dysonrules | Twitterporn Part II

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PART III

Aurorsupreme Note to self: Ask Kingsley for more dangerous assignments as I am obviously seeking insanity in my life if I'm egging on Malfoy.

Aurorsupreme I can't believe I'm typing this but... looking forward to it, Malfoy.

slytherinsexgod A challenge. I like that. Talk to you tomorrow, Potter.

Aurorsupreme I repeat. You're. Not. Capable. But if the thought helps you sleep, ponder away. Just as well, I have an early meeting too.

slytherinsexgod You want me to corrupt you? I have an early appointment, so I'm off to bed, but I'll get back to you on that. Intriguing.

Aurorsupreme I don't think you're capable of "corrupting" me. Although I'd like to see you try. Maybe I need to ask Kingsley for more dangerous jobs.

slytherinsexgod How little you know me. Actually, I think it would only enhance my "bad boy image" since they would accuse me of corrupting you. Or worse.

Aurorsupreme And piss on the press. A date would never work though, you're right. You'd never be caught going out with me. Might ruin your bad boy image.

Aurorsupreme I, unlike you, would not try to humiliate someone who agreed to wear a collar for me. But, as you keep reminding me, I am a Gryffindor.

slytherinsexgod And what do you mean "when we went out?" You are far too pure and good to be seen with a former Death Eater. The press would destroy you.

slytherinsexgod Har har, you are hilarious. No red rhinestones and garish gold trim? You surprise me. I never mentioned a leash.

Aurorsupreme Although perhaps I'd buy you something flashier for when we went out. If you're good.

Aurorsupreme *grin* I knew I could bring you round to my way of thinking. Dark green, almost black. Stiff leather. No studs. One O-ring for the leash.

slytherinsexgod All right, then, I'll humour you. What sort of collar?

slytherinsexgod You are focussed on the idea, aren't you? Admittedly, you are Gryffindor, but I'm beginning to think you're serious.

Aurorsupreme But the fact that my comments made you destroy your own property is rather telling. I wonder what a Mind Healer would say...

Aurorsupreme Torturing helpless trees isn't going to help you get over the fact that you want to be my sex slave. Trust you to take the wrong approach.

slytherinsexgod Back. I Transfigured a stump into your likeness and set it afire. It was smarter than you; I should have kept it for better conversation.

slytherinsexgod I have to take a walk and Crucio something. BBS

Aurorsupreme You were wrong about the number. But admittedly close. I'd never try to collar you. You'd have to beg first.

slytherinsexgod I was right about the number, then. Don't scoff at 500 blow jobs until you've had them. And better men than you have tried to collar me.

Aurorsupreme And 500 blow jobs in back alleys don't give much in the way of QUALITY experience, now do they? Five skilled lovers are worth far more

Aurorsupreme You only wish I WOULD collar you. You've wanted my attention for years, surely being a plaything would give you my undivided attention.

slytherinsexgod HAHA! You only WISH you could collar me, Chosen Prat. And how many? I lost count years ago. But you? I'd wager no more than five.

Aurorsupreme As for how many? Well, ladies first.

Aurorsupreme Leash & collar, hmm? Sounds about right. Although if you're not the one being led around, you're doing it wrong. *leer*

slytherinsexgod My sources are wrong, are they? Then how many blokes have you been with, Mr All Knowledgeable?

slytherinsexgod Very good, Potter. I do admit to liking a bit of leather with which to lead around my toys. And they tend to stay where I put them.

Aurorsupreme Anyone who counts as YOUR source, is wrong. Trust me. And while I'd love for it to be the body paint. My Galleons are on the collar.

slytherinsexgod But one of them was close...

slytherinsexgod Oh you're Mr Experienced, are you? Not according to my sources. Are my kinks really that fascinating to you? You got them all wrong.

Aurorsupreme You like to suck toes. While wearing school girl uniforms. And glitter body paint. With a collar on. P.S. My thai dinner was fab.

Aurorsupreme I'm certain I have enough experience to please even someone as picky as you. Since you won't share I'll just make up kinks for you.

Aurorsupreme You there, Malfoy? Speaking of experience...

Also, the smartest woman in the world, AKA

joan_waterhouse says: I thought you might want to let people know that they can also subscribe to AurorSupreme and SlytherinSexGod via rss-feed.
They just need to add this to their feed-reader of choice:

http://search.twitter.com/search?q=+from%3Aaurorsupreme+OR+from%3Aslytherinsexgod

If they open the URL in a browser they get a search-twitter page with both our boys' tweets, which has an "Older"-button to see older entries.

YAY!!!