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dysonrules) wrote2009-07-09 08:08 pm
Twitterporn Part IX
CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.
PART TEN
Aurorsupreme Be that way then. Goodnight. SNOOKUMS.
Aurorsupreme You know, I could have you arrested for the Dark Arts spells you've added to your wards.
Aurorsupreme Look, I know you're still getting these.
Aurorsupreme Malfoy?
Aurorsupreme Go shag that twat for all I care.
Aurorsupreme Draco! Wait you don't have to... Fucking fine. Leave then you great prat. For the record I would have respected your wishes and kept quiet.
Aurorsupreme I never said we were a couple. But I thought we meant something to each other. I guess I was wrong. Gryffindor sentimentality and all that.
slytherinsexgod Enjoy Greenwood's attentions.
slytherinsexgod In fact, I'm leaving now before you do something ludicrously stupid like announce to the bloody world that we've slept together.
slytherinsexgod Spare me the Gryffindor whining! We are not a couple! When are you going to stop living in a dream world?
Aurorsupreme Apparently that was too much to ask.
Aurorsupreme We could have said we were turning over a new leaf or something. ANYTHING. I just wanted to spend the evening by your side.
Aurorsupreme Merlin, you're MENTAL. Did you know that? All I wanted was for us to attend this thing together. Hell, we could have gone as FRIENDS.
Aurorsupreme And would you shut the fuck up about Greenwood already? He's a simpering idiot that I could care less about.
Aurorsupreme So... when we DID decide to come out as lovers, it seemed preferable to you that they think I corrupted YOU instead? Is that it?
slytherinsexgod But for sleeping with a former Death Eater? And a MALE former Death Eater at that? You're worse than delusional.
slytherinsexgod Just as I'm sure the world would forgive you for AKing the Minister, because, frankly, it's time for him to be replaced.
slytherinsexgod Yes, I'm sure Greenwood would be more than happy if you chose the stripping option.
Aurorsupreme And you keep saying you're so worried about MY reputation. And how my friends will think you've corrupted ME. Yet you're here with a woman.
Aurorsupreme I could strip naked and go streaking through the crowd. Or stand up and AK the Minister. It wouldn't matter.
Aurorsupreme And I keep telling you I could care less about my reputation. The public is going to think what they want about me. Always.
slytherinsexgod And Adriana is not some random woman. I told you she is an old family friend; you need not be psychotic over my decision to bring her.
slytherinsexgod It's your fucking reputation I was thinking about, despite your protests that you don't care. I wonder how long that would last.
slytherinsexgod I've already explained my reasons for not accepting your ridiculous invitation a dozen times.
Aurorsupreme What I mean by flaunting is: I have no control over Greenwood or his actions. YOU knew full well what you were doing when you invited her.
Aurorsupreme And yet somehow YOU are pissed at ME because a co-worker I barely exchange five words with decides to become my personal puppy dog.
Aurorsupreme I asked YOU to attend this function with me. And you refused. Then show up with some random woman I've never met.
slytherinsexgod And what do you mean by flaunting?
slytherinsexgod I might have come here with Adriana, but it looks like Greenwood is determined to go home with you.
Aurorsupreme And despite your overinflated view of my pull around here, I have no control over where people walk.
Aurorsupreme He's not a conquest, you idiot. He's a co-worker. Nothing more. I didn't bring him as my DATE. Unlike you. Talk about flaunting.
slytherinsexgod Adriana says she had a muscle spasm from holding her drink so long.
slytherinsexgod You were coming over to say hello? Or coming over to flaunt your latest conquest? Jostled, my ass. Why is he following you?
Aurorsupreme And what the hell, Malfoy, why did your date decide to pour her drink all over me? I was just coming over to say hello.
Aurorsupreme Greenwood was jostled by the lady behind him and grabbed my arm to steady himself. There wasn't anything to it.
Aurorsupreme We haven't exactly been engaging in meaningful conversation. How am I to know if you play for one specific team, or both?
slytherinsexgod Time for your speech, Potter. Be sure to tell them how you could care less about the media, won't you?
slytherinsexgod Is it necessary for Greenwood to touch you like that? What sort of deep Ministry topic can you discuss that necessitates physical contact?
slytherinsexgod Adriana's breasts don't interest me, regardless of where she puts them. You should know that by now.
Aurorsupreme Greenwood isn't flirting, he was asking me about a report he needs to complete. Unlike 'Adriana' who is attached to you like a limpet.
Aurorsupreme My friends want me to be happy. Period. I don't expect us to all be bosom buddies. They'd come around.
Aurorsupreme So are the breasts shoved against your arm part of your agreement with her? Or just an added bonus?
slytherinsexgod You know they will blame me for that. Among other things. Speaking of flirting, I don't see you shoving Greenwood aside over there.
slytherinsexgod And I did not say I NEVER want to be seen with you. You have not even revealed our activities to your other two appendages - Weasel and HER
slytherinsexgod Adriana is hardly flirting with me. She agreed to accompany me merely because of our long acquaintance.
Aurorsupreme I guess I didn't realize that meant you'd NEVER want to be seen with me. Watching people flirt with you from across the room is a bit much.
Aurorsupreme And I didn't ask for flowers and hearts, you prat. I just want someone with a nice arse & a sharp tongue who doesn't care about my fame.
Aurorsupreme I can't believe you're afraid of a little bad press.
slytherinsexgod And if you wanted flowers and hearts and declarations of endless love, you should not have taken up with me to begin with.
slytherinsexgod Not being kind is vastly different from the evisceration your fans will attempt when they learn that I have corrupted their hero.
Aurorsupreme And unless you are a master of sideline quickies, we've been exclusive fuck buddies for several weeks now. Doesn't that mean.. something?
Aurorsupreme I could care less about the media and you know it. Besides, they're NEVER going to be kind to you, why should this be any different?
slytherinsexgod Which we are not.
slytherinsexgod Oh right, like you're prepared for the media frenzy that would ensue if we even hinted that we're an item.
Aurorsupreme I can't believe we're both here and yet you insist on sitting way over there. With that Billingsly bint no less.
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slytherinsexgod You hear that knock on your front door? That would be me.
Aurorsupreme How does Indian takeaway sound as an enticement?
Aurorsupreme I must be a glutton for punishment since high maintenance sounds fine to me. Besides, I have a high tolerance for pain. *leer*
slytherinsexgod I'm might know of one. He's fairly high maintenance, though, and might require some incentive.
AurorsupremeKnow of any attractive blonds I could use to decorate said empty bed?
Aurorsupreme Why, thank you. Your broom handling skills are pretty impressive as well. Flat is dusty. And the bed looks awfully empty.
slytherinsexgod Thank you. Your waxing techniques are exceptional, also. How is your flat? I know you haven't seen it in a few days.
Aurorsupreme I enjoyed waxing YOUR 'broom' last night. And you were exceptionally clever with the gloves.
slytherinsexgod Enjoy playing with your "broom" and know that I can't wait to put those gloves to good use when I get home.
slytherinsexgod You are a wicked fiend. I'm thinking of a different merger now.
Aurorsupreme Enjoy your merger negotiations. :)
Aurorsupreme In these: http://pics.livejournal.com... And nothing else.
Aurorsupreme Since you're the one in meetings all day (for once), I believe turnabout is fair play. I'll just be home playing some solo Quidditch.