dysonrules (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
dysonrules) wrote2009-07-22 10:44 pm
dysonrules) wrote2009-07-22 10:44 pm
Entry tags:
Twitterporn Part XX
CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.
PART TWENTY ONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
slytherinsexgod Therefore, I shall not be waiting here for you like a good little house-elf.
slytherinsexgod You MIGHT be home before midnight, which generally means DAWN.
Aurorsupreme Listen, STAY HOME. I'll be there in a bit & we can talk about this like rational people. I can never reason with you over Twitter.
Aurorsupreme And what do you mean you're going out? I told you this morning I might actually get home before midnight tonight. When will you be home?
Aurorsupreme I could care less about the state of Abrams arse, or anyone else's for that matter. I TOLD you that. I. Just. Want. YOU. Idiot.
slytherinsexgod I'm going out. If you should happen to come back, the tiny ash piles on the bedroom floor are the remains of your socks.
slytherinsexgod Either that or you'll find another nice arse worth SAVING.
slytherinsexgod I'm sure Abrams has a nice arse, too, although admittedly not as nice as mine.
Aurorsupreme Granted I saved your arse a time or two as well. But it's such a nice arse, it deserved to be saved.
Aurorsupreme And yes, because you're so much better at picking winners. Which is why you hooked up with someone who also tried to kill YOU.
Aurorsupreme I'm telling you, there is NOTHING between me & Abrams. He is not interested in me. Seriously.
slytherinsexgod Which is why you hooked up with a former Death Eater who repeatedly tried to kill you.
slytherinsexgod *eyeroll* Yes, you are such a fabulous judge of character.
Aurorsupreme He was just offering some suggestions to my request. Perhaps a little eagerly, but I assure you, it had NOTHING to do with interest in me.
Aurorsupreme Draco, he knows I'm with you. Hell, after that wedding fiasco, EVERYONE knows I'm with you. He wasn't drooling.
slytherinsexgod Married with kids notwithstanding. I'm sure he's one of those who will stay in denial until he finally grows a pair.
slytherinsexgod You are far more dense than I thought if you didn't notice that he was practically drooling into your lap.
slytherinsexgod Asking his advice? Why would you need advice from that useless lump of stupidity from the Dept of Creatures and Part-Creatures?
Aurorsupreme And NO, you git, I most certainly DID NOT let him suck me off. Nor was I lapping ANYTHING up. I can't believe you'd think that.
Aurorsupreme The only reason he was in my office is because I was asking his advice about something. He wasn't worshiping me.
Aurorsupreme Abrams? You're pissed because you saw me talking to Abrams? Abrams is married, with two kids. Why would he be interested in me?
Aurorsupreme You came to surprise me with dinner? Aww, Schnookums, that's so sweet! I would have really appreciated that.
slytherinsexgod And no, you didn't even know I was there. You were far too busy being the heroic Potter and lapping up the worship to notice me.
slytherinsexgod He was sitting on the edge of your desk staring at you with adoration. Did you let him suck you off after I left?
slytherinsexgod And don't feed me those bloody sincere lines! I saw him in your office three nights ago when I went to surprise you with dinner.
slytherinsexgod Yes, the ENTIRE AUROR DEPARTMENT including that sniveling arselicker Abrams.
Aurorsupreme What are you trying to tell me, do YOU want someone else? Is that it? I'm not home enough to satisfy you so you've gone elsewhere?
Aurorsupreme And I'm sure the "Slytherinsexgod" could as well. But I don't want any man, I want YOU.
Aurorsupreme I miss spending time with you and my gifts ARE sincere you arse. They're not buy offs! I'm working late with the ENTIRE AUROR DEPARTMENT.
Aurorsupreme I'm sorry if I've been messy lately. This case is driving me spare and I hate the fact that you're always asleep when I come home.
Aurorsupreme You are routine OUTSTANDING sex to me, something I CAN'T get anywhere.
slytherinsexgod Oh never mind. Why am I even arguing with you? I'm sure the "Aurorsupreme" can get any damned man he wants.
slytherinsexgod Trying to buy me off with gifts only works if you are sincere. Using them as distractions from the fact that you are "working late" with...
slytherinsexgod I certainly do not have temper tantrums. I simply expect you to be slightly less slovenly than a filthy Quidditch player after practice.
slytherinsexgod So now the truth comes out. I'm nothing more than routine sex to you, which is something you can get anywhere.
Aurorsupreme Very sweet "I'm sorry I have to work late all the time" gifts. Something YOU never did when you had that week long conference, I might add.
Aurorsupreme I AM working late! I told you we had a big case coming up. Kingsley is working ALL of us to the bone. And haven't I been sending you gifts?
Aurorsupreme What do you mean you shouldn't have allowed me to move in??? I thought things were going really well? Except for your temper tantrums.
Aurorsupreme I do not think of you as my house-elf. I think of you as my sex kitten. Unless you're being a prat and apparently today is one of those days
slytherinsexgod Of course, you're rarely here, anyway, since you seem to prefer to spend all your time at the bloody Ministry. "Working late."
slytherinsexgod I should never have allowed you to move in. I admit to a moment of utter stupidity.
slytherinsexgod I certainly did not! You bastard, you do think of me as your house-elf, don't you?
Aurorsupreme I think my salary can handle the purchase of new socks thanks. And what do I need to hire someone for, since you do it for me for free?
Aurorsupreme I repeat, I. Did. Not. Fling. Them. YOU DID. This time anyway.
slytherinsexgod I'm sure your salary will allow you to purchase new socks. Perhaps you could hire someone to put them in the hamper for you?
slytherinsexgod They were under the damned wardrobe where they usually end up, since you love to just fling them anywhere.
Aurorsupreme And you'd better be kidding about having Incendioed my socks.
Aurorsupreme I actually looked for them this morning so I could put them in the hamper like Your Majesty requires but I couldn't find them.
Aurorsupreme Oh, you mean the ones you snatched off of me last night and threw to Merlin knows where? Those?
Aurorsupreme What socks?
slytherinsexgod I'm not your fucking house-elf.
slytherinsexgod I've picked up your fucking socks for the last time, Potter. I cast Incendio on the entire lot of them. 8:52 AM Jun 1st from phone
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aurorsupreme Your wish is my command, love. And I promise to be VERY good, so start stretching. :)
slytherinsexgod Hurry home, Cupcake. Oh and don't forget dessert. I'm in the mood for tiramisu. And chocolates.
slytherinsexgod If you're very good with the salve and the healing charms, perhaps we can see how bendy I can get.
slytherinsexgod Yes, I would like a massage, thank you very much. And maybe some of that green curry from Andars?
Aurorsupreme And you were so deliciously hot bending that way. Are you SURE you don't want to do it again? Practice makes perfect & all that.
Aurorsupreme Aww, poor Schnookums. I'll bring some of that coconut Healing Salve you like too then. Give you a nice long massage. Does that sound nice?
slytherinsexgod I told you I couldn't bend that way... Well, apparently I could, but that's beside the point.
slytherinsexgod Yes, well I did mention that I can't MOVE. I feel like one gigantic sprained muscle.
Aurorsupreme The chains WERE innovative weren't they? Although I promise to cast cushioning charms on them next time. Those bruises looked painful.
Aurorsupreme I saw the gleam in your eyes. You enjoyed having an angry Auror in your bed. Don't try to deny it.
slytherinsexgod Of course, you'll be the one in the collar next time. I'm rather miffed at you for destroying my favourite one.
slytherinsexgod Although the chains were innovative. We definitely might have to put those to use again.
slytherinsexgod Remind me not to jeopardize your job again. You're not very Gryffindorish when you get that annoyed.
Aurorsupreme Oh I'm VERY satisfied! Be ready to do it again tonight. Sorry about the collar though. I'll pick up a replacement on my way home.
slytherinsexgod I hope you're satisfied. I can't move at all. I had to cancel all of my appointments. 5:43 PM May 23rd from phone
PART TWENTY ONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
slytherinsexgod Therefore, I shall not be waiting here for you like a good little house-elf.slytherinsexgod You MIGHT be home before midnight, which generally means DAWN.Aurorsupreme Listen, STAY HOME. I'll be there in a bit & we can talk about this like rational people. I can never reason with you over Twitter.Aurorsupreme And what do you mean you're going out? I told you this morning I might actually get home before midnight tonight. When will you be home?Aurorsupreme I could care less about the state of Abrams arse, or anyone else's for that matter. I TOLD you that. I. Just. Want. YOU. Idiot.slytherinsexgod I'm going out. If you should happen to come back, the tiny ash piles on the bedroom floor are the remains of your socks.slytherinsexgod Either that or you'll find another nice arse worth SAVING.slytherinsexgod I'm sure Abrams has a nice arse, too, although admittedly not as nice as mine.Aurorsupreme Granted I saved your arse a time or two as well. But it's such a nice arse, it deserved to be saved.Aurorsupreme And yes, because you're so much better at picking winners. Which is why you hooked up with someone who also tried to kill YOU.Aurorsupreme I'm telling you, there is NOTHING between me & Abrams. He is not interested in me. Seriously.slytherinsexgod Which is why you hooked up with a former Death Eater who repeatedly tried to kill you.slytherinsexgod *eyeroll* Yes, you are such a fabulous judge of character.Aurorsupreme He was just offering some suggestions to my request. Perhaps a little eagerly, but I assure you, it had NOTHING to do with interest in me.Aurorsupreme Draco, he knows I'm with you. Hell, after that wedding fiasco, EVERYONE knows I'm with you. He wasn't drooling.slytherinsexgod Married with kids notwithstanding. I'm sure he's one of those who will stay in denial until he finally grows a pair.slytherinsexgod You are far more dense than I thought if you didn't notice that he was practically drooling into your lap.slytherinsexgod Asking his advice? Why would you need advice from that useless lump of stupidity from the Dept of Creatures and Part-Creatures?Aurorsupreme And NO, you git, I most certainly DID NOT let him suck me off. Nor was I lapping ANYTHING up. I can't believe you'd think that.Aurorsupreme The only reason he was in my office is because I was asking his advice about something. He wasn't worshiping me.Aurorsupreme Abrams? You're pissed because you saw me talking to Abrams? Abrams is married, with two kids. Why would he be interested in me?Aurorsupreme You came to surprise me with dinner? Aww, Schnookums, that's so sweet! I would have really appreciated that.slytherinsexgod And no, you didn't even know I was there. You were far too busy being the heroic Potter and lapping up the worship to notice me.slytherinsexgod He was sitting on the edge of your desk staring at you with adoration. Did you let him suck you off after I left?slytherinsexgod And don't feed me those bloody sincere lines! I saw him in your office three nights ago when I went to surprise you with dinner.slytherinsexgod Yes, the ENTIRE AUROR DEPARTMENT including that sniveling arselicker Abrams.Aurorsupreme What are you trying to tell me, do YOU want someone else? Is that it? I'm not home enough to satisfy you so you've gone elsewhere?Aurorsupreme And I'm sure the "Slytherinsexgod" could as well. But I don't want any man, I want YOU.Aurorsupreme I miss spending time with you and my gifts ARE sincere you arse. They're not buy offs! I'm working late with the ENTIRE AUROR DEPARTMENT.Aurorsupreme I'm sorry if I've been messy lately. This case is driving me spare and I hate the fact that you're always asleep when I come home.Aurorsupreme You are routine OUTSTANDING sex to me, something I CAN'T get anywhere.slytherinsexgod Oh never mind. Why am I even arguing with you? I'm sure the "Aurorsupreme" can get any damned man he wants.slytherinsexgod Trying to buy me off with gifts only works if you are sincere. Using them as distractions from the fact that you are "working late" with...slytherinsexgod I certainly do not have temper tantrums. I simply expect you to be slightly less slovenly than a filthy Quidditch player after practice.slytherinsexgod So now the truth comes out. I'm nothing more than routine sex to you, which is something you can get anywhere.Aurorsupreme Very sweet "I'm sorry I have to work late all the time" gifts. Something YOU never did when you had that week long conference, I might add.Aurorsupreme I AM working late! I told you we had a big case coming up. Kingsley is working ALL of us to the bone. And haven't I been sending you gifts?Aurorsupreme What do you mean you shouldn't have allowed me to move in??? I thought things were going really well? Except for your temper tantrums.Aurorsupreme I do not think of you as my house-elf. I think of you as my sex kitten. Unless you're being a prat and apparently today is one of those daysslytherinsexgod Of course, you're rarely here, anyway, since you seem to prefer to spend all your time at the bloody Ministry. "Working late."slytherinsexgod I should never have allowed you to move in. I admit to a moment of utter stupidity.slytherinsexgod I certainly did not! You bastard, you do think of me as your house-elf, don't you?Aurorsupreme I think my salary can handle the purchase of new socks thanks. And what do I need to hire someone for, since you do it for me for free?Aurorsupreme I repeat, I. Did. Not. Fling. Them. YOU DID. This time anyway.slytherinsexgod I'm sure your salary will allow you to purchase new socks. Perhaps you could hire someone to put them in the hamper for you?slytherinsexgod They were under the damned wardrobe where they usually end up, since you love to just fling them anywhere.Aurorsupreme And you'd better be kidding about having Incendioed my socks.Aurorsupreme I actually looked for them this morning so I could put them in the hamper like Your Majesty requires but I couldn't find them.Aurorsupreme Oh, you mean the ones you snatched off of me last night and threw to Merlin knows where? Those?Aurorsupreme What socks?slytherinsexgod I'm not your fucking house-elf.slytherinsexgod I've picked up your fucking socks for the last time, Potter. I cast Incendio on the entire lot of them. 8:52 AM Jun 1st from phone~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aurorsupreme Your wish is my command, love. And I promise to be VERY good, so start stretching. :)slytherinsexgod Hurry home, Cupcake. Oh and don't forget dessert. I'm in the mood for tiramisu. And chocolates. slytherinsexgod If you're very good with the salve and the healing charms, perhaps we can see how bendy I can get. slytherinsexgod Yes, I would like a massage, thank you very much. And maybe some of that green curry from Andars? Aurorsupreme And you were so deliciously hot bending that way. Are you SURE you don't want to do it again? Practice makes perfect & all that. Aurorsupreme Aww, poor Schnookums. I'll bring some of that coconut Healing Salve you like too then. Give you a nice long massage. Does that sound nice? slytherinsexgod I told you I couldn't bend that way... Well, apparently I could, but that's beside the point. slytherinsexgod Yes, well I did mention that I can't MOVE. I feel like one gigantic sprained muscle. Aurorsupreme The chains WERE innovative weren't they? Although I promise to cast cushioning charms on them next time. Those bruises looked painful. Aurorsupreme I saw the gleam in your eyes. You enjoyed having an angry Auror in your bed. Don't try to deny it. slytherinsexgod Of course, you'll be the one in the collar next time. I'm rather miffed at you for destroying my favourite one. slytherinsexgod Although the chains were innovative. We definitely might have to put those to use again. slytherinsexgod Remind me not to jeopardize your job again. You're not very Gryffindorish when you get that annoyed. Aurorsupreme Oh I'm VERY satisfied! Be ready to do it again tonight. Sorry about the collar though. I'll pick up a replacement on my way home. slytherinsexgod I hope you're satisfied. I can't move at all. I had to cancel all of my appointments. 5:43 PM May 23rd from phone