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dysonrules) wrote2009-07-13 07:34 pm
dysonrules) wrote2009-07-13 07:34 pm
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Twitterporn Part XIII
CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.
PART FOURTEEN
Aurorsupreme I'll just have to use my Supreme Auror skills to get at you! *leer* Note to self: Still not effective.
slytherinsexgod You've been calling me evil for years, Potter. I still don't think you believe it. Now be quiet, I'll be right there.
Aurorsupreme Especially since you know full well they have me magically restrained so I don't "pull something".
Aurorsupreme You might even wear the... you are an evil, evil man! Did you know that? One little incident with your mother & you become totally evil.
slytherinsexgod *smirk* Somehow I don't think that will be a problem, Cupcake. I might even wear the collar just to see how long you can stay in that bed.
Aurorsupreme Treacle tart AND the possibility of a public blow job! I'm a LITTLE picky! You'll just have to keep giving me both to keep my attention.
slytherinsexgod I'll be there in a few minutes with your dessert, you shameless hussy, falling for anyone that brings you treacle tart.
Aurorsupreme O_O Of all the ridiculous times for me to forget the spell to bring a nurse in here. I'll bet she's gone off shift damn her!
slytherinsexgod Well, your hospital bed is not exactly public, but if that blond bint is in there gaping at you I'll give it my best shot.
slytherinsexgod You will not give up furtive public blow jobs! You were doing quite well, we just need to ensure no matronly interruptions in future.
Aurorsupreme I'll do whatever it takes for public snogging! And perhaps you can show me the fine art of an uninterrupted public blowjob first. :)
Aurorsupreme I can be a very, VERY good boy. *leer* Note to self: Leering with bandages on head - not so effective.
Aurorsupreme Oooh.. treacle tart. I do believe I'm in love.
Aurorsupreme Guilty? I wasn't trying to make you feel guilty, Schnookums, I was just trying to give you an out. Haha, out... I AM heavily medicated!
slytherinsexgod And if you're a very good boy I might even let you kiss me in full view of the bloody medi-witches, just so they'll know you're off limits.
slytherinsexgod But I will bring you your strawberries and possibly some of that treacle tart you enjoy so much.
slytherinsexgod All right, Cupcake, stop trying to make me feel guilty. Malfoys do not have that emotion, remember?
Aurorsupreme I'll even let you tell the nurses that I owe you money and you're making sure I don't skip out. Instead of saying that we're dating.
slytherinsexgod Chocolate covered strawberries sound nice. And since I have sworn off furtive, public blow jobs... perhaps a snog or two?
slytherinsexgod Bring you something? A decent meal, perhaps?
slytherinsexgod Do you want me to...?
Aurorsupreme I think you need to come back and protect my... well, not my virtue, my bits perhaps. Aren't Malfoy's supposed to be very possessive?
Aurorsupreme You were here? Really? I thought I dreamed that bit. And if they've been keeping me heavily medicated, no wonder I feel so groggy.
slytherinsexgod They had you so bloody sedated you wouldn't have recognized... well. Me. Most likely so they could molest you while you slept.
slytherinsexgod I just left you an hour ago. Didn't they tell you I was there all day? Probably not, the bloody hags.
Aurorsupreme I guess that means you won't be coming to see me in the hospital then?
slytherinsexgod And four of them were not even there at the time. You would be checked for the Imperius Curse if we admitted to seeing one another.
slytherinsexgod I just panicked. And you saw the furor at the cafe! Six witnesses came forward to say I had deliberately hexed you! SIX!
Aurorsupreme Thank Merlin you played Quidditch instead of football, your aim is a little off.
slytherinsexgod Bloody perverted bitches! I'll teach them to check your groin injury! I barely tapped you with my foot and I was aiming for your hip!
Aurorsupreme Oh, and the nurses enjoy "checking" my "groin injury", did I mention that? I've been "checked" six times today already.
Aurorsupreme *sigh* Nevermind.
Aurorsupreme If you'll recall, I took care of that as soon as I regained consciousness. If you'd let me tell people we were dating...
slytherinsexgod Although the bloody Aurors were quick enough to show up and "escort" Mother and I to the Ministry for questioning.
slytherinsexgod The cafe owner ran outside so quickly I think he might have Apparated from the kitchen. I was shunted aside as they rushed you to safety.
slytherinsexgod We've been over this a dozen times. It's not my fault you ended up in St. Mungos. Blame your public.
Aurorsupreme And I still don't completely buy that "she thought I was being attacked" story you're selling.
Aurorsupreme Just say stop next time, okay? And I dare YOU to get kicked in the groin and not react with a rapid jerk away from the offending person.
slytherinsexgod She thought you were trying to attack me.
slytherinsexgod You hit your own head. And the hex... well, my mother panicked when she saw you crawling out from under the table.
slytherinsexgod Now, that wasn't entirely my fault. I didn't meant to kick you in the groin, I was simply trying to get you to stop!
Aurorsupreme Like I've been kicked in the groin, hit in the head and hexed. All in rapid succession.
slytherinsexgod How are you feeling, Cupcake?
PART FOURTEEN
Aurorsupreme I'll just have to use my Supreme Auror skills to get at you! *leer* Note to self: Still not effective.slytherinsexgod You've been calling me evil for years, Potter. I still don't think you believe it. Now be quiet, I'll be right there. Aurorsupreme Especially since you know full well they have me magically restrained so I don't "pull something". Aurorsupreme You might even wear the... you are an evil, evil man! Did you know that? One little incident with your mother & you become totally evil.slytherinsexgod *smirk* Somehow I don't think that will be a problem, Cupcake. I might even wear the collar just to see how long you can stay in that bed. Aurorsupreme Treacle tart AND the possibility of a public blow job! I'm a LITTLE picky! You'll just have to keep giving me both to keep my attention. slytherinsexgod I'll be there in a few minutes with your dessert, you shameless hussy, falling for anyone that brings you treacle tart. Aurorsupreme O_O Of all the ridiculous times for me to forget the spell to bring a nurse in here. I'll bet she's gone off shift damn her!slytherinsexgod Well, your hospital bed is not exactly public, but if that blond bint is in there gaping at you I'll give it my best shot. slytherinsexgod You will not give up furtive public blow jobs! You were doing quite well, we just need to ensure no matronly interruptions in future. Aurorsupreme I'll do whatever it takes for public snogging! And perhaps you can show me the fine art of an uninterrupted public blowjob first. :) Aurorsupreme I can be a very, VERY good boy. *leer* Note to self: Leering with bandages on head - not so effective. Aurorsupreme Oooh.. treacle tart. I do believe I'm in love. Aurorsupreme Guilty? I wasn't trying to make you feel guilty, Schnookums, I was just trying to give you an out. Haha, out... I AM heavily medicated!slytherinsexgod And if you're a very good boy I might even let you kiss me in full view of the bloody medi-witches, just so they'll know you're off limits. slytherinsexgod But I will bring you your strawberries and possibly some of that treacle tart you enjoy so much. slytherinsexgod All right, Cupcake, stop trying to make me feel guilty. Malfoys do not have that emotion, remember? Aurorsupreme I'll even let you tell the nurses that I owe you money and you're making sure I don't skip out. Instead of saying that we're dating. slytherinsexgod Chocolate covered strawberries sound nice. And since I have sworn off furtive, public blow jobs... perhaps a snog or two? slytherinsexgod Bring you something? A decent meal, perhaps? slytherinsexgod Do you want me to...? Aurorsupreme I think you need to come back and protect my... well, not my virtue, my bits perhaps. Aren't Malfoy's supposed to be very possessive? Aurorsupreme You were here? Really? I thought I dreamed that bit. And if they've been keeping me heavily medicated, no wonder I feel so groggy. slytherinsexgod They had you so bloody sedated you wouldn't have recognized... well. Me. Most likely so they could molest you while you slept. slytherinsexgod I just left you an hour ago. Didn't they tell you I was there all day? Probably not, the bloody hags.Aurorsupreme I guess that means you won't be coming to see me in the hospital then?slytherinsexgod And four of them were not even there at the time. You would be checked for the Imperius Curse if we admitted to seeing one another. slytherinsexgod I just panicked. And you saw the furor at the cafe! Six witnesses came forward to say I had deliberately hexed you! SIX! Aurorsupreme Thank Merlin you played Quidditch instead of football, your aim is a little off. slytherinsexgod Bloody perverted bitches! I'll teach them to check your groin injury! I barely tapped you with my foot and I was aiming for your hip! Aurorsupreme Oh, and the nurses enjoy "checking" my "groin injury", did I mention that? I've been "checked" six times today already.Aurorsupreme *sigh* Nevermind.Aurorsupreme If you'll recall, I took care of that as soon as I regained consciousness. If you'd let me tell people we were dating...slytherinsexgod Although the bloody Aurors were quick enough to show up and "escort" Mother and I to the Ministry for questioning. slytherinsexgod The cafe owner ran outside so quickly I think he might have Apparated from the kitchen. I was shunted aside as they rushed you to safety. slytherinsexgod We've been over this a dozen times. It's not my fault you ended up in St. Mungos. Blame your public. Aurorsupreme And I still don't completely buy that "she thought I was being attacked" story you're selling. Aurorsupreme Just say stop next time, okay? And I dare YOU to get kicked in the groin and not react with a rapid jerk away from the offending person.slytherinsexgod She thought you were trying to attack me. slytherinsexgod You hit your own head. And the hex... well, my mother panicked when she saw you crawling out from under the table.slytherinsexgod Now, that wasn't entirely my fault. I didn't meant to kick you in the groin, I was simply trying to get you to stop!Aurorsupreme Like I've been kicked in the groin, hit in the head and hexed. All in rapid succession.slytherinsexgod How are you feeling, Cupcake?