Twitterporn Part XII

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PART THIRTEEN

slytherinsexgod Fuck you, Potter. Oh shit, oh Salazar and the Dark Lord's knickers, here comes my MOTHER.

 

Aurorsupreme Merlin, you taste delicious. I could do this all.. ah, ah, ah, not yet - naughty boy - I'm not through with my snack.

 

Aurorsupreme  Oh, and I'm certain you'll GET me several times before the night is out. *leer*

 

Aurorsupreme See, your multitasking training has paid off, I can now type with my mouth full. Mmm. Except when you buck your hips like that.

 

slytherinsexgod Fuck me, you really ARE Auror Supreme, aren't you? I can hrdly typ cohrrrently. fckthis

 

slytherinsexgod Oh lovely, now the waitress thinks I'm convulsing. She'll probably call a damned medi-wizard. Oh... OH. Oh Merlin. You...

 

slytherinsexgod You are a wretched, horrible, demon spawn from hell, Potter. I swear I will... GUH... I swear I wil get you for this.

 

Aurorsupreme You can see through the table but no one else can. Think you can keep up that pristine, aloof manner of yours while getting a blowjob?

 

Aurorsupreme See, a craftily cast Disillusionment charm means no one saw me. You can tell the waitress I'm in the loo. Now when I cast... this...

 

Aurorsupreme But Schookums, all of this teasing has me hot and bothered. I'm just going to nip under this convenient table cloth for a nibble.

 

Aurorsupreme I'm certain she was looking at YOUR bedroom eyes when she got light-headed. I'd be tempted to walk through Egypt barefoot for that look.

 

slytherinsexgod I thought you were joking about getting on your knees! Stop that immediately!

 

slytherinsexgod Of course, that look makes me rather weak in the knees myself, at times.

 

slytherinsexgod I think it's time to go home now, Cupcake. Poor Mrs Branson just about fainted when she walked by and saw that glazed look on your face.

 

Aurorsupreme Yes. YES. I'm completely willing to get on my knees beside the table and beg right now if it will result in another blowjob like that last.

 

Aurorsupreme Although you have to admit the public foreplay is kind of.... MERLIN! And you say I'm talented. What spell was that and can you do it again?

 

Aurorsupreme Okay, when you put it THAT way, I suddenly have no qualms about becoming a recluse. We never have to leave the house again.

 

Aurorsupreme I am perhaps more enamoured of you than I initially thought possible. I suspect three straight (okay not STRAIGHT) days of sex did it.

 

slytherinsexgod That's exactly how you look right before you start begging for it. Are you ready to start begging, Harry?

 

slytherinsexgod Your eyes not only fluttered, they practically rolled back into your head. Damn, you are hot when you open your mouth like that.

 

slytherinsexgod I can supply that list for you, although I think I prefer eating in, because then I can do THIS in perfect privacy.

 

slytherinsexgod I think your heart really did go pitter-pat, Cupcake. I've been watching your face. You really are smitten, aren't you?

 

Aurorsupreme I love how your eyes flutter when I do things like that. And it has the added bonus of you clutching my hand tighter. :)

 

Aurorsupreme I can see now I'll need to compile a list of all the restaurants with very long tablecloths. What if I do... that. Oh, yes, that was fun.

 

Aurorsupreme Colin once said he wanted to learn to talk to animals, I thought I'd give him a new species to try on. Complete with flashbulb eyes.

 

Aurorsupreme Why, Draco, was that a... compliment? My little heart is going pitter-pat at your kind and loving words. Ahem, no more Muggle movies for me.

 

slytherinsexgod I suppose you can hold my hand. Just this once. And only if you keep up that delicious movement of your foot... oh yes, like that.

 

slytherinsexgod I didn't expect you to destroy Creevey's camera. Nice use of a Transfiguration Charm. Turning it into a snake was a nice touch.

 

slytherinsexgod All right, I take back the stupid comment. You might possibly be slightly less dense than previously suspected.

 

Aurorsupreme Believe me, under no circumstances would I EVER willingly bring Colin Creevey into my presence armed with a camera. Ever. No really. E.V.E.R.

 

Aurorsupreme You had a spot of sauce on your finger. I was wiping it off for you. You're lucky, I WANTED to lick it off. I was a model of restraint.

 

Aurorsupreme Then you must have some fetish for stupid men because four times in three hours is a bit much for even me.

· slytherinsexgod Oh fuck, and there is Colin bloody Creevey with his ever-present camera. Did you set this up, you bastard?

 

Aurorsupreme For example, your insistence on this "relationship" idea. It's pure foolishness. Why are you touching my hand? I said NO hand holding!

Aurorsupreme Besides, I learn from the best.

 

Aurorsupreme Excuse me? After the strawberry incident the other day YOU can't ever accuse ME of being pornographic with my food!

slytherinsexgod And who the fuck taught you to eat that way? Put the damned pickle in your mouth and eat it! Don't fellate it like that, bloody porn star.

 

slytherinsexgod I don't have to wait on you to be stupid, you quite naturally maintain that state at all times.

 

Aurorsupreme I have many, MANY hidden talents, Schnookums, it'll probably take you years to discover them all.

 

Aurorsupreme That's funny, you lick your lips the same way when you're getting ready to suck my cock as when you're waiting on me to be stupid. Hmm.

 

slytherinsexgod Wait, that feels sort of good. You have been practicing with your toes, haven't you? You have many hidden talents, Cupcake, I'll admit.

 

slytherinsexgod I only watch your mouth in order not to miss the next imbecilic thing you plan to say. Is that your foot? Keep your feet to yourself!

 

Aurorsupreme Which was this morning in the shower if I remember correctly. -- And I'll help you hex the photographers, trust me.

 

Aurorsupreme Before you start, I'm not giving you a soulful look, I'm just fondly remembering the last time YOUR tongue wagged.

 

Aurorsupreme I'm beginning to suspect I'll never have enough. And don't pretend you're unaffected by me - you raptly watch my mouth every time I speak.

 

slytherinsexgod And if I see one photographer, I'm hexing first and calling my solicitor second.

 

slytherinsexgod I told you I'm not ready for DATING. I'm willing to be seen with you. That will have to be enough. Tongues will wag as it is.

 

slytherinsexgod I'm not wearing anything out of the ordinary, you oversexed fiend! You've been touching me for three days straight, haven't you had enough?

 

Aurorsupreme Besides, you're too delicious not to touch. If you REALLY wanted me to keep my hands.. and mouth.. to myself, you shouldn't have worn that.

 

Aurorsupreme Pretending we were accidentally seated at the same table isn't exactly what I had in mind, you know. I wanted a DATE. 12:42 PM Apr 28th from phone

 

slytherinsexgod What are you doing? You said you would keep your hands to yourself. No hand holding, no soulful looks, and for Merlin's sake no kissing.