Twitterporn Part XXIV

[dysonrules]

Sorry this is so late!  I was so hot last night my fingers were sliding all over the keyboard and I finally half-drowned myself in iced tea.

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

PART TWENTY FIVE

Aurorsupreme I'm on my way to assist you now, good citizen. Just.. sit tight. So to speak. :)

Aurorsupreme The chaise in the parlour you say? That DOES sound like a job for an Auror.

Aurorsupreme Okay, you have a point about the clothing.

slytherinsexgod And they had better send the right bloody one.

slytherinsexgod I'd better call the Ministry and have them send an Auror to rescue me.

slytherinsexgod Oh look, I've accidentally handcuffed myself to the chaise in the parlour.

slytherinsexgod How am I supposed to play with some of these with my clothing on? Honestly, Cupcake.

Aurorsupreme Hey! No unwrapping my present without me! I left you seventeen toys to play with! Leave mine alone until I get there!!

Aurorsupreme I don't mind letting people know who owns me. web

Aurorsupreme In the meantime, yes, I meant with my clothes ON. Although certainly not beneath them. Fully visible is fine with me.

Aurorsupreme That gives me an idea actually, perhaps I can accommodate you at some point in the evening. I'll have to see what I can arrange.

slytherinsexgod And yes, you should absolutely wear it. Damn. Now you need to get home as quickly as possible. I'm unwrapping myself already...

slytherinsexgod *smirk* All right, I know you meant "beneath your clothing" but still...

slytherinsexgod I would definitely enjoy you wearing only the collar, but the Parisian authorities would not be half so amused.

Aurorsupreme Aww, would you be jealous, Schnookums? What if I just wear the collar instead?

Aurorsupreme If you think Neville is bad you should hear about... nevermind. Leather trousers you say? Sounds interesting.

Aurorsupreme I'm thinking I'll need all the strength I can get for tonight. :)

Aurorsupreme I certainly wouldn't want to try to Apparate to Paris. Long distance jumps like that are exhausting.

slytherinsexgod I'd ask you to wear them to dinner but I should not want to start an International incident by hexing our waiters.

slytherinsexgod Luckily, the thought of you wearing those leather trousers I bought as a birthday present for myself has enabled me to recover.

slytherinsexgod Please do not mention anything regarding Longbottom's sexual practices ever again. It is a definite mood-destroyer.

slytherinsexgod International? My, my, Potter, I am impressed. It looks as though I'll have to keep you.

Aurorsupreme As long as we don't miss our Portkey. These international ones are a right pain to reset.

Aurorsupreme Mmm... perhaps I can unwrap my present before dinner, and you can unwrap yours after. *grin*

Aurorsupreme I'm rather fond of your kinkiness as well. Not to mention your inventiveness. I'll never look at tea cozies the same again!

Aurorsupreme I'd like to argue with you but you're probably right. Kinky for most of them is leaving the lights on. Although I've heard stories about Nev.

slytherinsexgod And probably again after...

slytherinsexgod It's quite possible your present might be willing to be unwrapped before dinner...

slytherinsexgod Although I'm quite fond of your kinkiness, I must say.

slytherinsexgod Potter, I'm shocked at you. Your little Gryffindor friends would be horrified at your kink levels.

Aurorsupreme And naturally, dinner before I unwrap MY present. *grin*

Aurorsupreme Ahem, if you'll notice the 'bracelet' accommodates anything it is placed around. I look forward to you wearing it, but not on your wrist.

Aurorsupreme I imagine you had a lot of practice rewrapping presents as a child, yes? Haha!

slytherinsexgod Of course, that's after you take me to dinner.

slytherinsexgod I'm very fond of the jade serpent bracelet. I look forward to wearing it for you tonight. (And nothing else.)

slytherinsexgod Excellent, then I won't have to bothering with rewrapping them and pretending surprise. I hate that.

Aurorsupreme I kept the good ones with me so I could actually WATCH you open them. :)12:48 PM Jun 5th from web

Aurorsupreme Lucky for you, I also anticipated your inherent curiosity / nosiness and did, indeed, leave the presents around for your discovery.

Aurorsupreme Although you might be able to talk me out of them if you're VERY good. *leer*

Aurorsupreme In anticipation of your greed...um.. ENJOYMENT, I saved a few truffles for myself ahead of time.

slytherinsexgod Thank you for the seventeen gifts you had stashed about the flat. I was supposed to look for those and open them, correct?

slytherinsexgod However, that did not work out as planned. You may see it as a tribute to your taste.

slytherinsexgod Thank you, Cupcake. The truffles were delicious. I even thought about saving some to share with you.

Aurorsupreme I'm looking forward to dinner tonight. :)

Aurorsupreme I hope you enjoyed the truffles I sent to your office.

Aurorsupreme Happy birthday, love!12:05 PM Jun 5th from web