcake. Remember when you couldn't talk for two days? Of course, you were very... inventive that weekend.

Aurorsupreme An unfortunate accident during intercourse. HAHAHAHA! Giving yourself quite a bit of credit there aren't you, Schnookums?

Aurorsupreme So yes, my priorities are very much in order. I learn & remember things that will bring you ecstasy. Surely you approve?

Aurorsupreme Knowing which aunt had an affair with which cousin to produce which nephew is not. At least, not in a pleasurable sense.

Aurorsupreme Knowing combinations with which to attach you to my bed or other pieces of furniture is beneficial.

slytherinsexgod Due to an unfortunate accident during intercourse. *grin*

slytherinsexgod I do like the mute idea! I'll pass it along to mother. I'm sure she'll be amenable. We will say your throat was injured.

slytherinsexgod You can learn 352 combinations of knots in order to tie me up, but you cannot learn six simple pages of names? For shame.

slytherinsexgod Well, at least you have your priorities in the right place.

Aurorsupreme Ah the honeymoon. And honeymoon sex. THAT is the part of this wedding I want to be planning. To hell with the menu and flowers!

Aurorsupreme *grin* Yes, I know quite a few knot combinations that come in handy. In fact, when I get home I'd like to demonstrate a few more.

Aurorsupreme Oh and mute too. I could be mute so I won't say anything to embarrass either of us.

Aurorsupreme The first volume he says. *groan* I'm so doomed. Can you just tell your relatives I'm a bit thick & to please excuse me?

Aurorsupreme Pages one through six? Written in script so tiny I had to cast two magnification charms to even read the names? Splendid.

slytherinsexgod Not that there is any doubt of that, mind you. *smirks*

slytherinsexgod Oh I suppose I can suffer the presence of your "friends" and a gaggle of Weasleys for one afternoon. But I expect incredible honeymoon sex.

slytherinsexgod Such as how to tie that amazing knot combination thing that... well, you know.

slytherinsexgod I forgive you for being shite at potions. You've been very good at remembering certain important things.

slytherinsexgod I don't expect you to know all of them by memory, of course. That's why I only gave you the first volume. Pages one through six are VITAL.

Aurorsupreme And NO they're not Weasleys by proxy. They're my FRIENDS. Prat.

Aurorsupreme Twice removed.

Aurorsupreme Draco, I can't even remember the ingredients for a simple Pepper-Up Potion. How do you expect me to know your third cousin's uncle's nephew?

Aurorsupreme Hang on, you expect me to KNOW how these people are related? From MEMORY?

slytherinsexgod Lovegood and Longbottom? Aren't those Weasleys by proxy?

slytherinsexgod Let me guess, you did not even glance at the Malfoy Register, did you? I gave it to you days ago.

slytherinsexgod Archibald, who married the daughter of Pollux Malfoy. I can't completely recall the lineage of Aubergine Livingston, but it's on the chart.

slytherinsexgod Augstina Potsworth and Aubergine Livingston are relatives, Potter. Augstina married Bertram Hedgewood, who was the third son of Fergus...

Aurorsupreme Friends & family only and all that rot. Not 700 of your closest Slytherin friends.

Aurorsupreme There are a few non-Weasleys, thank you very much! Luna and Neville for two. I thought this was going to be a small affair.

Aurorsupreme What could you possibly have in common with them that you want them at our wedding?

Aurorsupreme I do mingle.. occasionally. And I know for a fact that Augstina Potsworth and Aubergine Livingston are both well over 200 years old.

slytherinsexgod I see that your entire guest list consists of Weasleys. Honestly, don't you know anyone else?

slytherinsexgod Of course I do, Potter. You would know them, also, if you would mingle more often instead of hiding in corners at every function.

Aurorsupreme Did she copy you on the latest version of the guest list? Do you even KNOW half of these people?

Aurorsupreme I had no idea so much went into planning a wedding. Your mother sends me six owls a day.