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dysonrules ([personal profile] dysonrules) wrote2009-07-14 08:52 pm

Twitterporn Part XIV

I think that's fourteen. Who the hell knows? *ponders* Yes, that's it.

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

PART FIFTEEN

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod We can't have that, can we? On my way.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme I've opened the Floo in my room. Hurry up or I'll be forced to put pants on again. ;)

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme You make them think you've kidnapped me and not even *I* will be able to keep the Aurors off of you. But perhaps a quick note will do.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod I could be there in ten minutes...

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod There is some merit to the idea of spiriting you away from the Weasleys and making them think you were kidnapped.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme Fuck, I'm getting hard again and you're not even HERE. How do you do this to me? And are you sure you can wait until tomorrow??

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme Seeing the envy in their eyes because they KNOW the 'Hero of the Wizarding World' will never have his lips wrapped around THEIR cock.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme Would you like that, Draco? Would you like to fuck me in front of an audience? Or perhaps I could blow you. How would that feel?

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod And the way you scream... Fuck it, I'm coming to get you tomorrow.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod I call you Harry all the time. I love the way it slides like a whisper between my lips when I'm panting into your ear.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod It was definitely not the thought of Granger, you arse, but the thought of you splayed out for anyone to see, even her.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme That did it. Glad I cast that Silencing Charm. They'd be checking on me for sure with all the shouting I just did.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme I love when you say, 'Come for me, Harry'. You call me that so rarely.....

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme I would be disturbed by the fact that thoughts of Hermione made you come.. but the thought of watching you come is about to push me over.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Are you close, Harry? Are you going to come for me now?

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Damn, I just came. It was the thought of Granger's expression that did it. Coupled with the thought of you looking like that. Fuck.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme That time on the phone was AWFUL! (Okay actually it was quite good.) Kingsley kept asking if I'd been running, seeing as how I was wheezing.

H. J. P.AurorsupremeI hope Herm doesn't try to come check on me. I'm sure I'm quite a sight in just my t shirt, cock in hand, knees propped up & spread wide.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme Although the thought of being PUNISHED holds its own appeal. Merlin, the thought of you fingering yourself is hot beyond belief...

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme Okay, I don't know for SURE if they make video phones, but if they do I shall correct my error post haste!

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Ah, there it is. Oh. It's much better when you do it. I do miss giving you hand jobs, especially when you're on the phone with Kingsley.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Bloody hell, you always manage to find the right spot without even trying, don't you? I have to be a damned contortionist to reach...

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod VIDEO PHONES? They make VIDEO PHONES and you have not purchased one for me? I shall have to punish you for that, Potter.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme And I never get the twist right. - I enjoy taking my time touching you because you arch so prettily when I finally do brush your prostate.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme At this point I've cast Locking & Silencing Charms but I just can't wank the way you do. My hands are too rough.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme Forget voice, if we're going to keep being apart like this, I'm going to buy you a VIDEO phone.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Oh yes, I pushed inside the way you always do. So careful, my Cupcake. So gentle and tortuously slow.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Because I need my hands, thanks to you. I'm using my fingers just the way you described. Damn, it's just not the same. Mmmm, trying.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Fuck. Took me a second to remember how to turn this phone into a voice recorder so I don't need my hands.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme The way you whimper when I brush my fingers across your entrance. Teasing until you grumble at me to "Get on with it already, Potter."

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme I do love the taste of your cock. And the way you squirm when I lick my way around the head. Although I think my favorite thing is...

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme Oi! Don't burn the merchandise! I'm rather fond of the bits you're trying to scald! Although the thought of kissing it & making it better...

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod That's better--it's cooled off enough for me to imagine this is your mouth wrapping around my cock.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod I do miss your Warming Charms. I can never seem to get this stuff quite right. It's always too hot. Ouch! Bloody hell, I did it again.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod I should have known you wore those wretched things on purpose. You are more clever than you look.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Fuck, you had to mention nibbling on my hipbones. And you call me evil! I'm going for the lube already and I'd planned to draw this out.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme Personally I like the way you shift your knee GENTLY against my testicles when I'm nibbling on your hip bones.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme Oh, and you do know that I wear flannel because it has the wonderful side effect of making you Vanish my clothes, right?

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme But if you log off now I'm going to be royally pissed so I'll leave that for another day.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme I'd like to start the argument that if you'd just let me tell them we're seeing each other, I could have gone home with you.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Much better. I love the feel of your cock sliding over my thigh as you work your way between my legs.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod I will, of course, cast a Vanishing Charm on those offending items as soon as possible. You can leave the shirt on. I am fond of it.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Not from there you won't, Cupcake. You'll just have to dream about it. Bloody flannel; you and your lower class tastes.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme As a memento... fuck me. Actually, fuck YOU. As in, I very much intend to. Sooner rather than later.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme So coarse flannel is brushing against your cock, the drawstrings dangling against your balls while soft material brushes your quivering abs.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme I'm wearing that soft gray t shirt you like to steal and flannel pyjama bottoms.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod And I've told you what I'm wearing. I do wear this often when you're not around. As a memento, if you will.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod I'd like to know what's rubbing against me while you're working your way down my body.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod *wicked grin* I knew you'd come around. Or come, at least. Are you wearing anything?

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme And then of course your nipples would need my attention.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme  Well, if I were there... I'd nibble my way around the collar before working down to your collarbones. Tasting each one in turn.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme *whimper* You are an evil, evil man. I think you wear that collar more when I'm NOT around than when I am. I should not find that arousing.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Yes, that's done it. I'm becoming aroused. Whatever shall I do now?

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod   I'm running my fingers over the jewels as I remember the way you like to bite my neck when I'm wearing it.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod I hope the walls are thick. Oh wait, I'm not completely naked, after all. I have this collar on...

H. J. P.  Aurorsupreme My two best friends and their two small children are in the other room and you're going to start talking dirty? You'll be the death of me.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme That was brilliance. And yes, this bed has nothing on yours. Particularly since YOU are in your bed, an added bonus to any mattress.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme I'd much rather have YOU fussing over me. I particularly enjoyed the look on that nurse's face when you started FEEDING me the strawberries.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Did I mention I was naked? As in unclothed? Wearing nothing at all?

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Besides, I'm sure you're enjoying your lumpy, cold bed and not thinking about my silk sheets and smooth, naked skin.

Draco Lucius Malfoyslytherinsexgod Tsk, tsk, Potter. You'll get over it. Just think how happy you're making Granger by allowing her to fuss over you.

H. J. P.Aurorsupreme Miss you. Wish you were... No, I wish I was there. If you were here, you and Ron would be at each other's throats.