Twitterporn Part III

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PART FOUR

slytherinsexgod  We'll see. I'm setting my watch.

    

Aurorsupreme  Oh, and, you first. :)

    

Aurorsupreme  Give me twenty minutes.

    

slytherinsexgod  All right, Potter, I'm calling your bluff. I'm at the Hotel Splendide Royale in the Penthouse Suite. Come if you dare.

    

Aurorsupreme  So perhaps some other time.

    

Aurorsupreme  However, if you're going to stay abed til noon. I'd rather it be ME and not exhaustion that kept you there.

    

Aurorsupreme  I knew you'd read too much into my dessert offer. So I'll let you read too much into this as well: I make a mean omelette.

    

Aurorsupreme  I'm pants at Italian personally. But maybe you could give me a few useful French phrases. I have to go there next month for a seminar.

    

slytherinsexgod  Breakfast would be a better offer at this point, except that I don't plan to crawl out of bed until noon tomorrow.

    

slytherinsexgod  Tempting as your offer is, especially when I consider what sort of dessert you might have in mind, I must admit I'm too exhausted.

 

    

slytherinsexgod  I could have used your "connections" earlier. Dealing with these bastards is driving me insane. I speak French, not Italian.

    

Aurorsupreme  Although I'm guessing you'll deal with it... in your own way.

    

Aurorsupreme  Oh, and sorry about your factory. I have connections with the Rome Auror department if you need it.

    

Aurorsupreme  Got caught up at the Ministry at the last minute. Probably too late, even for a very late, dinner but dessert perhaps? I have a Portkey.

    

slytherinsexgod  I don't suppose you want to steal a Portkey from the Ministry and join me at La Terrazza dell'Eden for a late--very late--dinner?

    

slytherinsexgod  Online in Rome. Sorry, Potter, factory burned down under questionable circumstances. No chance to owl you.

 

Aurorsupreme  It's almost 5 and no owl from Malfoy. Shame. I was curious to know if we could spend time together without coming to blows.  4:52 pm Apr 15th from phone

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Aurorsupreme  I'm ready to plan a hostile takeover of this man's country just to get rid of him. Might need SEVERAL drinks. Look forward to your owl.

    

slytherinsexgod  A drink? I'll check my calendar this afternoon and send you an owl if I'm free.

    

slytherinsexgod  Enjoy babysitting the troll. I'm sure you'll need decontamination later.

    

slytherinsexgod  Your loss, Potter. I'm abandoning mine. For courtesy's sake I tried to buy his company outright, but I suppose a hostile takeover is fine.

    

Aurorsupreme  blasted character limit. I said -- An apéritif perhaps?

    

Aurorsupreme   Compared to present company, that sounds lovely. But Kingsley would have my head for abandoning the git. His Portkey is set for 5, an ap ...

    

slytherinsexgod  Apparently my companion is not the only one enraptured. Any chance of you abandoning your warthog to join me for coffee?

    

Aurorsupreme  The boor might stop delaying if you would stop making love to your spoon. You have him totally enraptured.

    

Aurorsupreme  I was actually wondering if that was the strawberry or the raspberry sorbet. Thank you for the clarification. As for your navel -think lower.

    

slytherinsexgod  This boor is about to get a Stinging Hex in a place where it will plague him for days. This dessert course is endless. *sigh*

    

slytherinsexgod  I know you would prefer to eat it from my navel, but one cannot have everything. And thank you in return, I suppose.

    

slytherinsexgod  Unfortunate, right. I saw your eyes glued to my spoon while I ate the strawberry sorbet. It was delicious. Would you like one?

    

Aurorsupreme  And thank you for the compliment, however begrudging. To return the favor, that shade of blue suits you.

    

Aurorsupreme  In the loo. Right. A likely story. The robes were a rare birthday gift to myself. I gave Madam Malkin free rein and this was the result.

    

Aurorsupreme  I've taken to not looking at my tablemate directly. He has killed my appetite. How unfortunate that you are in my alternative eye line.

    

slytherinsexgod  I must send Kingsley a gift. I never thought he'd have a sense of humour. Nice robes, by the way. Who chose them for you?

 

    

slytherinsexgod  He eats like a wereboar. I hope you have a napkin shield. And I was in the loo BEFORE you arrived. I'm buying a company from this idiot.

    

Aurorsupreme  And yes, bored senseless. I asked Kingsley for something more challenging - he assigned me babysitting duty for this idiot official.

    

Aurorsupreme  You know, the person who arrives FIRST typically ISN'T the stalker. What are you doing here? Stalking ME perhaps?

 

slytherinsexgod  You're not stalking me and yet again I find you at the same restaurant. You look bored. Is your companion that uninteresting?  1:15 pm Apr 15th from phone