I'm bored.

I'm stuck at work today because some brilliant middle-manager decided it was vitally important for accounting to work on the company holiday.  However, I can't actually do anything because the people providing the information necessary for my portion of this job are not here.  GOOD PLAN, BOSSES.  *ten billion thumbs up*

Therefore, I shall write fic.  Someone give me some ideas.

*waits patiently*

EDIT:  You guys are all evil. 

EDIT EDIT:  I put them all into a file and I'm gonna try to write ALL OF THEM.  Because I'm obviously a lunatic.  Your welcome.