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Twitterporn Part XVII
PART EIGHTEEN
Aurorsupreme I thought you'd never ask. :)
slytherinsexgod Would you?
Aurorsupreme Since you took or hid the toys, I can have my 'essentials' packed in 10 minutes if you'd like.
slytherinsexgod You would move here? But why? I thought you...
slytherinsexgod You would...?
Aurorsupreme Just a thought.
Aurorsupreme You know, Draco, I'm rather fond of your flat. If you wanted ME to move in with YOU....
slytherinsexgod Fuck you, Cupcake. I'll be right there. In those clingy pants you love. Damn you, I am NOT moving in with you.
Aurorsupreme Oh, side note, I rented a chateau for the weekend. After our shopping trip. If you're interested. And I'm recovered by then.
Aurorsupreme Tell me, when I'm pretending it's actually YOUR cock I'm sucking... are you nude or wearing those clingy pants I love so much?
Aurorsupreme No, no. Stay right where you are. The thought of you sprawled on those ridiculously decadent sheets of yours will make it that much better.
Aurorsupreme A centaur, eh? Why, thank you. *leer* Although I think this might test the limits of even MY endurance.
slytherinsexgod Fuck. You probably would try something completely insane, wouldn't you? I really was planning to spend the night here.
slytherinsexgod Sore for days? Nothing could make YOU sore for days. I've tried. You're a bloody centaur when it comes to stamina.
slytherinsexgod You are such a prat. You utter liar.
Aurorsupreme Get your rest. I'd hate for you to tire of me from, ahem, over exposure. I'm sure I can keep myself entertained just fine. All alone.
Aurorsupreme Don't worry, I suspect I'll be sore for several days so you'll have plenty of time to tend to your other errands.
Aurorsupreme It's nothing really. I'm sure someone with your refined tastes would never even consider what I'm planning on doing.
slytherinsexgod I know I took all the toys. What is it?
slytherinsexgod What fascinating thing?
slytherinsexgod You bastard! You're bluffing! Maybe not about the cherry lubricant, because I'm not completely heartless and left it with you, but...
Aurorsupreme And this fascinating thing I can't wait to try. No, I'll be fine. Don't worry about me a bit.
Aurorsupreme You just get your beauty rest and think nothing of me. Here. Alone. Wet from the bath. With the cherry lubricant. And a vivid imagination.
Aurorsupreme Oh nothing, nothing. Off to bed with you, love. I've been monopolizing far too much of your time of late.
slytherinsexgod Innovative? What do you mean by innovative?
Aurorsupreme *pouts* I noticed that. Prat. Won't stay with me & won't let me play alone. Just means I'm having to be innovative.
slytherinsexgod You liar. I hid all the toys before I left.
Aurorsupreme Don't worry Schnookums, I'll definitely be thinking about you though. Very. Hard.
Aurorsupreme Maybe in the shower. Oh, or the bath. Yes, a nice warm, bubbly bath. Alone with this.
Aurorsupreme Oh, well, goodnight then. I guess I'll just use this all by myself.
slytherinsexgod Well, time for bed. I'm very tired. Goodnight, Cupcake.
slytherinsexgod I was right. You are getting smarter. Shopping in
Aurorsupreme I don't know about you, but I'm researching a French chateau to rent for the weekend.
Aurorsupreme If we can buy toys, I'll take you to
Aurorsupreme That thing you can do with your tongue is EXCEPTIONALLY talented, Schnookums. That's for sure.
slytherinsexgod Well, my plants are watered. Whatever shall I do now?
slytherinsexgod Ten store minimum? You are a glutton for punishment. We might have to procure some toys while we're out.
slytherinsexgod I am brilliant, aren't I? And talented. You're getting smarter, Cupcake.
Aurorsupreme Oh we had to adjust the bed several times until you got the brilliant idea to cast that Sticking Charm.
Aurorsupreme What can I say? You're damned talented in bed. I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Aurorsupreme Shopping. My treat. Ten store minimum. And I promise not to start whining until at least the fifth. :)
slytherinsexgod You are quite energetic in bed, I must admit. How many times did we have to put the mattress back into place?
slytherinsexgod My mantra? Yours was quite similar. "Draco, oh yes, fuck me now, Draco, harder, harder, I said harder! Oh yes, like that!"
slytherinsexgod Shopping? I doubt you understand the concept of shopping. You would probably give out after the first shop.
Aurorsupreme Oh, and I have nothing against begonias. I used to tend Aunt Petunia's every summer.
Aurorsupreme I might consider taking you shopping tomorrow if you come back. My treat. *tempt*
Aurorsupreme "Oh God... oh Harry... oh fuck... yes... more... please." That was your mantra as I recall. And you writhed so prettily too.
Aurorsupreme If you want to talk about begging... what do you call your performance last Tuesday? Hmm?
slytherinsexgod And what is wrong with begonias?
slytherinsexgod Of course I order "stuff" in French. I have very expensive taste and, thanks to you, I have not been shopping in quite some time.
slytherinsexgod Gratitude???? Oh please. You are the most natural bottom, ever, the way you lie back and beg me to take you.
Aurorsupreme I may snore, but you totally talk in your sleep. You order stuff in French almost nightly.
Aurorsupreme Oi, the blow jobs were mutual thank you very much. And I bottomed for you way more than you did for me. Out of gratitude.
Aurorsupreme You actually have begonias? Um, wow.
slytherinsexgod I'm tired and I want to sleep in my own bed. You snore.
slytherinsexgod And what fringe benefits do you speak of? The benefit of giving you blow jobs in order to stimulate the blood flow to your nether regions?
slytherinsexgod Yes, well, they don't care for my plants properly. My begonias are delicate.
Aurorsupreme Delicate foliage MY arse! You have house elves for that and you know it.
Aurorsupreme Besides, surely the fringe benefits were worth it?
Aurorsupreme They weren't fictitious. My headache was awful. I needed you.
slytherinsexgod My potted plants are dying, thanks to you. Have you no compassion for delicate foliage?
slytherinsexgod *snort* Relapse, my arse. You've been keeping me there for the past two days with your fictional aches and pains.
Aurorsupreme Please?
Aurorsupreme *cough cough* I'm having a relapse. I think you need to come back.