Wow, you know you've turned into a massive homophile when the super hot French intern (we'll call him Ben) walks into the room looking seriously disheveled and breathless and you immediately think, "Damn, I hope he was in the parking lot getting laid by the super hot corporate Legal Associate (we'll call him Craig)."  Now every time I see either one I need a paper bag to hyperventilate into.

As far as I know, neither are gay, but I can fantasize, right?

Six months ago, the whole idea would have freaked me out.  Amazing how things change.

I blame Draco.