Twitterporn Part XVI

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PART SEVENTEEN

Aurorsupreme  To be honest... I was never wearing the robe. See you soon, Schnookums!

slytherinsexgod  Lucky for you I have them held for me at the market. I'm almost home. Get that robe off.

Aurorsupreme Okay don't, just the thought of your with those things is making me even more unbearably hard & I didn't think that was possible.

Aurorsupreme  Oh.. um... take your time...

slytherinsexgod  Sorry I'm not moving quickly enough for you. I thought I might need the whipped cream. I suppose I'll forego the strawberries.

Aurorsupreme  What's taking you so long? These ties are starting to chafe.

Aurorsupreme  Better cast some splatterproof charms on those, eh? Remember what happened to the last ones? Granted, I had you bent over your desk at the time...

slytherinsexgod Afterwards.

slytherinsexgod  Bastard! I'm bringing the papers home. And YOU get to help me work on them.

Aurorsupreme What if I were already tied to the bed... lubed? How much faster would you be then? Just for arguments' sake I mean.

Aurorsupreme  Hypothetically, if I WERE wanking on the couch in the silk robe... would it make you come home faster?

slytherinsexgod Be warned that I am not the one getting tied up tonight, Cupcake.

slytherinsexgod  Damn it, you are, aren't you? Give me a bloody minute to wrap up these papers.

slytherinsexgod Tell me you are NOT wanking on the duchess brisee in the silk robe I bought you at Jourdanique!

 

Aurorsupreme  In the silk robe you bought me. Which I have to admit is rather comfortable. And allows easy access for wanking.

Aurorsupreme  I am eating biscuits right now. Sprawled gracelessly across this couch.. bed.. thing you've installed in my bedroom.

Aurorsupreme  What a brilliant idea! Too much paperwork with the arrest anyway, straight to tying up it is!

slytherinsexgod  Are you on the couch or in bed?

slytherinsexgod  You're eating biscuits right now?

slytherinsexgod  Perhaps you would consider skipping that time consuming arresting business and moving straight to the tying up?

 

Aurorsupreme  And tie you up...

Aurorsupreme  How one manages to do that to a strawberry and not be arrested is a wonder. Although... perhaps I should arrest you.

Aurorsupreme  Besides, the way I eat biscuits can't be as bad as you consuming fruit. Merlin, that should be illegal in public.

Aurorsupreme  You don't like how I eat biscuits? Well, damn. And here I was saving this plate of them for when you got home. Guess I'll eat them now...

slytherinsexgod Bloody hell, is someone fucking with the Cooling Charms in this place again? I need some air.

slytherinsexgod  Despite what you think, it is NOT sexy watching you lick the chocolate from the tops and then dipping your tongue into the centres.

slytherinsexgod  Somehow I believe I can change your mind on that. And thank you for the image of you tonguing biscuits. You know I hate when you do that.

Aurorsupreme  Yes but having a house-elf feed you biscuits isn't quite the same. And thank you so much for that visual... I may never have sex again.

slytherinsexgod I would prefer you save the blow job until I get home, however.

slytherinsexgod Potter, the house-elves are perfectly capable of providing you with sustenance.

Aurorsupreme Are you SURE you have to stay late ?

Aurorsupreme  And perhaps a blow job to make me feel better. :)

Aurorsupreme I'm not at the hospital any more. I'm at home. Alone. And miserable. I need tea and soup.

slytherinsexgod  Yes, some of us are not allowed to wallow around in hospitals as part of our JOBS.

Aurorsupreme  Why do you keep having to leave? Oh yes, 'work'. *pouts* I miss my Schnookums. 2:44 PM May 10th from phone