Twitterporn Part VI

[dysonrules]

WOOT! FINALLY!!!!

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PART SEVEN

Aurorsupreme That was a very expensive phone you just threw across the ... hey! Let go of my iPho...

 

slytherinsexgod  Oh fuck this.

 

slytherinsexgod Merlin, very nice multitasking. Lesson learned. I think youaksdhoaigaog

 

Aurorsupreme Then play nice. Mmmm, I love how you twitch when I do THIS.

 

slytherinsexgod Salazar, yes, like that and that. You were born to suck cock, Cupcake. Ouch, no biting!

 

Aurorsupreme Occupied? Like... this? Or like this?

 

slytherinsexgod Let me set your phone right here so you can type while your mouth is occupied...

 

Aurorsupreme *sigh* All right, multitasking. Let's have it.

 

slytherinsexgod Focus, Potter. I said multitasking and chattering is not one of your tasks.

 

Aurorsupreme Why are you twittering me? I'm right next to you. Love your sturdy bedposts, by the way. Didn't think they could hold your weight like that.

 

slytherinsexgod It's time for your lesson in multitasking. 3:16 PM Apr 17th from phone

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slytherinsexgod I just felt the wards--you're not allowed to Apparate from the Ministry like that. Well, here you are now. Aren't you the clever one?

 

Aurorsupreme I definitely plan to... you're wearing the collar? NOW? ... ... I'll be right there.

 

Aurorsupreme Perhaps you should have it replaced. I suspect the sight of you eating orange marmalade LIKE THAT will garner the same response again.

 

slytherinsexgod Oh and did I happen to mention... I'm wearing the collar?

 

slytherinsexgod If you plan to return any time soon, that is.

 

slytherinsexgod I'll have the table professionally repaired. Or perhaps replaced, if you're going to be that energetic at mealtimes.

 

Aurorsupreme Brute? I certainly didn't hear you complaining at the time! You're welcome for the omelette, the way you said thanks is just fine.

 

Aurorsupreme *blush* I wasn't kidding when I said I enjoyed enthusiastic morning shags. Sorry about the table tho.

 

slytherinsexgod Thanks for breakfast, by the way. The omelette was lovely. I think I was too busy thanking you in other ways to mention it.

 

slytherinsexgod My back is better than the kitchen table. The usual repair spells don't work on that kind of damage. You brute.

 

Aurorsupreme  Morning.. or, um, afternoon now I guess. How is your back? 10:37 AM Apr 17th from web