dysonrules | Twitterporn Part X

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PART ELEVEN

slytherinsexgod Are you in my shower? Oh good, you are. I'll Floo-call ahead to St. Mungo's.

Aurorsupreme No I didn't hurt myself. That Dark Stinging Hex you put in your wards did. Totally should have arrested you....

slytherinsexgod Harry?

slytherinsexgod And where is all this blood coming from? You really did hurt yourself, didn't you?

Aurorsupreme damn. On your sofa. Although you deserve it. Git. :( :( :(

Aurorsupreme :( :( :( :( :( That's kinda fun... ow. Stupid hand won't stop bleeding. Malfoy, I'm moving. My hand is cut. I don't wanna bleed on your

slytherinsexgod All right, where the hell are you? Nice job on my front door, damn you. DUST is not exactly repairable.

Aurorsupreme FINE. Bastard. I'll just wait right. here. M'not movin. Deal with it.

slytherinsexgod Harry, you bloody imbecile! JUST. WAIT. THERE.

Aurorsupreme MALFOY!! .... Draco!.... snookums? .... You're NOT here are you? Oh God you're at HER flat aren't you? YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU??????????

slytherinsexgod Oh shit. I'll probably Splinch myself, you arsehole. Just fucking wait there!

Aurorsupreme Fucking splinters. Fucking exploding door. Show yourself! I know you're here!!!

Aurorsupreme You're not on your way! You're INSIDE. I know....oh... oh I SEE. You're in there with HER aren't you? Dammit, I'm coming in!

slytherinsexgod Goddamn it, wait right there. I'm on my way.

Aurorsupreme OW! FUCK! That STINGS you know. Open the door, Draco. Pleeeeeeaaaaassseee.... Look, I'm bleeding. See?

Aurorsupreme You know home is where the... fuck. I AM too drunk. Alright. Be that way. I'll just take down these damned wards and PROVE you're home.

slytherinsexgod Please go home, Harry.

Aurorsupreme You are so home. I'm standing right here. Knocking. And you're in there. Not answering. See? More knocking.

slytherinsexgod By not at home I mean NOT AT HOME.

Aurorsupreme Of course I'm at your flat. Didn't you hear me knocking for the past ten minutes? And what do you MEAN you're not home? How are you not home?

slytherinsexgod What do you mean beat on my door? Are you at my flat? I'm not home.

Aurorsupreme Gonna stand right here & beat on your door until you open up. Hey... that sounds kinky. See! Drunk & randy. You gotta let me in.

Aurorsupreme That's what Sobering potions are four. And NO! M'not going home. Nonononononononononono 'f I go home you'll never let me come back.

slytherinsexgod I think you've had so much to drink you wouldn't be any good to me, anyway. Now go home. We'll talk tomorrow.

Aurorsupreme I dan wanna go home. Wanna fuck you. S'all I've wanted all night. But you had to be a prat. Son now I'm pissed instead. So there

slytherinsexgod Why don't you go home? I think you've had more than enough to drink.

Aurorsupreme You know. I'm of a mind to go back to your flat. HEY! When I concentreight I can type! HA!

Aurorsupreme Bah. Why do I even care? Was just sex right. That's what you said. Or did you say it was nothing? Dammit, can't remmmmer. Or somethin.

Aurorsupreme Wait. Thass not Gryff. That's Slytherin. A Gryffindor would have cared abou MY feelins. Right. Nevermin. Arsehole.

Aurorsupreme Then you have to go all GRYFFINDOOOOR ... too many o's there, I'm sure of it. You have to go all Gryff and care about reputations.

Aurorsupreme Yanno... I all I wanted to do was feel you up during dinner. I mean really. Tha' souns reasonable. Fucken Firewhisky. Can't type. 10:47 PM Apr 24th from phone